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There's only 2 ways to get into the family. You're either born in or you fuck your way in.

Yeah that's what took me so long to watch it. My family started a thing were each of us does one service and we share the password with others. So I get a lot of them now and only pay for some of them.

But dottie showed she was scared of Wanda when she cut herself.

Chewing on a cigar in the casino. I'm sitting at a table, a new player comes up and plays a couple hands, then notices my cigar and has the audacity to ask me "You're not going to smoke that are ya?". I said to her, "I was planning to, I just like to chew on it." Then I turn to the dealer and...

Was Delenn the first tranny character on TV?

I just started watching the show this year. My favorite quote so far is "Wish ya weren't so awkward bud". I think they've only said it a couple times but it's something I'll use a lot.

First question is how much do you care for her kids? Sounds like it's not a whole hell of a lot right now. They don't live with you. Are you always treating them to stuff? As long as that keeps up I don't even see you feeling bad for not paying for college. Are you even talking marriage...

Coming next. The Covid19 Urethral swab.

When I was in college the IT department gave us this book when we signed up for our free vax account. They called it the internet bible. It was out of date before I finished reading it.

The judge didn't say white supremacists. He said “shall not knowingly have conduct with any person or group of persons known to harm, threaten, harass or menace others on the basis of their race, beliefs on the subject of religion, color, national origin, or gender.” So that means he has to...

Yeah but, only because brady knew he had a solid kicker. c'mon man

I wasn't planning to make a decision based on this year because of the covid bullshit, but I'm really starting to doubt my belief that Brady was just a really good system QB.

I'm going to take that as confirmation. I liked how you didn't say asexual in your letter but she brought it up anyway.

I thought she was in her 30's. But you know how women lie about their age. So it still tracks.

@Mist are you a fan of Iliza Shlesinger? I was listening to her podcast today I swear I think you wrote in to her. Mid 20's girl never been in love, spent a lot of time caring for mom. The only thing missing was that you didn't tell her you're gay.

Why is his face black and his hand white?

I'm OK with beating everyone who had anything to do with facebook with hot rebar just to make sure we get the right person.

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Hah hah. Holy shit do we work together? Because I've become way more useless. I'll call in tomorrow. Let us know if your guy doesn't show up.

That's creepy man. How can you tell? They look just like regular people.

OK fake was the wrong word. Bullshit is more accurate but I already used bullshit in that post. They're letting some eurofag write their policies.

I don't care how fat I am I aint taking it. If you want mine let me know I'll hook you up. Also, what's this 30kg/m2 fuckery? Texans don't speak that bullshit. Makes me think it's fake.

In his defense he did stop once he was threatened with an immediate banning.

Well if you get one of them Guatemalans headed for the US right now, be aware they celebrate the quincinera which comes a year earlier.