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The only reason they were able to add 6 acts was because all but Act 5 and 10 were repurposed Acts 1 - 4. If they gave us 6 more repurposed Acts 5-10 it would not be a selling point. And I still maintain Acts 5 and 10 are the worst. I dislike Cage and Laboratory map layouts as well. City...

I remember using graph paper for maps playing Bard's Tale and the like. I hope never to repeat that experience again. Especially the fucking spinny tiles in the darkness. Stupid designers.

This is a shitty movie, but it is really awesome because wamans and vaginas. We have hit rock bottom now. Wait, no we haven't, but I think we may have reached critical velocity on the way down.

Interesting pile-on with Norton. I always thought he was pretty good. Like most genres, it's all perspective, and one man's garbage and all that. But Norton has been relatively steady in all of his performances over his career. I feel like he kinda dropped off after he played that stupid...

Contend with this? Contend with what?? This is the ghost of a ghost. I bet dollars to donuts they acknowledge it with a small smile, make some comment on how they look like they are trying to copy PoE, and move on.

Hi, I am lead of D4 team. Here is a long list of every facet of every successful loot-driven ARPG for the last 20 years. We will have every part of every game you have ever liked in your life and none of the bad stuff. Seriously what the fuck. That list proves how little they have actually...

Welp, I watched the cinematic and chubbed up, bigtime. I watched the "gameplay" footage and was a little meh. Then I came here and now I am sad. Fuck you guys with your reality and your facts and your pinpoint knowledge of Diablo/Blizzard history. FUCK. Now I am disappoint. Well, I am also...

I have been ass deep in work of late so I have not seen any of the press on this yet. But reading this page alone leads me to believe it is Euro-Truck Simulator 2019 - On Foot In Science Fiction Land? I mean, the Truck Simulator games have a huge following, specifically because of the...

Along with a western release of Lost Ark, D2 reforged would be pants-raisingly awesome. But even better? D4 as a modern take on the ARPG genre, because I fully admit my nostalgic bias with respect to D2. Even though I DO still play it.

"Oh, I see you aren't into real girls" was a direct reference to Joi - the music went off in his pocket when the ho was talking to him. Apparently everyone knows what that music represents. They did make sure it played enough earlier so that you did too. They pretty much laid out the memory...

They need to release this fucking game in the West already. Russia even has it.

While I agree that Hollywood has become an incestuous cauldron of delusion, I think risk aversion is what has killed the entertainment industry. More and more studios are being run with an iron fist by bean-counters and analysts, so the bottom line has not only trumped but quashed most forms of...

Hellgate: Diablo would actually be pretty fucking cool. I have just about as many fond memories of Hellgate as I do D2. Perhaps more buggy nightmares, but I did really enjoy Hellgate. Look at the Steam reviews of its latest iteration - it is a dumpster fire of epic proportions. I managed to...

I wrote a book about the differences between D3 and PoE, but the bottom line is that each has strengths and weaknesses. Build diversity and non-class loot structure pushed PoE above D3 for me for years. But I have been out of PoE since week 2 of the league and back into D3 and enjoying it...

So I finished BR2049 and, yeah, it was his weakest effort to date in my opinion. I think I liked it better on second viewing, but knowing K's story arc in advance does take the wind out of it all a bit. Regardless, I have high hopes here. Right, they cannot "book" it 100%, not even remotely...

They can't. Not only is there no more lane, the road ended miles back and they are driving through open desert now.....heading for a canyon. There, took that metaphor and drove it right into the dirt. The dirt that used to be a road. YEET!

Welp, I have been back to playing a D3 Barb in short spurts here and there before the end of the season, and in no way is Diablo remotely comparable to PoE in any way "hardcore" from level 1 to endgame. I admit to not doing "hardcore" (ell o ell) grift pushing in Diablo 3 because I have better...

The best part of this chart is that it starts at 4 because "every woman is at least a 4 crazy". I am still laughing at that.

Which is explicitly why Morrowind was the superior game in the entire franchise imo. I really liked becoming the boss of EVERY guild, not just picking one and running with it. Man, I was in a great gaming place when I played Morrowind. That game was the pinnacle of RPG for me, have not been...

