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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Whats left of the team has long since checked out on McCarthy, for certain. Why our conditioning people have not been fired years ago always baffles me. We have one of the worst injury track records in the league and THE worst by far among non-dome teams.
  2. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Actually fairly happy Cook is playing to potential. We have needed a halfway decent TE for over a decade. Of course not sure if our offense is finally worth a shit or the Deadskins have poor underneath pass defense. This is basically the first game all year where we have consistently gotten...
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    McFattass is probably going to toss Capers under the bus to save his own ass, but this is our lack of getting D talent and shitty conditioning coming home to roost. By the time Mark Murphy figures out that TT and McDuff are the issue, Rogers will be completely done. Two HoF QBs completely...
  4. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Refs working harder than the Packer Offense at this point.
  5. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Don't worry. The refs are just spotting us a TD so people don't turn the game off after halftime. Pretty sure the Deadskins are going to embarrass us worse than the Jags did.
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah the Aliens 2 method (short controlled bursts) is better for the plumbing than piling up the jizz and launching it like its a 4th of July once a year event. The reason those orgasms are amazing is because you have not had one in a while. Too much spanking is bad, but a little bit to keep...
  7. Phazael

    Man dissolves in acidic water at Yellowstone

    Mod Request- Can we get a Darwin like icon for things like this?
  8. Phazael

    Man dissolves in acidic water at Yellowstone

    Natural selection at work.
  9. Phazael

    The Identity Thread

    I imagine Oh Seven as a more responsible and better educated version of Leon from Curb your Enthusiasm. I actually mean that as a compliment. There are very few people on this board I would not sit down and have a drink with, much less actively hate. And I am pretty sure I have put my RL...
  10. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't usually agree with Khane, but yeah he is right. I mean, no one wants to be the guy who freaked out a grieving widow by going Dicks our for Harambe on the first date, but at your age and experience, people just don't waste time on shit like that. I mean, he basically friend zoned...
  11. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The taboo of tapping some young SJW wench when he is Clayton Bigsby is sucking him in. The sexiest part of a woman is always the part she won't show you, and all that. Nice Freudian slip saying "mist" when you meant must by the way, a_skeleton_02.
  12. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Good thing we are under cap and only invested in an injury prone mediocre TE! It's our HC and GM. Rodgers covered it up for a while, but now he has checked out and the shitshow is exposed.
  13. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    This is true.
  14. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Anyone still think I was over reacting in my McFatty rants earlier? At this point no one will even want the Hc job, since the roster is a mess, Rodgers is disappearing down the Munnhole, and we cut loose the only backup who could throw an accurate long pass. Unfortunately we will go 500 to...
  15. Phazael

    The Identity Thread

    Fat German American centrist nerd asshole. I am not so self obsessed that I put much thought into it, though.
  16. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Mist pretty much stated she trims that sniz, which is sort of like setting an extra plate at dinner for an imaginary friend in my book.
  17. Phazael

    Woolygimp's Blog

    And yet it is a faulty premise that many ideologies base themselves around (3rd Wave Feminism, true Communism and Socialism, Collectivism, ect) and then wonder why it all goes to shit at some point.
  18. Phazael

    Woolygimp's Blog

    Rome had institutionalized slavery and that along with their constant push for military conquest is what drove their economy. And even if you accept the flawed premise that they were a post scarcity society, they were brought down from within by Christianity which took their largely secular...
  19. Phazael

    Woolygimp's Blog

    Full on Socialism will never work due to human nature. Advanced societies have lower birth rates and get out bred (and dragged back into the mud) by hordes of retards who fuck like rabbits. People would all have to basically be able to be both educated, driven, and capable of putting aside...
  20. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Not in NE. In their own house with their own conveniently timed radio failures and so on, not likely. But its early enough in the year and Miami is getting strong at the right time to steal a game from them, per normal. Plus the other AFCN teams are going to do what Pittsburg did and just...
  21. Phazael

    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Remember when I (and others) talked about how irredeemably bad people (and by extension posters) Nosebeast and Botlord were? This thread is like a living monument to that stance, with a side of Keg cucking out to support his baby mamma. They are horrible shallow people and e drama is all they...
  22. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Packers D Line is actually one of the strongest parts of our team and led the league in stopping the run up until the moment they played Dallas. Eagles secondary is not as banged up as ours, but their D Line is not as good at run stop as the Pack and Dallas handily won that battle. Also...
  23. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    That last one might actually be Mist, come to think of it.
  24. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Lucky for us the Bears still suck (and we still got ref help) or we would still be losing this game. Rodgers accuracy is still way off, but at least we are scoring in the second half of a game.
  25. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Take your pick. Munn, McFatty, age?
  26. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Yup. So much for trading him now, too. Realistically, after last season we should have traded him off and picked up generic RB007 who can catch a pass. Now its like Finley all over again. We held on to him long enough that everyone knows he is overrated AND now he is hurt (again). If I am...
  27. Phazael

    Biggest video game surprise?

    Recently, I have to say Banner Saga. All time surprise would have to be either be Moo2 or System Shock 2. All those games massively exceeded my expectations.
  28. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    So basically, this plus a shaved cooter is you IRL?
  29. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Well we have been in this slow death spiral since McFatty pissed away the Seattle game. Team has not been the same since. Losing a big game can kill a franchise, just look at the Panthers.
  30. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Its worse than that. Basically, our coach is terrible. You might have gotten a good one to come in with Rodgers having a couple good years left, but now that is in question. Plus Ted Thompson's "lets trade a 2nd round pick for three 6th rounders what a bargain" GM approach and total aversion...
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here is a clue. That nose, attention whore complex, the parents having money and willing to be her safety net, her locking down the first pussy starved beta who would bow down to the camel toed beast at her command? Jewish American Princess is what we called that back in the day. She may not...
  32. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife and I recently splurged on a new bed setup and opted for the tempurpedic with individually adjustable tilt and massagers. Expensive, but holy fuck totally worth the money. Its a pain in the ass to screw on, especially at my fat ass size, because their is nothing solid or bouncy to get...
  33. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    No team that loses to the Lions is ever destined for greatness. It is known. Lamardi is the only coach to ever lose to the Lions and win the championship in the same season.
  34. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Where were all these ball polishers after the Bills game? This is why Boston fans are actually worse than LA fans. You don't disappear when your team has a shit week if you aren't some fairweather faggot.
  35. Phazael

    Killer clown sightings

  36. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Vegas isn't crazy. They know the only decent team the Eagles have beat has been Pittsburg (which is debatable) and that most of their early season has been an extended pre-season. They are definitely the best team in the NFC Least, but they have not exactly been tested by strong opposition, yet.
  37. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is actually a solid move by TBot. My wife is a massive tomboy, but she has three girly weaknesses: Disney, Sandra Bullock chick flicks, and Flowers. I randomly buy her flowers and occasionally have them delivered to her work so she can rub it in her co-workers' noses. Blowjobs...
  38. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only pussy. But I have had a snack break between rounds.
  39. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Two were tips, two were on Fitzmagic entirely. The Eagles surprised me a lot today, but I think there are two things to take away from that game. First, Chip Kelly might well be the worst NFL coach to ever exist, considering how much better the Eagles are with the same people but new...
  40. Phazael

    Snowden (2016)

    Only reason he is still alive is because he is important enough to not get the suicide by two rounds in the back of the head treatment. His livelihood and professional credibility got trashed, though.