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Young and bald, crushed to death by a mountain of trash, as any true neckbeard would want to go.

Do you still need to pull the trigger on your gunsword mid-swing?

Missed-launch-window Walkers gonna be the best Pantheon guild

"The movie should have been about dying coral reefs" Excellent criticism A+ would read again.

Freebringer was great. I loved all the rogues bitching that it didn't have a big cool particle effect like other legendaries. A little drop of poison was perfect, for an assassin's blade. There were entire subsections of the quest that were huge pains in the ass... that were just to learn...

Any MMO that let you kill your group by dropping them to the bottom of the ocean for fall-damage has redeeming qualities.

Yeah, I've been getting the match-making failed since 9am. Just checking it occasionally as I handle other shit.

All the balding fat white D&D nerds have aged out of the writing work bracket, all you've got are young SJWs now. The only Dragons you're gonna slay here are Intolerance and Wrongthink.

Diablo 4

Black people love fighting games

They should have made the run time 4 hours just to see if they could get away with it.

"Did they have to name the mechs something so phallic? I feel oppressed." That about right for feedback to submit sunday?

15 minutes later the internal heat from the sword makes the new tree burst into flames roasting another generation of night elves. Win-win.

They should double the bonuses of Volcanic tiles worked by cities, but have them have a chance of blowing up and wrecking tiles/cities later in the game. Play some lava-chicken.

Finally finished playing every race in Gaia Project. Lantids can go fly a kite. Had to wait all this time for the board/victory tile set up to be conducive to even competing with them :D Half the end-game scoring tiles read "no u lantids."

Gave this game another try after the Diablo Immortal announcement, liking it enough that I just bought a new Graphics Card so that the fucking spell spam stops killing my shitter comp.

You captured a Varian! >>Assign to slave fight pits to level up. >>Rename slave?

Surviving Edged Weapons is great.

Better be Future Tech weather control/earthquake doomsday machine tech so we can conquer gaea's bitch ass. Also, we've been looking beyond borders the entirety of Civ's existence. Domination is the only good victory condition, so we've been removing borders for decades now...

And you've gotta go Classic to make that twitch strum moneys.

New player retention strategy.

R14 grind is going to suck even harder in the era of twitch streamers. Now you've not just got neckbeards in the 12+ hour a day pool, but people who actually do that shit for a living.

As god intended.

Inb4 they manage to convince themselves to make Diablo 4 De-Emphasize Loot. "Judging by how high Paragon Level many of our players reached, we believe grinding Paragon levels to be the more engaging gameplay element."

Don't worry, they'll bring him back in Avengers 4.

You're paying for 10 booster packs, I believe.

Honestly I prefer the 1-attack/1-move/all the passives shit. When I'm playing ARPGs it's to mow through things like a grain combine. Spin-to-win baby.

Yeah, have had two friends come back to the game this expansion and quit while doing 60-80. Despite having free boosts available to use because they bought BFA :D

Yeah, Keyforge. Was pretty fun to play in the prerelease. Definitely not a game I'd ever want to touch competitively though, since it encourages some pretty degenerate behavior if you take it seriously. Feels a bit like playing Battle-Box in Magic. Didn't lose any games at the prerelease...

Kind of off-topic, but thanks Richard Garfield.

As a teacher, fuck yes summer. Now watch their definition of summer be "first day of PLAN in august."

Be shit, get lit (on fire). Saving them only helps them to believe they're not shit, and doesn't let them know they need to modify their behavior.

But if Sam and his friends are all angry at once on twitter because orange-man-article#347, that's not a herd manipulated by bad actors tho. THAT is totally real, righteous anger. Totally.

They're all busy taking classes to learn how to make mobile games.

Obviously it'll come out in 2022 to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of Diablo 3! It'll be the best selling Dating Simulator of all time.

I wouldn't be surprised if D4 has been scrapped/reworked multiple times. Same shit happened with D3. Especially with big changes in the roster at blizzard, that shit's ripe for "changes in direction." They're also watching other ARPGs lean more heavily into build/system complexity and be...

Something new for Season 16? Triple Treasure Goblins?!?!

I wonder how many versions of D4 will have been scrapped and rebuilt by the time it launches in 2025.

Maybe they'll throw d4 beta onto your account if you commit to a 4 year wow sub this time.

Don't worry, he's working on VR experiences now! Maybe he'll release something on the Oculus Grift.