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  1. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    They need to get rid of Culkin. He's so fucking awkward and creepy and does not fit in with the rest of the group AT ALL. All I can figure at this point is he must be Rich Evans new live-in boyfriend, there is no other reason why he has been on semi-regular. That awkward laugh, the overly...
  2. Slaanesh69

    Indie Games

    No kidding, that looks amazing. Now execution will be the question. It's like Empyrion, No Man's Sky, Space Engineers, and Star Citizen had an orgy and Starbase popped out from the pile of sweaty flesh. Also I watched some streams of Void Bastards and put it on my Wishlist as well. Looked fun...
  3. Slaanesh69

    Men in Black International (2019)

    Noted and agreed. I didn't say I would kick her out of my bed for eating crackers, I just have some weird expectation that she will make me hate her every time she opens her mouth. Is that even a pic of her, her boobies aren't that large?
  4. Slaanesh69

    The Long Walk (2025)

    Imajica and Weaveworld are in my top 100 fav books of all time. I can't remember if, in my Barker phase, I read Damnation Game but now I think I need to buy a bunch of Barker books for my Kindle.......
  5. Slaanesh69

    The Long Walk (2025)

    lol so many things I want to say, that have already been said in one form or another by all of you. But I like smelling my own farts so fuck it: Yeah, this short story is one of his best. Shawshank was such a great movie because (1) the acting and direction were top notch and (2) the movie...
  6. Slaanesh69

    Men in Black International (2019)

    On the one hand, I despise how Hollywood just takes a successful franchise and plugs and plays popular actors to make a buck. It is transparent, disingenuous and completely barren of creativity. That being said, Hemsworth has fucking perfect comedy timing and presence, and I WANT to see him in...
  7. Slaanesh69

    Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor

    I played off and on since it came out in Early Access. It was mildly interesting - as you can guess from my name I have been a long time Warhammer fan so I am sucked in to most things Warhammer - and you mix ARPG with Warhammer I will buy. In early access Combat was slow and got boring really...
  8. Slaanesh69

    Death Stranding

    I have no fucking idea what is going on here, but I want to know more. This looks interesting. I am not one for walking simulators, which this is clearly more than, but even if this was more an interactive movie than a game I think I would be all in.
  9. Slaanesh69

    Terminator (2019)

    Yeah they just need to ignore all the confusing canon and just go back to the T1/T2 roots. I just posted in the Alien:Covenant thread and this series is similar. Started with sci-fi horror in T1, peaked with cheesy action in T2 (in spite of Furlong and his entire thread in the movie) and then...
  10. Slaanesh69

    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    How can at least one person in the business not know that if you capture even a small fraction of the suspense/horror that made 1 so good or the action/fear/bropower that made 2 so good that you would have a license to print money? How can movies like 3 exist (objectionably one of the 10 worst...
  11. Slaanesh69

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    Fucking truth. Netlfix is trying to pad their stats with Bollywood fans, it's insane. Also, as a westerner, I don't get Bollywood, I don't ever WANT to get Bollywood, and want it permanently gone from my sight. I've actually tried watching three times - almost killed me. CW pulling chute...
  12. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    Ditto. Post apocalypse, post plague, post environmental collapse, alternate history/future, dystopias, I eat them all up. Through the 90s and early 00's I ate up just about every book on these subjects on the market. And you know what started me on it - Not Mad Max 1 and 2, surprisingly...
  13. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    I watched the trailer twice, and if it is more than 4/10 I will eat my shorts. I can't sacrifice myself to watch it for you though, sorry. I think It has a black kid from a terrible YTV young "sitcom" and what looks like a perfect archetype cross section of kids - nerd, anxiety, jock, black...
  14. Slaanesh69

    Prospect (2018)

    Watched it - I really like the lead actor, he was good in Triple Frontier as well. I liked how the background science fiction in the movie was subtle and never really explained to any extent - you just gathered it through activity and tangential dialogue. Nice to not have it shoved down your...
  15. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Oh stop being obtuse. I am annoyed at the RNG in the game, as I do not enjoy the trade aspects. The game has allowed me to glean sufficient entertainment despite that, but the deeper the RNG gets the harder it is maintaining that level. I have never made any bones about the fact that I do not...
  16. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Yes. Yes I am. But thanks for the math lesson. I guess I am just tired of PoE in general I suppose. I just needed some reason to finally pull the trigger.
  17. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Well, I think I hit the wall for PoE for a while. Now understand that I am fully aware at how much "gambling" is inherent in PoE's design and philosophy; how much of an rng machine this game has become. But I thought I would do an experiment: I had one T7 and one T8 map not completed on my...
  18. Slaanesh69

    DayZ, Arma2, Arma3

    I JUST started playing DayZ and Miscreated because of an Australian youtuber named Stimpee. I am going to play Rust for the first time soon. Bought new headphones with a decent microphone too. I needed anger management and I figure this is a good start. If I can work on raging at pixels...
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    Black '47 (2018)

    I will literally watch anything Hugo Weaving is in so I will have to look for it, never heard of it until now. I have not seen Mortal Engines or whatever that recent flop Hugo is in as the bad guy, but I will. I will.
  20. Slaanesh69

