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  1. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Fried spam is delicious. Anyone who says otherwise made up their mind before they tried it.
  2. BrutulTM

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Yeah, since the 9ers lost 5 games by 3 points or less with Hoyer it's not much of a stretch to say that Jimmy would have put them over the top on most if not all of those games and they could have finished 10-6 or 11-5 last year. That said, I'm trying to keep my expectations in check and hoping...
  3. BrutulTM

    Air vent covers, nonstandard size

    Here's a DIY option thanks to pinterest. How to Make Custom Air Vent Covers - Domestic Deadline
  4. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    "more than make up for it"? I don't think so. It's just a nice way to say that their D isn't very good and it's being covered up by the offense.
  5. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Yeah, I said during the game that win or lose no one was going to be criticizing the Eagles for playing too conservative like they did the Jags.
  6. BrutulTM

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    The 49ers and Raiders flipping a coin for the 9th and 10th draft picks is bullshit. Therefore I am proposing that it be awarded based on a nude greco-roman wrestling match between John Lynch and Jon Gruden with no clock, victory by submission or knockout only.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    "Bend don't break" has never made any sense to me. What's the difference between a "bend don't break" defense and a just plain good defense? Obviously they want to stop them where they're going to get good field position but people talk about the Pats defense as if it's some sort of strategy...
  8. BrutulTM

    Air vent covers, nonstandard size

    I'm guessing if you have a sheet metal fabrication shop in town they could build you whatever you need. Also if you google "Custom air vent cover" lots of stuff comes up but I don't have any experience with any of them.
  9. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Agreed. I thought Jon Gruden was dead on in the Chief's game when he said something along the lines of "If they're going to analyze everything that happens on the football field in super slo-mo they're going to be wasting an awful lot of people's time". I usually defend Collinsworth, but I...
  10. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    The Yoder passed its first test and it was a tough one. I was really pretty skeptical when I put the pork butt in at 7AM because it was literally 20 below zero. I really didn't know if it was going to work and you really couldn't fault the smoker if it didn't because who in the fuck cooks...
  11. BrutulTM

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    It's not. Thread count and all the other stuff is just marketing bullshit. It's worse than mattresses. Some people like those sheets that feel like a t-shirt and if you do then good for you because they are crazy cheap but I like my sheets slick and cold. Fancy sheets are just sheets that...
  12. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Sort of. I have an instant pot but I'm still smoking mine today. If you want pulled pork or ribs on a weeknight you can do it, but it's definitely not the same as real smoked pulled pork.
  13. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I don't know what I expected to see in this thread the night before the SB but it wasn't 20 posts of butthurt over fucking Terrell Owens. He definitely made sweet love to Jooka's Mom or girlfriend or possibly both at once.
  14. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I probably wouldn't have known Purple People Eaters if it wasn't brought up by the media during the recent Vikings playoff run. The rest were pretty trivial though.
  15. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    I will call them Pork2D2, Chicken3PO, and BeefBeef8
  16. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah, but ranch dressing is just mayo, buttermilk, and spices. What is artificial about that?
  17. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    What does this even mean?
  18. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    I also picked up a Thermoworks "Smoke" thermometer and a WiFi gateway for it so I can watch the temps on my phone from anywhere with internet access. Here's a graph from the burn in on the Yoder. Smoke 2-Channel Alarm Thermometer | ThermoWorks
  19. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    Double post
  20. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    I pulled the trigger on a Yoder YS640 pellet grill and it arrived yesterday. Just finished putting it together and it's built like a tank. This is all @Kiroy's fault as I was unaware of this company and probably would have been happy with a Traeger before I knew these existed. Going to be...
  21. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    FTFY
  22. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I'd say if it's going to Fox they're happy with it. It has to be worth more on Fox than NFL Network.
  23. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had a bacon cheeseburger for breakfast because I had a hamburger patty in the fridge that needed to be used and I'm going to be gone for lunch and dinner today. Put some bacon on it to make it breakfasty.
  24. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I wonder if they just pissed Cousins off badly enough with the franchise tags and other nonsense that he wanted out and told them that the only way he was staying in DC is if they keep franchising him. Obviously he's going to have multiple options for next year.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Who is 2-5 in the playoffs after 12 years in the league.
  26. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    If he wins he is a confirmed time traveler.
  27. BrutulTM

    Gold Rush

    I wonder if this is actually a reasonable way to get gold or if they just thought it would make for good television. I think both Fred and Dustin are kind of dicks, but I'm glad they booted that PAB stepson. He was a typical 20 year old that knows more than the boss and I didn't really want to...
  28. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dangers of the drive thru. I once got a DQ mushroom and swiss burger where they left out the patty. It was just a bun with some mushrooms and sauce in the middle. Like you I didn't want to drive all the way back when I realized it so I just sat and ate my soggy bread in a rage. Seriously...
  29. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

  30. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    It's all over the place now but I think it started in San Francisco. Since rice is way cheaper than meat the restaurants love it.
  31. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Isn't rice in a burrito already a California thing? I lived in the Southwest before I moved to CA and the first burrito I saw with rice in it was in CA.
  32. BrutulTM

    XFL

    Hehateme is literally the only thing I remember from the XFL. I bet I'm not alone in this.
  33. BrutulTM

    Ancestry

    Mineral rights should really revert to the surface owner if people don't actually actively maintain them somehow. There are lots of places around here where the mineral rights have been handed down for generations and are now shared by dozens of people, many of whom aren't even aware that they...
  34. BrutulTM

    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    This. The Bitcoin evangelists all responded to Warren Buffet by going "Hur Hur, he missed Amazon, Facebook, and Google." As if being a good investor means guessing right on 3 longshots out of the thousands of flash in the pan internet stocks in the tech bubble.
  35. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Taco John's has been doing this for decades.
  36. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Play calling is so much easier once the game is over. Now we get to hear all the geniuses that said "You have to run the ball when you have a lead, everyone knows that" about the Falcons in the superbowl last year say "Jacksonville was playing to not lose" this year. Fact of the matter is that...
  37. BrutulTM

    Ancestry

    A friend of mine who is Samoan but married to a very blonde white guy did 23 and me after their kid came out almost as white as her husband. She found out that she was like 70% white herself which I guess she didn't know. I've heard that a lot of black people who do this are surprised to find...
  38. BrutulTM

    Car Buying Help

    I think it's pretty standard to total out the car if the airbag went off. If it got hit that hard the frame is likely bent and who knows what else.
  39. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Control your expectations. I also tried pizza rolls for the first time after reading about them in this thread and I think maybe to enjoy them at the level some people here do they had to be something you ate as a kid.