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  1. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Yeah that's part of what I disliked most about the whole end of the season, even more than the reset button being hit again. After what they went through, for Richard to not only turn down Gavin, but basically shit on him directly makes him probably the worst person on that whole fucking show...
  2. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So much for that season pass for content included in the deluxe version..... I suspect someone suing these assholes at some point... again.
  3. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Touché.
  4. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    The only good to come out of the prequels was watching Palpatine crush that faggot religion from within. The only funny or even useful memes are the ones involving NOOOO or the high ground.
  5. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    On the other hand, you these guys crafted successful new film franchises at the ground level and they know how to make a fun movie. And then there is James Gunn who was left to do what he wanted and crafted what is arguably the best part of the MCU. There are plenty of dipshit directors who...
  6. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Well he is the guy who was in Deadpool and while it sucked, Office Party did make decent money almost entirely because of him. Standup is travel, practice, and time intensive, though. It could be either, though. Problem remains that a lot of the narrative device in this show involves him...
  7. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Keg, if you are going to troll, you need to at least be believable. Claiming to like the prequels breaks the suspension of disbelief.
  8. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Supposedly due to the schedule conflicts, since he is the one with the career outside the show. I mean, Middleston has fucking Verizon commercials and the indian prick is going to shit out the next Appatow virtue signaling flop comedy with that crowd, but have any of the other main guys in this...
  9. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    The hilarious part is Coppola fucked his own legacy in the ass by casting his daughter in Godfather 3 (she was so bad it was positively jarring). Also funny, the best Star Wars movies to date have been all the ones not directed by Lucas (Empire, R1, TFA imo) or in some cases even written by...
  10. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Well he specifically said he was bored with the repetition and wanted more family time. What's worse, him leaving on a high note at the peak of the show or hanging around for a few mediocre years collecting an easy paycheck by phoning it in? This is not a guy who is cratering his life and...
  11. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Kennedy is an agenda pushing hack that will ruin the franchise for all time, probably. Watching Mark Hamill make her eat a shit sandwich on stage at a Q&A was one of the most glorious parts of the pressers leading up to Ep7, because he is one of the few people she cannot get away with firing...
  12. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    @Chukzombi - He is not wrong and not the only person to say that about Berg, in particular. I honestly think he is scared of ending up like Michael Richards, typecast into one character until he fucks up during standup by offending someone and ends whats left of a long fading career. He really...
  13. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Those two have worked together for a long time, so it probably was a breakup of sorts. Plus everyone associated with that show are raging SJWs, so you know it has to be a drama fest. Having said that, Millar is the most entertaining stoner bro of this generation, a veritable Jay for the...
  14. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Agendas aside, though, if both D12 and Bill get whacked in this episode then they end up being the bad guys with the best track record of killing both the Doctor and his companions, in terms of kill count. The Mondasian Cybermen were the first bad guys to kill the Doctor and they also managed...
  15. Phazael

    F is for Family

    I grew up in the shit he is making fun of so this show hits all the right notes with me. Plus I could listen to Burr rant all day and never get bored of it. And yeah, loved season one, but this one topped it. The fucking sexist lounge singer bits had my in tears I was laughing so hard.
  16. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Actually it was Simm (earlier Master) who said something along the lines of "We Time Lords are so old we are beyond that bullshit" which I knew was them attempting to virtue signal, but it actually came off making fun of themselves for giving so much of a shit about it. Second time they...
  17. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    First episode all season I really liked. Also, the first that was not jam packed with SJW virtue signaling, in fact for the only time all season it was completely absent. Loved the twist and I really hope this is the direction they continue to go. Also fuck the writers, because a full season...
  18. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Plus you can chalk some of this up to JLaw and Meagan Fox (not the one in ohio) shitting in the well for those who came after them in the "eye candy, but so so actress" mold. JLaw gouging Fox and then turning around and phoning it in on the Xmen franchise plus Fox publicly shitting on Mr...
  19. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    The girl power moments were all period appropriate, so I don't consider it a SJW fest at all. Its certainly no FemBusters, let along CW show levels of virtue signaling. And that's just it. If you want to make a statement without coming off as a giant virtue signaling cunt, that's how you do...
  20. Phazael

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

    Man from Uncle was an excellent film released against stiff competition and it was not a total flop, but it did not make much money at the box office. Revolver flopped, but it was not an expensive movie. It was basically his last movie in the same style as Lock Stock and done cheaply. This...
  21. Phazael