    Titan Quest

    Titan Quest with the original expansion was my second favorite ARPG of all time, second only to D2. I expect I have well into the thousand hours into it. It is, however, a little slow, and there are definitely builds you can really hamstring yourself with and not be able to progress after a...
  21. Slaanesh69

    Conan Exiles

    Why in the fuck would you opt to play anything other than fighting games/Dark Souls/Minecraft clones on PS4 rather than PC? Then again, I am an old man and controllers still feel foreign in my hand to this day, despite playing split screen PS4 Minecraft and Terraria for hours on end...
  22. Slaanesh69

    Conan Exiles

    Well I burned out quick on PoE FLashback so I picked this up and started a single player game to learn the ropes (and the map) before delving into online play. I am liking it so far. Bit overwhelming going into it cold, as I build my house at the edge of the arrival point and it's such a big...
  23. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Welp, it took me close to 12 hours to get to maps. I can do less than 10 on an alt but I forgot about the stupid lab stuff you have to redo. I even skipped the non-skill side quests mostly. I realized about half way through what a huge waste of time Abyss was while leveling. But I cannot...
  24. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Just last night I watched a viper strike video by that guy that makes server-crashing builds. Be fucked if I can find it now for some weird reason. He basically made infinite poison stacks that had a 15 minute duration. It had no real survivability so he died a lot, but it was basically cast...
  25. Slaanesh69

    Rage 2

    How to kick your game right in the fucking gonads in one sentence. How can studios be so obtuse??????
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    Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)

    I feel blessed that I am old enough that Super Mario and Sonic came after my childhood so I could give two shits about either franchise. I actually thought that trailer had a couple of funny parts, and for a kids movie looked okay. All you nerds slapping yourself in the balls over this just...
  27. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Farming for Oni is the dumbest thing you can do in this game. It is the only thing I make fun of people for in Global, because it is not an accomplishment to waste 12 hours of your time running the intro zone. That being said, I farmed up 2 when it was short, and made a nice MS build with it...
  28. Slaanesh69

    Fell Seal: Arbiters Mark

    Why is a ginger trans in a woman's shirt doing play videos on Youtube?
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    Borderlands 3

    Dood, that gameplay and the boss models looked pretty cool. I was originally meh but the more I see, the more excited I get. Especially when they flash the different gun models and skins, it gets my loot juices flowing. I am reservedly excited.
  30. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Due to the fact that I have played this game for so many years, I actually find it difficult to leave to play other games. Every time I start a complex game I just sigh and go back to PoE because I've already figured out all the complexity and play it on cruise control. But if I played...
  31. Slaanesh69

    Last Epoch

    They are, somewhat transparently, moving more and more towards a direct clone of PoE. They started trying new, different stuff, but obvious recent changes are obvious. Couple of real problems I forgot to mention: (1) No mana pots - it is all regen. It gets really fucking annoying in long...
  32. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Well, trash me as you may, but I think Chris Wilson is officially out of touch with his game now. The GDC presentation showcased how GGG is chasing quick returns on quick turnaround leagues. I don't have a problem with their business model aside from the speed meta is not necessarily my thing...
  33. Slaanesh69

    Last Epoch

    I was not a fan of the game all through Alpha, but it is starting to come together. The passive progression is meh but I've heard they are going to implement something more novel later. I appreciate how they have different progression after level 20 to specialize your character. I also like...
  34. Slaanesh69

    Battle Brothers

    I frighteningly resemble this. I bought it on sale sometime last year, maybe played an hour or two. One of those games I WANT to play but never get around to doing so. I watched a couple of videos - spears are front line melee kings are they not?
  35. Slaanesh69

    Last Epoch

    I kickstarted this game, so I am looking forward to it finally being fleshed out. I realized I am not one to kickstart games, because I have a hard time seeing the forest for the trees at the start.
  36. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Perfect timing for this Flashback - I am done with the league (not challenge done - only at 21, just yawn done), and just under 2 weeks to refresh on other games and then jump into the event will be great. I am going to run with Storm Brand again. I liked worb but after doing BV for a couple...
  37. Slaanesh69

    Pagan Online - ARPG from the Creator of World of Tanks

    I fucking hate this game right now. It looks good, it feels decent to play control-wise, but the amount of knockdown effects early in the game is incredibly frustrating to me. Also trying to avoid these effects seems moot, since you dodge behind a mob and still get hit most of the time. I...
  38. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    The best I can do is an hour an act on average (Act 9 is a lot faster but often 3 is slower) because my OCD will not allow me to skip side quests. I keep trying, but I always do them. So I am a solid 9 hours. A Racer, I am not.
  39. Slaanesh69

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

    Well, that trailer was certainly pants-raising. So 17 titans, superpowered moves, with apocalyptic death throes - there ain't going to be much left even after Godzilla wins. Dayum. Looks awesome.
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    Gemini Man (2019)

    You have to assume the CGI in the trailer will be improved in the movie, but holy shit that is some of the worst. That motorcycle falling off the wall bit could have been done better by a high school kid, not even mentioning ALL the Fresh Prince facial nightmares. I get this arrogant - I am so...