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Take a look at Drack's teeth. 1,400 and still pearly white and human. *bangs head*

"Hey, those remnant were using weird laser frequencies! If I send them to your Omni-tool, maybe you can use them to fix the console!" /facepalm EDIT : This is ignoring the obvious, "This place barely has any power. Here's a 200 foot gravity well that we can just jump down that has been...

Those aren't the two words that I was thinking of Mike.

*shaking head* My only question, why is what appears to be Russian?

Right now, after Utnayan's review, I have to see it for myself. Maybe this is the new normal. Laughing at games because they're so bad. MST3K style.

"Yah, just keep coming to work in that V-neck and ignore my socks. Not the ones of my feet."

What, by some slackjawed horny yokel?

Sorry, double post.

*mic drop* Jesus. EDIT : Also, I should say that Very experienced at what? Blowing dudes in your Sailor Moon outfit?

From BSN : What are the odds that there's going to be panic at Bioware Montreal? | New BioWare Social Network Fan Forums ATR16 :

/facepalm And now they're using their right arm of youtube to tell us how to play the game. Good fucking lord, I've gotta get outta this thread.

Sanshee‏ @teamsanshee Tomorrow at #sxsw we're hosting special guests from @bioware for signings! Visit stand 2622 11am-1pm and 3-5pm! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7EkEFkVwAAAXwF.jpg Yah, boy would I love to be a fly on that wall.

Guess we know what happened to Chris Schlerf (I think that's his name, guy who wrote for Halo, was hired on as lead writer for a time).

/facepalm

They prolly made them have big heads ala Tony Hawk series of games. That's why Edmonton was called in, to fix that shit. I could honestly care less. It doesn't really matter to me whether or not somebody's facial animations are that great, just as long as the writing is, oh, I dunno at least...

Yah, you prolly would'a gotten laughed out of the room. "lol wut? This is ME. We don't need none of your learnin', boy!"

Ugh.

I was watching some streams of the MP, they looked fun. The people on the streams said that they were fun, but I'm not sure how good the staying power of it's gonna be. In ME3MP you had that over the counter grab, and all of a sudden you were back in it. Also in the game, there were big...

I've still got the pre-order thing. But if it turns out to have movement just like DAI, I'm returning this shit so fast it'll make your head swim. Plus, if they don't stop with all the bullshit psuedo-science stuff I'll be returning it as well. That's one the things that I love about Origin...

And more proof that this is DA4 : The Mass Effect Inquisition. Lines of dialogue to note : "Alien gods" "Who ever heard of floating rocks?" "Just go with it!" "They have some kind'a weird cloaking tech." Sure, we have animals here that can disappear, it's called camouflage. But sure...

And plus... Who the fuck is piloting the Nexus/Hyperion? Who hits something that they've never seen before and can't get a read on? "We have something out there... But we can't get a read on it!" "Fuckit, ramming speed. All ahead full. We're going in fuckin' hell or high water." Errr...

My favorite part of this was when the guy was describing what I previously called the lake effect. Imagine you are in the middle of a lake. You start swimming to shore. For the first couple'a seconds you aren't really moving anywhere. You're more of a mesh of thrashing arms and legs until...

We have mixed feelings about the first few hours of Mass Effect: Andromeda | PC Gamer And the shit continues to roll downhill. From that site : Tim Clark: Last week I wrote that I’d be fine if “Andromeda ends up being just quite a good Mass Effect game”, but today even that feels like a...

Yah, I think the developers were too into this kind'a thinking to actually program a game.

Holy shit that game looks like a dumpster fire. omfg That part where they're talking to the asari and the turian back to back? That's fetch quests. Holy fucking god.

It truthfully makes me wonder if this isn't some keg frat guy's drunken dream. I'm surprised no dicks showed up as tattoos.

I agree that the asari are just horrid. It's like the actors are over emoting.

You play with a controller? (I don't care if you're on console) If so, that's why. Talk to anybody that played that game on M+K, and they'll tell you all about how many times they had to jump to avoid a one foot rock that you couldn't run over. It was fucking ridiculous.

Ugh. If you didn't see the twitch streams, go see the lead designer sucking. God this game looks like a big pile of dogshit right now. Holy fuck. Jumping puzzles just like in DAI. Ugh.

Fun. Jumping puzzles. Again. Just like in DAI.

It's like they are teaching big girls how to be little boys. It's kind'a sad. "No, I'm in my fort. You can't hurt me."

That's exactly what I said in my beta pre-Vanguard post. Just droned on and on for pages and pages and pages. I remember that night surprisingly well. I was drunk. I put up the lyrics to Little Conversations by Concrete Blonde and plus I think a quote from Worf from Star Trek. "He who talks...

I can just imagine the next four games. Saving the Salarian ark. Saving the Turian/quarian ark. Saving the... I dunno WTF the other ark is. But that one. And finally saving the Nexus. You've gotta get all of the people off! Which is just about as gay as it sounds. EDIT : Oh goody, the...

Right, and train to zone needs to be heard more often. And somebody who just died can see it just a split second when he zones in before something else comes along and crushes his skull again. I agree, it does have suck... But not in the way that EQ or even WoW (by the lolbros) did. The...

Well, let's add lolevels to this. lolevels = unneccassry levels. "lol, don't need it, don't even want it. Don't have space on my bar for it. Don't need it complete the game." Look at any DAI youtube video (or at least the majority of them). You'll see that the little icons have an arrow...

That's what I'm thinking. The AVC table is, not just looks like, but it actually is Inquisition Perks pulled right off the shelf. Add to this the amount of crafting (*cough*grinding*cough*) you'd have to go through, both with the scanner and just picking stuff up, ugh.

Yeh, I'm not too thrilled by that one either. I've pre-ordered now about 3 times, cancelled it twice. Can't seem to make up my mind. I've just decided that if it's like DAI, it's like DAI. And I know not to trust BioWare. I swear, some neckbeard over at EA is just laughing his ass off right...

I think the one thing that should be staring all developers (at least in the MMO market right now) is the fact that hard work, not theory crafting, is all that's gonna work. Make a game where you compete for each mob and then have instanced raid zones. So that you finally feel as though you've...

I think that it's partially an industry problem fed off'a a player problem, creating a vortex, which is bringing the entire MMO problem to its knees. The industry problem is that it's asking the players what they want. The player's problem is that they don't know what they want. So the...

What you're all describing is a game of ideas. While Brad might have those ideas, they can't be patented. So, it's just a matter of time before someone comes out with a better, cheaper, quicker, and cleaner version of what you had. It's what WoW did. Except WoW didn't go, "No, you know what...