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  1. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Bioware set out to make a shitty game. Look at the dev list for this thing. A lead animator who's only other career is "cosplay", the main female protagonist voice actress is a SJW advocate who's only real experience is as a sound engineer grunt at Sony. The writing was done by people like...
  2. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    This. Complacency opens the door to more blue hair tranny invasion into the medium. Or worse, more half ass shovelware from B Team idiots sold as AAA games. Seriously, the more I play the more amazed at the low quality of voice acting there is.
  3. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Myself: I blow around 200 a month on games. My recent purchases have been expanded lately to see finished Unity products out of a general curiosity since my wife and I are working on a Unity game as a hobby. Recent purchases include: Talsiman- I play this to kill time or to pass out to at...
  4. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    To be fair, everyone does.
  5. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Looking at the voice talent list, most of them have barely done anything in the past. The female protagonist voice actress's main accomplishments seem to be spelling Wolf with two Fs (lol) and working as a sound engineer on EQ games. Only two bigger names on the entire list and none appear to...
  6. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It won't let you manually save if you are in a story mission and gives zero feedback for when it autosaves as a checkpoint during said missions. Worse still, there is a lot of inconsistency of how far the checkpoints are spaced and the entire first 3-5 hours of game play is one long story...
  7. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Mass Effect: Andromeda- Intersectional Epileptic Colonization Edition
  8. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    For what its worth, the game runs with no frame drops on my PS4 pro with the added effects enabled. I don't think its a performance issue, I think they had janky facial animation captures that got made worse when they uggoed shit up at the last minute, for whatever reason that was done. The...
  9. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So, played the final PS4 version last night (had been watching a friend play the early XBone one prior) and reflected on the opening part of the game. The good: Combat- What is there is balanced and polished. The jump pack adds a few extra wrinkles to it, though hovering is a death sentence on...
  10. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Humorless dick it is I guess fair enough
  11. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Thats pretty terrible for a game with the full weight of EA Marketting and the progressive friendly Bioware culture behind it.
  12. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yeah the deadname shit always cracked me up. I've known 8 trannies (five post chop) in my life and aside from the one or two that are really just cross dressing gays, they go insane if you openly talk about their pre trans life at all, like they are in federal witness protection program, are a...
  13. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I am seriously baffled at how basic shit they have had working in prior games (most egregiously the character creator) can be fucked up so bad in this one in the newer generation. I mean, if they are just ripping off most of DA:I anyhow, why the fuck not just do all of it? A three year old...
  14. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Are you being more of a humorless dick than normal or did I just hit a nerve?
  15. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Assuming you were a manshep and remade as a femshep in ME2, the Illusive Man stated it was enormously expensive to do. So I guess even in the future making a passable dick chopper costs multple planetary GDPs worth of credits to pull off. Wouldn't it be more cost effective to, you know, use...
  16. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    PS- Do they have the power to nanotech a working uterus into their choppers in the far future? Because if not, Franky no balls does not provide a lot of value to the whole colonization plan. Even the pole smokers and carpet munchers can produce offspring.
  17. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Remember the tranny conversation from DA:I? They had some negative responses but actually edited them out to various versions of "stunning and brave", apparently. The SJW crew are never going to allow anything like that. Edit- How fucking bad at writing and SJWign are you if you manage to...
  18. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    My explanation for the entire ME:A plot and demographics of the character choices: Much like the AI problem, the SJW problem keeps occurring in each civilization no matter how often its stamped out. So the ME:A Mission's actual goal is to send all SJWs, Muslims, and BLM types as far away from...
  19. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    The isis one was fucking lol
  20. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Holy shit yes on Punch Out. Oh my fucking god the hours I wasted on that and Blades of Steel in college....
  21. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    /worf We waited a year too late to cut that fucker. He was campaigning hard with the feels in social media in GB, too. If Bargain Ted wouldn't spare 200k for Kuhn, no amount of fan good will is going to save your sorry ass, Eddie.
  22. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Because Carter was the Adam West Batman of Wonderwoman. We love them both, but they were cheese. Basically, people want the Amazon warrior queen version from the Justice League cartoon and current comics.
  23. Phazael

    Nier Automata

    Yeah the combat mechanics (even if easily cheesed) and music are its saving graces.
  24. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Ok I am retarded. My brain was thinking just shooter. I lump all shooters together in my mind because, mechanically, a shooter is still a shooter though, whether or not you include hand to hand elements or not in it. But it is technically not first person, so....
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not to get too personal, but you already know why this is. Gravy addressed all of those intellectual and emotional needs for years, but there was one opening he was not filling (/drumfill). You are going to want to get what you have not already had, especially as a widow trying to respect Mr...
  26. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So how is it you are single do you think?
  27. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Explain to me how it is not a FPS, exactly. I love the game, its one of the greatest of all time, but its a FPS.
  28. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I think the most disappointing thing to me is that the Fappening 2.0 is occurring (complete with Hermoine) and you guys are all busy in here rehashing the chopper debate....
  29. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Reaavers List of catagories, from an old fart perspective: Best RPG - Basically if your answer is anything other than FF4(2US) or Best FPS - Half Life is a good answer, but this category is a broad one with different standards. Story wide, Last of Us. MP wise, SW Battlefront (the old one) or...
  30. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    I have played all five of the games I listed in the last year or so. But I am also a freak who replayed all of the old Gold Box D&D and Tie Fighter Wars games.
  31. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Tactics Ogre (multiple endings and gave birth to the genre that FF Tactics is in) Master of Orion 2 (still the best space based 4x game, nearly two decades after its release) Last of Us (Best story driven game ever made) Ocarina of Time (there is a reason this is the first game that gets remade...
  32. Phazael

    Censorship and Art

    Ok now I know you are trolling. Just because the circle of fifths had not been codified yet does not mean all music was atonal noise prior to Bach. And name one piece of any renown that even uses half tones. Physics sets the rules for everything that is not pretentious bullshit for a handful...
  33. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It is, but its also easy to jump aboard the internet hate train on things (and the first ending of ME3 did them no favors on this front) and get wrapped up in hyperbole. DA:I had a lot of bad press leading up to it and wound up being a solid game, for the most part. The graphic complaints are...
  34. Phazael

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    Most movies, especially this genre, lack the balls to let people fill in the gaps with their own imagination on stuff. This movie did that and was better for it.
  35. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Not all of us are as jaded as you. ME is the only shooter franchise I even remotely like (unless you count Neir) and I already know it will be money better spent than what I blew on Torment.
  36. Phazael

    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Praise be unto a_skeleton_03 and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Moonbat gets unbanned and uses reprieve to repeatedly demonstrate why he needs to be banned right to the board admin's face. #JustMoonbatThings
  37. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I played Biotics, nearly exclusively (aside from dabbling with the Geth Techie) in ME3 MP. Depending on how cooldowns work in the new one, they might be the easiest to pick up (again) of the existing classes. I wonder if they will keep the detonator chains intact, because that was my bread...
  38. Phazael

    Nioh (Team Ninja)

    Twitchyness and the general repeating nature of the game made me put it aside for Neir and other hobbies. I will probably pick it back up later, after the patches make it less grindy and cheesable. Basically, the umbrella vampire chick is the one major difficulty spike early on (before you can...
  39. Phazael

    Nier Automata

    Game is too easy on hard but unplayable bullshit on one hit kills you mode. If you want to get around the autolock limitation just run with the missle pod all game, since it does not require locks to work. The fist weapons and short sword are all you ever need in the game (best movesets and...