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You know, I thought that portal looked a little sketch before I clicked on it:

I mean judging by what I found under the capitol city I'm pretty convinced the "merchants" are all part of some evil secret society at this point.

Yea Elden Ring is a bit of a thing heh. I'll be finishing challengers sooner or later but for now it's all fingers, but hole

Woke up this morning and both Discord and Spotify were failing to connect, so naturally I assume something is broken with my home network/ISP. 30 minutes of poking around later come to find that no, my shit is fine, just both of these services are somehow hard down at the same time.

From the bonfire in the divine tower just take the stairs down instead of the ones up to the great rune spot

What the fuck there's a basement in the tower you empower the Rodahn rune in? Now I have to go back lol

The best part is when you find his weird sex doll dungeon

Yea I did the same and had to quit using the mimic. It solod a couple side bosses in dungeons while I just watched lol.

Yea I'm squarely in the minority on this one heh, but jesus it just rubs me the wrong way for some reason. HURR DURR YOU CAN MAKE VOLTRON IN MAGIC

Vitality is a resistance stat basically, If you hit Y or triangle on your stats menu you'll see it in the bottom right along with immunity and focus and some others. Each of those resists is what is checked for different ailments/detrimental effects. Vitality is I think bleed and frost...

Moonveil is definitely very strong vs Radahn just cause you can L2 for a fair bit of damage and run away immediately and play it as a poke fight rather than having to commit to any chain of attacks to get in any real damage. You can still play the fight like that with nearly any weapon or ash...

Alright murder it is then

Also a bunch in the deeproot, but that hardly solves the mid/lategame issue heh.

Hrm, does doing these Volcano Manor missions cut off any endings like the blood paths in d2/3 did?

NPC quest spoilers:

Holy fucking fuck fuck everything about this lake of rot lol.

The utter contempt from WOTC is what kills me. "we know this lame crossover set won't sell very well if it's silver bordered, so we're willing to tank the integrity of our most popular format in order to push sales to satisfy the licensing agreement we made". The game is finally in it's death...

Yea a big part of why people rage about magrin/godrick so much is if they listen to the initial NPC about just going to stormveil they end up in those fights at like level 20-25 and they are absolutely brutal at that stage.

They really lost me with the return to Kamigawa set, I haven't played since the spoilers for it started. It's like they created a focus group out of Hot Topic employees and asked them how they'd design a "Japan but the future" world. Just the worst fucking tropey bullshit constantly, with a...

Lol level 59 at Godrick, that's an impressive amount of faffing around in the open world.

Minor spoilers-ish

Salvatore is at the peak of his powers these days. Also 10/10 would watch this anime

This is essentially what I've been doing all game - INT primary with some str/dex to use weapons. Straightsword mainhand/staff offhand for sorcery using. It's kinda rough early on cause your physical stats suck if you start as an actual sorcerer, but once you find a magic ash of war you can...

At +9 demi-human was still only B-scaling for INT, so probably around the 11-12 range it'd pick up A and maybe outclass meteorite? Probably not a bad option since most of the better INT melee weapons are all somber stones anyway, so may as well burn all your normal whetstones on that thing.

There's definitely a lot of bloat in the missile/comet section of sorcery heh. I have like maybe a dozen of them now that are all essentially the same thing and aren't good for much else besides sniping weak/annoying mobs. The one exception is the assassin one I guess? It has 0 cast time and can...

Heh RE: Redmane castle being empty, turns out you can "fix" it by going back to the festival area and finding the crier guy and talking to him a bunch. It reset my castle and now there's assholes everywhere and another boss fight.

Yea a lot of it gets really fucked if you go to Redmane castle too early. On the flip side I think you can also go...too late lol? Like I didn't kill Radahn until after I did a ton of other shit, and the castle is just completely empty? Like I get summoned in to peoples worlds all the time as a...

All the glinstone attacks, the showers/shotguns/comets etc are all terrible because they eat too much FP. The basic one or the fast version are great for clearing out weird/annoying trash, but their damage is meaningless vs bosses. The big greatswords are randomly amazing to AE with. The...

Huh yea I just found it, thanks. I thought for sure i had run all the way to the end of the area there but i guess i gave up too early.

Death rushing to OP items you looked up in a guide and trivializing the entire early game is a you problem, not an open world problem. Just don't do that lol? The only real issue I have with the open world is it can be fairly easy to do things in the "wrong" order, in so much that it can be...

I use rune arcs constantly. +5 to all stats is nutty, and if you ever get low on them just dump your coop pool sign and you can spam through like 5-10 boss encounters in no time at all.

In think this is what the guide statue was pointing at but holy shit fuck everything about this place:

Did anyone ever find out what this section on the map is:

Main story boss spoilers:

If you're new to dark souls or just bad at it then samurai is far and away the easiest/smoothest start.

NPC quest spoilers:

Lmao i thought you were all going on about rivers of blood heh Yea Malenia is pretty wild in terms of weapon art. I haven't had too much issue with it in PVP yet, but I also run a buckler and it seems exceptionally vulnerable to parries during it's bullshit spam mode.