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So tuco should make a secret rule that the lowest vote getters are the real winners? Nice idea, but it would only work once.

Oh shit, I'm doing that right now. Am I gunna get raped by cosby tonight, or am I just going to sleep well? BTW, what was the DA's campaign promise? Was it literally to charge cosby, or something more politiciany like to be tough on sex crimes?

Option 1 was 30 day RRP for OP.

Happy Birthday Earth!

I think some people had to work too hard to keep up with the dialog.

Here's my top 10: I'm waffling on the 1 and 2 spot. It's hard to compare a comedy to an action movie. I'm going to see star wars again this weekend, and it may edge back into the top spot. I'm also not 100% sure that I'm not listing the comedies higher than they should be just because no one...

Saw cosby's lawyer on the "news" this morning. She's saying that not only did he misunderstand the question, but that qualudes hadn't even been available for 30 years at the time this incident took place. I did not know that. I just assumed someone somewhere was still making ludes. I'm not...

Fuck Rode Island.

I thought of another potential New Year's resolution for you Uncle Gravy. Pick someone on the forum and resolve to outlive them. I suggest you pick wizardhawk, then dox him and send him a crate of meth. It probably won't actually kill him, but he'll disappear for another 6 months and you'll...

Only thing I can figger is that they hope to trip him up on how consensual it was and then bring in a parade of trained ponies to establish a pattern. Then just sit back and hope that the jury will decide the coz didn't prove he was innocent beyond a reasonable doubt and convict. If they...

If you're trying to get me to root for the skins in the playoffs ... it might be working.

Not sure you understand how bail works. If he posts the million himself, he gets it back when he shows up in court. Therefore, he's not using any money. If he uses a bondsman, he pays him 10% of the total and never sees any of it back. Therefore he is using his own money. Doesn't make sense...

C'mon dude, you need a resolution. And not some pussy ass shit that you have no control over, like 'staying alive'. Vow to put on 200 lbs before you die so they need extra pall bearers. Resolve to die from liver disease before your heart gives out just to throw everyone for a loop.

Did you ever tell us what club she strips at?

Bail of $1,000,000. He posted the 10% bond in cash he had in his pocket. I wonder why he went through a bondsman instead of just ponying up the money himself. Constand is a massage therapist in Ontario now. Can any of our canuck friends give us the probability that she's really a hooker...

3rd one down. It's implied with being a 9/10 while "100% sane"

Hopefully that will backfire on them. One of the things Trekkies appreciate so much about Star Trek is that the high quality fan made stuff is allowed to exist.

Give her time. Dudes will start paying her a tiny bit less attention, and she'll go in and get those tatas upgraded again. The breaking point will probably be the night she goes into a bar and has to buy her own drink.

There are some dead whores involved in this now?

You got any resolutions for the new year gravy?

Yes, it would appear that for the first time a mod has changed the rules for his own ends. Or something like that.

I'm hearing rumors he's going to University of Texas next.

I don't know, but the poll is hilarious. A woman is like a 3 legged stool with 1 leg missing. At best she's 2 out of 3 of Sexy, Sane, Interesting. The poll should just be to pick which one you'd give up first. For me it's sanity, in case anyone was wondering.

Why do you think the tranny is a joke option?

Pretty sure they got that too. At least that's how I'm choosing to imagine the trip. I like how the right chick is about to cry and the left chick is just angry at being caught.

At least 2

The last option is looking pretty tempting. Anonymous poll is shit. If you redo it, fix that first.

This is taking forever. Gunna be one hell of a pole. Let me save you some trouble. Blowjobs on demand will be the winner.

To which Finn would reply. "Boy? I got your BOY swingin right here bitch"

Revenge porn.

2 of my better gifts this year were a BB-8 and a cool foil picture of the millineium falcon. The BB-8 doesn't have a controller and none of my devices can download the control app. Sphero tech support is some kind of retarded. The Picture of the falcon is really cool, it shows it from the top...

There's a book that tells us about finn, poe, and rey right before TFA. In that book they go into more detail about Finn being a super trooper for whom the conditioning just didn't quite take. Phasma specifically didn't like that he kept saving his weaker squad-mates. I'm pretty sure they...

They pretty much just put the shit wherever and you may or may not ever find it again. Be sure to get maids who don't speak english, that way you can't ask them where it is and you'll learn to put your own shit away. But that would mean the principal is more important than a clean house, and...

I missed it too. Gunna have to pay attention when I see it again.

Nah, filipinos name their kids things like "Hearty", "Glory", and "America". Those are 3 Filipinas I have actually known. I even saw all of their IDs because I thought they were nicknames. Here's a list of the top 100 Filipino names. The vast majority look like normal english names to me...

For me, it's "if I didn't have a wife", I could. But the awesome thing is, I told my wife how much I missed turkish baths and now she washes me once in a while. We've even talked about getting a large enough shower to put a table in there so we can do it right. On an unrelated note, my...

It was his shirt. She's doing that thing where the girl wears the guys clothes after a night of wild fucking.

I was thinking the thread title needed to be changed to "The list Mad Max #1 or get negged thread" I can't remember what all came out this year, so whatever. I'll be back if I find a list of every movie released in 2015. Actually, that would be a long ass list, I need a list of every movie...

Dayum. I don't see any other pics of her though. There's gotta be some bikini pics or something floating around.

I don't get it. What does FantRastic even mean?