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That sounds like a single use plastic bag.

They should change it to American Inventor cunt

Plastic bags are not single use. When I get home from the store I save them to use as trash bags.

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Then explain the song. The Commodores sure make brick house seem like a good thing. They just removed the 'shit' part so the song could be played on the radio. Sounds like it's describing a big but sexy woman. 36-24-36. the clothes she wears, her sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger...

If the parent wasn't a faggot that would have been two. Pics unrelated.

You mean crosshair? His chip needs dealing with right now.

I won an item in an auction on tuesday. It was an online live auction. I tried to contact them with shipping info on tuesday and wednesday with no response. Today I call and get a live person and I'm told that item was sold to an onsite bidder for $50 less than I bid. The website still shows...

She reminds me a lot of the teacher I would fantasize about to kill my midday boners. "Look lenny, if you don't go down, she's going to see it and stick you in her" Then I'd imagine the smell and it'd be safe to get up. My teacher was single though, this one is married so at least she found...

54 months? Her face isn't that bad. To get that much time her body must be disgusting.

That's not even new. My niece was wearing a seatbelt as a belt at least 10 years ago. No, this is not my niece. Her belt was plainer. It looked like it actually came out of a chevy, but it was bought at the mall. Went great with her ripped jeans that were never washed.

I get really pissed if they hang up before I can call them dumb cunts.

I coulda swore hennigs did 5 years so I assumed that's what they all did. I just looked it up and he did 4 years like Staubach. He was supposed to do 8 but got out early after serving in the Gulf War.

There's been a few players who fulfilled their military obligation then came back to football 5 years later and had good careers. Last one I know is Chad Hennings. Most successful one I know of is Roger Staubach. But I only pay attention to the cowboys. I'm sure there are others. How long...

I can't remember a single movie or TV pedophile where the pedo's religion was important enough to remember. I assume there were some movies of the week about catholic priests where it was, I just never watched any of them. Roman Polanski had a biopic done about him so there's one for you...

We all think it's the kaminoans hunting for omega, right? No one else makes sense.

c'mon man. After that you you have to let us read your sappy love letter to hipster beer.

I didn't hear them say it, but I assumed it's because they weren't giving up Crosshair's berth. Also, it could be that they all share a room.

And this is the issue. They sell more .7's because the people who use them are mouth breathing retards who can't keep up with their shit. I hate pencils but I like .5 pens too and run into the same problems. Fortunately for me, I can buy .7 pens and toss the ink and use .5 refills. Does that...

From the context of your post i can only assume baja blast is a disposable dildo.

That blonde one who is smiling .... I'd let her boil my rabbit. What's scarier, the one smiling in her booking photo or the bottom middle one who looks like she's not amused? At least demi moore has the sense to look like she knows her life is ruined.

I'm a real life M-F-M tranny. Male to Female to Male. Xerge knows whats up. His pic was an answer to your question.

I had to look back and it's more like we're splitting games with them. We won the last 2, they won the 3 before that, we won the 2 before that, they won the 2 before that. So it looks like it might be their turn. I just remember some bad soul crushing defeats at their hands and i hate playing...

Atlanta fucking owns us lately.

Also the picture looks like it's from the 80's or 90's. Not sure how long sunoco has been using those colors. Pics not related.