    Justice League (2017)

    Yeah don't forget what a shitshow Avengers 2 was under Whedon in his post brain cancer state.
  22. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Yeah the fourth of the originals was one of the darkest sci-fi movies of its time, which is why the fifth was made to end on a high note (with the John Houston red epilogue). I am a fan of the franchise in all of its forms (even the Burton one) and these movies do a pretty good job of...
  23. Phazael

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Last five movies I watched (or rewatched) not in the theatre: Wanted- This movie was pretty good and got a bad rap. Not sure how it was not bigger at the time, with the Kingsmen style action vibe and fuck you attitude. I rate it an 8/10. Real Genius- While the science stuff doesn't hold up...
  24. Phazael

    The Mummy (2017)

    Saw it last night with the wife. Wasn't bad, but there is so much awesome coming out this summer that middle of the road movies stand no chance. Primary issue was the messy third act, due to all the universe building shit they were trying to shoe horn into it, as stated by others. Action was...
  25. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Well, they finally lost what meager interest I had in the MP. They lowered the credits per match and fucked with the packs so that you are less likely to get the Ultra Rares (only thing I have left to max out). Like seriously, just suck the last ounces of fun out of the game. Everything is a...
  26. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    I actually liked the way the main villain was put forth in this movie. My biggest issue with him was that the entire fight with him was a giant CGI jerk off. But yeah keeping the handlebar mustache was a bit silly.
  27. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Was a solid 7.5 out of ten, maybe more. Pine was good and the villian was well thought out, for a change. Ww1 was actually a good choice for setting.. Galdot bulked up but still kind of socks as an actress, so we treaded water from bvs there. Action was good and the SJW soap boxing was...
  28. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    There is a lack of appropriate cannidates, especially who can act worth a shit and usually they are on the old side or in career freefall. Eva Green, Lucy Lawless (in her prime), Jessica Biel, or hell I will even toss Noomi Rapeface in there. Gadot is pretty much just eye candy, but miscast...
  29. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Everyone who is still playing the MP be sure to log in and get your SJW pack this weekend! Mass Effect: Andromeda, Play to Give Jesus Christ, this just confirms every rumor about their internal culture....
  30. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I was four my dad tricked me into touching the electric fence. I learned right then and there a valuable lesson never to fuck around with electricity and exposed wires. Not saying that your wife is not crazy, just saying that that sort of tough lesson giving is not unheard of in the...
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, this. Did you crater your marriage yet?
  32. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    That is some insanely good freehand AND wear work on that Knight.
  33. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    My final additions to my army for the summer, sans some extra detail work: I am not big on infantry hordes in KoW, but I wanted a centerpiece unit to anchor the core of my battle line, so I did that last unit up as a Placoderm Horde. The shell was a bit of a gamble and expiriment, but the...
  34. Phazael

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

    Yeah, no idea where the money went on it, either. I mean, the cast was mostly low cost brits (Ritchie's usual crew) and the CGI was good, but not anything amazing. Sets I guess? That movie SHOULD have been done for around half that cost. Where were you hearing they would make six of those...
  35. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I found that infiltrators dominated in 2, at least on Insanity, since shaking agro and DPS burning down enemies was the best path to victory. Maxing faction with Legion got you the god rifle which could just about one shot anything below a boss in that game, if you were accurate and/or abused...
  36. Phazael

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

    Just saw it. Not Ritchies best work, but a good movie, short on story, but long on action and acting. If you are easily triggered by deviation from the classic Morte De Arthur mythology, you won't like it. If you liked the Sherlock Holmes movies he did, you will like it. I think the packed...
  37. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    If you are going to make either Alamo or Bayou, let me know. I have been doing my game one challenges on Friday to avoid jetlag and have more hangover sleep in time. Most important stat of the weekend: 29 Margaritas consumed.
  38. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Yeah it was my second game with him, wife played him as well. Nice looking army and great guy to play (both games incredibly close). Anyhow, I managed to pull 4-2. I came in 19th out of the 90ish that were there in battle, but my painting is not up to Texas standards so my overall was 26th I...
  39. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Won a nail biter 12 - 8. He and Phanuef were the best games I had all weekend. Finnished 4-1 with 74 battle. No idea if I cracked top ten. Dan King, Chapman, and Swan were top 3 overall.
  40. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    As expected, lost game five but not a total wipe. Abyssal Dwarf mortars double hit every turn from 3 onward. Ow my Ass.