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Yeah the optional fights are murder. Fuck the Dark Covenant, seriously. Fuck it twice for requiring an Effigy for every attempt. Ancient Dragon is pretty much just getting close initially and then executing for 20 minutes straight without fucking up at all. Vendrick I am still hung up on...

Sorry Numbers, I was sick most of the weekend and the wife hid my phone to make sure I would get some rest. I can knock this out any time today after 6pm PST.

Yeah the fully upgraded Sunbro blade is pretty damn good. That covenant is probably the best one to be in because coop is the best method of soul farming at various points.

IF your stats are good for it, the halberd and bow you get from trading with Straid seem pretty good, but as mostly a caster I have traded in zero boss souls. Honestly, it seems like you are better off finding a weapon that relates to your stats plus has a moveset you are good with, and then...

PS- The poison hex is the most retardedly busted spell in the game for gimping bosses. I got sick of losing to smelt so I farmed my faith up enough to use it and killed him the very next try by stacking 8 casts on him and following it up with some poison throwing knives. Dude dotted to death...

The spears are solid, if a little low on raw damage. Most of them scale off of one of the casting attributes, so they are good for someone going magic like I am. Halberds were my favorite mele weapon, but there are not a lot of good ones in here and it seems like it takes a while before you...

How long have you been married Noodles?

The best thing about this game is the random wandering that you can do and end up on long tangents. Last night, after farming up some levels for gear reqs, I clear most of Iron Citidel (fucking Smelter is still making me his bitch) and decide to try out the jester gear in the pit with all the...

Chances are good that a 24 year old girl visiting a male friend WAS banging him, but yeah you pretty much went nuclear immediately. This not only means you will never bang her, but any female remotely associated with her is probably off limits now, too.

I am about mid game and the Sorc spells are still pretty clutch, though there is a scaling issue where the higher end spells do not do enough damage to compensate for their longer casting times and limited uses. Most of the tougher trash and bosses can be picked apart by rolling soul arrow...

Until he Araysar started a_skeleton_03ing the Ukrain and WW2 threads, I would of said a_skeleton_03. But Araysar has proven he is a more evolved version of a_skeleton_03's trolling.

Once you clear the Heide Tower of Flame, dropping a sign near either of the boss entrances and just farming the statues is a descent way to get summons. I spent a couple hours just doing that and managed to get like 20 tokens of fidelity for the blue covenant. The area is easily accessible and...

Magetank seems to still be a really solid build in this game. Basically, pump up the magic early (Int and Attunement) to chimp out some early bosses and keep boosting your other stats to match whatever your intended weapons are. You can ignore most stats earlier in the game by compensating...

Yeah I even hit you a little more than I otherwise would. Damn Wrestle Dodge dude was so irritating.... Anyhow, good game sir. You have avenged the drubbing my Zons dealt you last season.

Where is the cat located? Better not be behind the three super woodchuck fucking things.

Is the convenant you guys are talking about the one at the top of the hill behind the cave in the town with the emerald woman? If so, I would like to know how to unjoin that shit. My biggest issue is that they really seem to have shrunk the hit boxes of the monsters a ton in this one, which...

If anyone other than Brad was in charge of the overall project, you might have a leg to stand on. History has shown that in any endeavor where Brad is in complete control, drama and epic failure have followed. And letting them demo areas themselves will absolutely NOT suffice. They pulled...

The actual naval battles of the Persian invasion did involve the Greeks using maneuverable boats and guerrilla tactics. Persians were the zerg rushers of their day, as this had pretty much worked everywhere else for them. The little known or celebrated fact is that the series of naval...

Notafun, are you around at all the next two nights?

Not sure where I implied it was habitual, but I do agree that there are men who are habitual cheaters, just like their are women who cheat habitually (ask anyone in military service with a wife back home). Unless you were talking about the dude who comes into money and gets a ho bag 20...

Back when I worked on modules for NWN (I think my stupid trilogy is still up on their site?), I kept design documents for everything, including reams of charts showing game flow and how areas were connected, as well as a master list of various global variables and terminology. Doing that was a...

Women use their children as pawns in divorce wars all the time. Maybe your mother is not that special brand of crazy, but I would not rule out her using you as a proxy punching bag for your father if he flies the coop.

On the misogyny topic (mostly addressing Lindz), man are fucking dogs who cheat to get their dick wet, end of story. Women take it to a whole other level with the detached materialism that goes on with swinging from one dick to the next like tarzan, though. They will plan that shit out and...

I think Lawless could still pull it off, in theory, but there is no way in hell she would want to put in the action sequence work. Her horse accident during Xena essentially ended that part of her career. A couple of older women who I think could do the part well and would go through the...

Wife is loving it and I have been entertained watching her play. Good game, all around. Was pleasantly surprised, knowing what a nightmare the development cycle ended up being.

One thing a Junkie scammer hates is someone calling out their grift game. This whole debacle is as entertaining as it is sad. Couple points to remember for those still choking on Brad's VG era cock: 1) They fabricated a fake demo to suck more money out of MS, making any future engine demo...

I will just delete and re purchase the guy who croaked to burn the cash to be fair. He was an unskilled Pestigor, anyhow.

Not a draw, I conceeded turn three. Said so in chat but i guess you missed it. Four injured, no more Igor, plus three ko and you were still pombing away while ignoring the ball. No offense, but I can get games like that in old world and I didn't feel like sitting through a dozen more turns of...

Double post.

On and waiting for you Gav. I have a really bad head cold so I might have dozed at the keys, but email me to get my attention on my smartphone.

Brad looks about one pair of flip flops and a white Russian away from full on Dude.

As the resident female, what is your assessment of the Onoes situation, tit pics and all?

This. It is a lot of surfing while waiting on progress bars to fill. LOADING PLEASE WAIT.

Ordinarily you would be right, but this is an epic train wreck in progress with him cheerfully blowing the whistle from the engineer car as he heads over the edge of the cliff and we all watch from the sidelines. The wind up to this point was pretty entertaining, too. If any of you chronic...

Gav, let me know via PM or email when you want to murder my team.

I would be willing to bet that if it sells worth a shit that they will cross platform it fairly quickly to PS4. Problem is this thing was stuck in development for so long that they had no SDK for the next gen until they were already in maximum crunch mode. I have a friend working on this and I...

It says a lot about the inner voyeur in all of us that we are clamoring for random tit pics in a forum literally awash in them, though. On topic, he obviously decided to listen to his dick over sage advice. I hope he lands on his feet, but single mom who puts out on the first date and lets...

It will never happen. The amount over money tossed down that hole is staggering, it went so far off the rails and over budget. There are tons of fantasy style MMOs out there running on a much tighter budget or large scale IP projects forthcoming (and likely doomed to failure), so reaching an...

Yeah the beast had to make two GFI too to punch it in. Game was hilarious.

Our seasonal tie is done. Cthulhu my beast ran one in and I made a long pass late to tie it. Nurgle passing game is so op.