So I have watched a couple of reviews and all of them have said this is a definite buy. I am sick and tired of the Fallout model of gaming, including, unfortunately, Skyrim and all it's clones, and I look at the footage of this game and just see a colorful Fallout. So someone get in there and...

The Fappening slightly satiated me.

Everything too sharp! She's not bad, with an extra 30 pounds perhaps, but Drive Angry Amber Heard is God tier hotness and the stuff my dreams are made of. Whether she was crazy or Johnny Depp was crazy is immaterial to me........

I have been playing the Skyforge 4 mod with my son the last 2 weeks, and I absolutely LOVE it. It took me forever to get a LAN server set up so we could play together, and hilariously once I did my kid got bored with the grind in a couple of hours and went and did his own thing in creative...

There is much I would sacrifice for a shot at Amber Heard, but the annoying girlfriend chick from Cloverfield? Son, I am disappoint. I second the Karl Urban love (no homo!). I will have to look into this movie as well.

No shit. Prisoners - amazing emotional manipulation and suspense and tweest that you KINDA see coming but not completely. Sicario is a fucking masterpiece of pacing and mood, one of my top 3 movies of all time. Arrival also had masterpiece mood and setting and everything but the weird time...

I was only a passing fan of Pearce, even after Memento. But after The Rover, he's great in my books.

Well, I will say Vin Diesel is one of my guilty pleasures. I will most likely watch whatever he makes, specifically anything science-fiction or fantasy based. Must stay this trailer looked good - aside from that mechanical body suit on the "bad guy". But I guess he needs something...

Hey look some new Doom Eternal footage, I wonder ho.........oh. Um......oh. Oooooooooh. Seriously, fuck you major game studios. THIS is why you are doomed (ell o ell I am fucking funny) to fail - the greed fucks you straight in your own ass eventually. Bethesda can drown in their own jizz...

Okay so a bit of a right turn, but I recently installed Median XL for Diablo 2 for something new since I bailed on PoE league weeks ago. It no longer needs you to reverse engineer your install to an old patch level, so it is way easy now. Anyway, I am disappointed that I don't like it. I...

Dayum. I had to uninstall a bunch of stuff just to get Ark on my SSD - although I hated it so much I refunded it quick. I think that total install was around 120 GB/250. Conveniently I just ordered a new laptop with a 500 GB SSD, so I got this too........ I diverted cash from the 1 TB SSD to...

All right, listen you fucking cucks. All we want is a good action movie with a decent foundational premise in a hopefully vague time-loop to give an excuse to have a nigh-indestructible robot chasing the protagonist. T2 was successful because the action sequences were bad ass and the...

This is late to the post (Sept 26) but, without reading the article, I interpret "Very Ambitious" as = Retarded. Harris is a great dead-pan comedy actor, but in a serious role? Um, no thanks. Jason Batemen is very similar, and there is a reason he CANNOT act in serious roles. I never watched...

Lol don't worry, I expect Willis dies within 10 minutes and maybe has a couple of flashbacks. That way you barely notice him phoning it in to cash checks. I look at this with some faint hope that we go back to the Edward Norton of American History X and Fight Club, back when he was a joy to...

We need RLM's Science Guy's interpretation of the Terminator timeline to interpret all this.

Um, what's with the watermelon?

I am almost ashamed to point out the first and last are the same. I noticed not because of the tats or tits, but the shitty condition of the wall edges and the crappy microwave in the background. Also the three switches/thingies on the wall. Just one is in a mirror. I am shame.

I hate platformers in general but love the action RPG/boss fighting aspects of these hybrid games. I have been somewhat intrigued. The reviews say it is a bitch to see what is going on during a lot of fights, which you can easily conclude from watching the gameplay trailer. And that it is...

This is an interesting point. The question is, ARE they going to keep quiet? With the government intimately involved in most (all?) major corporations in China, will they secretly keep investing in companies that defy their requests for censoring, or will they pull 'chute outright? Is there...