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Obviously that's for healing NPCs when you're doing the real end game content, x-mog, pet, and mount bottom-feeding.

I am having a sensible chuckle at all the brazilian "GOHAN BLANCO" memes coming true, except it's a Goku w/White Hair transformation instead. Gohan's even cucked by his own shitty fanfiction transformations.

If they added a Female Black Dragon would that mollify everyone?

Mass Effect 5 will have the best anti-piracy feature though. It'll be a Mass Effect game put out after Andromeda. Ain't nobody want that shit on their hard drive.

My life was complete when I got a kill as a fire beetle. It's all been coasting downhill since then.

"It's what africa would have been like without white capitalists!" But with magic. And mystery super metals. And science that doesn't exist in the real world. Was I supposed to get some kind of white person high watching Lord of the Rings or something? "I can finally love myself now that...

Since they named it Coirnav, the alternate rule set should have been flooding every dungeon/raid so that they're all under water fights!

Mind Bend was from the first actual intentional Block Set, Mirage (Ice Age was originally intended to be it's own separate sub-product for play, but that got scrubbed). :) Good news though, Blocks are gone as of now. Sets moving forward after RIX are Large Sets with self-contained mechanics...

The monetization scheme is going to need a lot of work. For right now, it feels like playing in a Sealed League. This shit's the reason we got rid of Block Constructed in the first place, so not exactly the best feeling introduction to the system.

I miss Jace Beleren. Best Divination.

Jace the Mind Sculptor and Bloodbraid Elf unbanned. While I think it's safe, I also don't know why you'd piss in the pool when the environment right now is great. The real reason JTMS was unbanned was obviously due to Story Reasons. When he had all of his memories and powers returned to him on...

"We cannot continue to recklessly support these conglomerates, allowing them to profit off of us without demanding something more than just their products in return" It's time for white people to demand Cracker Barrel subsidize our mortgages.

It's Shaka, he was going to denounce and attack you anyway :D

Obviously Venom is the new horror movie line of marvel movies.

My goal in game 1 is to see how many dark ages I can chain and still win. Unrelated, I definitely prefer managing 4-7 cities, over a sprawling empire, but you do what you need to do to win.

In order to prevent Black people from feeling uncomfortable about watching this movie with a white man in the audience, would it be reasonable to wear a bedsheet to the movies? I'd cut some holes in it to see out of, of course.

If I made a digital card game I'd program it to mana fuck people based on their user name. Specialty character? "xXx"? Time to drown in mountains, friendo.

I just assume the baby boomers are all retiring and now some 20something with a spotty beard who only knows how to push the big red "print button" is working the line.

And then the P2W cash shop 3 months after launch.

But if they delay Anthem aren't they worried about running up against Pantheon?!

But datamining's the way they'll keep us engaged for the year until the expansion comes out!

All the discussion online for the Great Design Search's multiple choice questions is fun. It's interesting to see so many different people's justifications for design thoughts. Test was pretty easy, only ~2 questions I'm iffy on currently. Which of course means I'll get like a 42 out of 75...

Survival Hunter still melee? There are some bets lost there.

Heh, preordered a couple cheap boxes from a brick and mortar. Turns out the employee who posted the preorder was a moron and sold twice as many boxes as they actually had on order. And then sold more in the physical store itself.

That's where the drugs come in.

If you aren't using 100% of the tournament round you aren't getting your money's worth yo!

I've got the EDH deck building addiction too. It's just fun seeing what you can pull together/make work using the full body of Magic cards. I've been sticking to one deck per color combo, mostly to rein in the cost of manabases.

This could turn it around for Vanguard.

7000 applicants for this year's Great Design Search, up from 1100 last time. I do not envy whoever's reading these essays, especially since they're all going to start "I've been playing Magic all my life and it's a huge part of everything I do!" with the writer actually believing their little...

He can't reveal his identity because he was secretly Brad McQuaid the whole time.

They have to level all the boars by hand.

Amusingly, when they revealed their testing decklists, they were basically just testing Block Constructed Theme Decks, not actually trying to break things. They wanted to make sure "mechanic X" worked in "its deck", not check to see whether mechanic x might be a horrific malignant tumor. The...

It's the magic the gathering circle of life. Whenever Design gets cocky, they produce an artifact set, and then follow it with a year of bans. It's not always the artifacts themselves, just the general "WE GOT DIS" mentality going into those blocks. Antiquities: Creation of Restricted. Urza's...

Banlist day: Standard: Attune with Aether and Rogue Refiner banned to kneecap 3+ color energy. Ramunap Ruins banned to take away free inevitable reach from RDW (Which should be fine, since Hazoret's still there for a ton of reach). Rampaging Ferocidon banned so that "going wide" and lifegain...

I remember playing a Warrior at launch and trying to get to that stupid fucking watch in the chest on one of the Westfall Farms, and because the servers were getting rekt they had the spawnrate for mobs cranked up. Took like 20 fucking minutes to get to the chest, since as soon as you'd managed...

Some of the Brazilian Stamp-Flips screw ups would make pretty fun "play as written" cards.

Won the midnight prerelease. Black Elder Dino is a ridiculous beating in sealed. Form of the Dinosaur is a super fun card. It's powerful, game shifting, but also has a risky element to it with your inability to say no. Won every game I played it in, but several of them ended with me at 2-3...

Making Magic Spaces Safer The question is, will Wizards pay, or will they pass the buck down to the locals to pay for (that's not a real question, the answer is obviously $150 Channel Fireball Grand Prix entry fees :D )

We had some proxied up RIX cards at EDH night last night. Elenda is a very fun Aristocrats engine. So many vampirelets, so, so many.

This is obviously the best part of MTG event coverage.