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Seeing it tomorrow night at the Santa Anna Cineopolis. Frankly, I have been waiting for a dark Star Wars movie that compares to Empire, though I confess to finding TFA acceptable unlike most of the edgelords.

We do the dream dinner thing since neither one of us can cook worth a shit. Works well and is fairly economical.

Palmer has a bit of a glass jaw, too.

That more or less sums up the AZ situation. They have had talent for years, but their terrible front office has essentially squandered their window to get a ring (not unlike my team, really).

PS- Yeah I would take him to replace McFatty in a heartbeat. Our team has needed a motivator for a long time. I guess the Harbaugh rumors might be true and I could see him pissed off enough to want to come back to shit on the 9ers in their own division.

Why the fuck five him an extension and then can his ass in the same week? Are you Rams fans sure Fischer is the issue and not that front office that put them in that fucked up LA situation? Seems like there is heaps of blame to go around here and a lot of crazy. Given his trolling ability...

All the class and mystique left the Cardinals when Warner left. Fitz is the Barry Sanders of wide receivers and not enough carry them when he has a revolving door at QB. If he ever wanted a ring, he should have asked to be traded a while ago. The Floyd thing is just the latest symptom in that...

Your right, but so is Gan. If Romo had the ability, much less the durability, to get you there it would have happened a long time ago. This is about the Cowboys future, more than anything else. If you ever want another ring, its vital you get Dak (who is the guy of the future) to go through...

Yeah it was about Brady and Darth Bill being so used to cheating/bending rules that they just assumed they had to cover their asses and got caught lying. Its never the act that gets you (unless its weed), its covering it up that gets you punished. All Brady had to do in that situation was say...

The only people Reid has probably out coached have been Chip and McFatass. His clock management is the gold standard in incompetence.

1) Fallout 4 2) XCom 2 3) Dark Souls 3 4) Rise of the Tomb Raider 5) Banner Saga 2

Small price to pay to get out free and clear, if you ask me. Its hard to put a price on getting away scot free. Unless you really need the money, I would just cut the cord on this and move on with your life and new girl, before you end up with two potentially crazy women in your life.

This is fair, but Brown is sort of the guy that all other historic backs more or less measure themselves against. Yeah the physical development isn't what it is now, but he did what he did behind those underdeveloped lines and with the medical resources available at the time from game to game...

Also, the bandit guy was dressed as a tech for much of the escape run. I agree snake girl with her arm trapped should have gotten hosed down with lead.

On a scale of FF13 to FF6, how does this compare? Is it completely button mash action combat ala Star Ocean or is there some semblance of tactical play to it?

After a while, a lot of special treats become less frequent because sex in general slows down at least a tad from the "can't see air between them" to the "been married and are tired and old" periods. Unless you are a super athlete or something your drive drops with age, anyhow. In my personal...

Then get someone to recommend a nice vibrator. There has been extensive discussion on good purchases in this thread.

Jim Brown > Sweetness > Sanders > everyone else. Jim Brown literally was the entire offense of that team and still put up stupid numbers by running mother fuckers over. Walter Peyton was the total package and played all facets of the position to perfection. Sanders was the ultimate finesse...

Go with the old standby of flowers. Have them sent to where she works so she can rub it in her coworker's face. BJs will follow.

A lot of my guesses were fueled by rewatching the original movie. There were tons of easter eggs paying homage to it in this series. Also, the choice of music throughout the entire series hinted at various things going on. Those guys sure love them some Radiohead.

The impression I got was that Maeve was supposed to occupy the main center while Ford executed his hostile takeover plan. That and repair Arnold, I guess. I think he deliberately gave her the choice to escape or come back for her daughter as a sort of final test of free will. Every moment...

Sure wish the ban carried over to chat. Don't need to hear Convo's whiney pussy hurts in the chat.

My body is a temple, just the oversized donation fleecing mega church variety. Sometimes, is limited.

That pic should be the banner for the AMOD thread.

The secret to a good hand job is not so much technique as it is the eye contact. But yeah no dude wants his pecker grabbed by Wolverine.

Realistically, I think Dallas is a lock at number one for the NFC. I think that their odds are great to get into the SB, despite the non-advantage of Jerryworld. You basically have the Roidhawks, Atlanta, and whoever choked the least dick between the Lions and Packers (Packers have an easy...

What was the name of that fake EQ related band we were upvoting for a while back before they rigged the contest for those emodykes?

No worries man. Part of making wise cracks is being a good sport and taking your lumps right back, so feel free to lay in to me when the mood suits you. I think the worlds a better place when people vent that shit humorously, rather than hold it in and turn into thin skinned pussies with mental...

There is a pretty healthy subset of people who do not troll (beyond the occasional sarcastic remark) in this community. There are also a good chunk who double down on stupid so often that I don't really think they are trolling, either. I am not really into trolling and try to avoid ever doing...

I just like pistachios and am messy, so there are some shells I miss sometimes. Being a fat ass is somewhat unrelated. I am basically Flounder from Animal House for the most part. Also, here is the photo I posted from the RL thread a while back for perspective on my land whale status: Pic is...

Not Dorito dust. Pistachio shells, most definitely. I am guessing that's Noodle projecting a bit since there is some salt there over his wife's inability to keep one table in the house empty for longer than five minutes, but its still funny. He could have worked in a fat joke or two I guess...

DLC is underwhelming and did not really add much in the way of items and spells. The new enemies were interesting, but the infinite stunrape wolverine guys can go fuck themselves. The wolves looked cool, but their ability to bypass blocking combined with their weird undodgable charge attack...

Not commenting on the FF15 game, but I can tell you that after seeing a game made with the Pro in mind, it made my wife want to upgrade hers to a pro. Simply turning Tomb Raider to 60fps sold us both on that purchase.

Fucking Convo's shitty Iggles couldn't even stick the fork in the Packer season so we could get rid of McFatass. Now because there is a faint thread of hope that we might make the playoffs, his job is likely saved for another year or two. Just long enough for Rodgers to come out of the closet...

Yeah don't pull an Eomer and overanalyze yourself out of a relationship. On the other hand, even uggos can get their cherry popped well before 30 if they want to, so something is off. I concur with the folks who said prior molestation is likely what went down. Outside of nuns, I don't think I...

It needs to be RDJ from tropic thunder when he says never go full retard.

Yeah with hodj here. Not to speak ill of the dead (assuming this is not a mod team troll again), but the dude likely choked to death on his own bullshit. Autist cousin fucker could not handle the stress of so much MAGA and his heart popped.

Given the type of person you are, my advice is to hit that shit like the fist of an angry god, but don't ever let her know where you live or work.

She's in her early 20s. Even if you told her the complete truth about yourself she would just disregard it in favor of whatever mental caricature of you she has imagined you to be. Worst case scenario she will believe she can "fix" you, in which case you just keep banging her until you can no...