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It was just too fucking long. It is my favorite JLaw performance though. edit - I can explain what I didn't like a little better I think. The movie needed absurd violence. Ron Perlman's character needed to get reduced to chunky salsa during the aborted mission. When Not Steve Jobs is cooing...

THE MOVIE IS THE LAST TIME AROUND TWEETED BY KING HIMSELF LAST TIME AROUND Salt. Forever. Forever.

With low expectations but curiosity driven by this thread I checked it out. Obviously it's too fucking long. The stock footage is ass. The freeze frames are ass. Making me watch Ariana Grande perform basically a full song is an insult. I think I want Jonah Hill to suffer an industrial accident...

I've seen one person with a "died at level 60" debuff. Most people I've seen died before 20.

Climate change you say! I'm not making another thread for it so prepare to get hijacked Lifelong friends are getting together for Christmas and something is amiss with their interactions. It turns out that Russia has sent poison gas to kill everyone in the United Kingdom! Wait no, it's...

What you do is you turn it on, die at level 1 and then forever have a debuff that I try and cleanse at the start of AV.

I liked Rage a ton the first time and then reread it and just had no time for it. I'll have to revisit The Bachman Books in the new year. I've read The Long Walk a bunch of times (and can't wait for the Frank Darabont adaptation to actually get made) but the others were more of a one and done...

Battle Royale and 1984 but written for 12 year old girls.

I had forgotten some of the bits of the Running Man until reading Chuk's post. FreeVee plus locked up books has a lot of parallels even today. You can have corporate newspeak for free. We'll even give you the television. A library card? For someone of your class? I don't think so. In the "boy...

If you did put forth a script that was faithful to the original story in which a destitute man in a dying world decided to take the elite's offer to struggle for cash in a game show for their own amusement that concludes with him flying a jet in to their corporate headquarters no one would touch...

Makes me sad to see that Kay-Em 14 is an Instagram thot. You know, from Jason X. Also I don't believe any surgery would be that doll smooth. Those are pasties with makeup or something.

Agreed. It's rough out there.

As a shitter it's a littler murdery and running through the some of these story areas after dying is a pain in the dick. "Respawn at checkpoint" is actually a hell of a walk sometimes! Overall though it's not bad for a fuck around event.

Irish but with an ass which is tough to find because the Irish are critically deficient in asses.

I don't even mean the weirdo hermits or the lonely. I just heard from someone that one of my best childhood friends is going up the river for a couple hundred years over kidnapping, weapons charges, drug charges, etc. with a laundry list of priors. This was someone I saw like every day for years...

Yeah, something about it felt really real to me. It was so grounded. Hey, there's that friend we used to have whose entire life fell apart.

I get that it was a joke and what the joke was supposed to be but I didn't like it. If they had gone with pic related as an epilogue it would have been 100x better but instead they threw a little depressing bit on the end of their holiday special.

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I legit have no idea what I'm doing. You know how people just forgot how to make concrete during the middle ages? They had a recipe, it worked, one day it didn't work, guess it was magic? That's how I feel about computers. I just do a thing because it worked before with zero understanding of any...

Weeb music videos are I think as old as the internet. Put some music with an anime and you're good to go.

Anyone far enough in to the Atlas Invasion event to know if the bonus bosses can get tagged with metamorph? I'm just curious if just one made on a map could have like five bosses worth of shit.

Diapers and furries and diaper furs are all very Western. The loli in full whore gear that's totally fine because she's actually a 1000 year old demon or some shit is very Eastern.

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It's a major element in an early script for the second film. You know the fight towards the beginning of Reloaded where Neo fights an army of Smiths? Initially Neo was just killing hundreds and hundreds of people versus the zero in the movie. Upon realizing just how many people he was killing he...

After Season of Mastery I'm pretty sure I hate the game.

I wanted DBZ style power progression for the whole cast for like twenty years now so go ahead and blame me for this one.

So the Midwest doesn't have hurricanes but we do have tornadoes and looking at that building there's no way it would be approved as a tornado shelter and I'm pretty sure a category five hurricane is worse than a whole lot of tornadoes. Was that just the best option they had because it is the...

The mechanics weren't to my liking but it then didn't have the other thing that can hook me - story. You meet up with The Last to Die in a small but neat looking little scene and from there on out it's a couple bits of dialogue and that's it. Expedition was packed with flavor including boss...

If you got captured by the Germans you had a good honest chance of making it through intact, something like a coin flip. That was not the case with the Japanese. I think it was Flags of Our Fathers where the one dude's friend gets kidnapped and when they eventually find him he's been mutilated...

I started to tear up when he came in second at EVO 2015 and his then fiance came out to hug him.

Hey! I've read this book! The book was alright but bland and didn't leave much of an impression. The scale is small and the reveals are small. There's some flashbacks that build towards the discovery that some characters are connected in ways that were not obvious from the start. There's no...