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  1. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Hmm, she looks 16. What do you think, great judger of child porn sulrn?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I turned the game off. Need to find the last couple minutes on youtube or something.
  3. Hoss

    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    Thanks, and thanks for the PM reminder. Also, excellent work with sheldon. Above and beyond changing the whiteboard behind him.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I don't know zombie. It's cowboys and indians. throw the records out the window, I'm pretty sure the underdog usually wins these games. Also, jones is dumb for not putting Romo on IR just because he could possibly be ready to go for the playoffs. IF we make the playoffs, it's going to be...
  5. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Are you cute? If so, I'll come sit in front of you and spit on you periodically. What flavor mouth wash you want me to use that week?
  6. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Who did he report? It was me, wasn't it?
  7. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Child porn. You know, like 20 year old bitches in bikinis. Though to be fair, that image wasn't really moderated (unless you count tuco acting like a cop and nailing me for posting while black), royal just agreed to remove it when the giant pussy complained. I happened to have the thread open...
  8. Hoss

    Forum name change

    Link to happy dogs thread plz
  9. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Time for the annual telling of how the Angel got on top of the Christmas tree. When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to...
  10. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Fellow cowboys fans, don't worry. Jones sez romo has 4-5 years of great football left in him. That means 8 years before we start failing at finding a new QB.
  11. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    That first typo was pretty funny. Screenshot Reamins for everyone!
  12. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Rerolled
  13. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Interesting. What does your upset-o-meter run on?
  14. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Now I just feel betrayed. In the PM's tuco claimed he saw the image. In the amod thread he admitted he just saw some flesh and knee jerked. somebody tell sulrn that I see it as a good sign that I'm on the ignore list of such a gigantic pussy bitch. I don't know if we've had a run in...
  15. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I posted pussy? hang on let me find the pic again, I don't even remember seeing their crotch area. Was there a slip in there that I missed?
  16. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's some real pussy shit. In the amod thread, no less.
  17. Hoss

    Forum name change

    Yeah I think that one was taken down. According to google, she's a 19 year old cam girl. But what do I know? Maybe pornstrodamus didn't know her real name and erred on the side of caution.
  18. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    With the char limit, twitter can't even list everything I'm guilty of.
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    Forum name change

    Which ones? Describe them.
  20. Hoss

    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    He only watched it because I recommended it.
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    Procrastination

    I've been meaning to make a thread about this for a long time now. Also fuck you deathwing, whoever you are.
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    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    ha ha that was great. I was wondering about that one dude who kept showing up on lots of newscasts. Then at the end it looked like he was associated with some rock and roll station and it all made sense. Also loved the few reporters who punched them. The problem is that you can basically...
  23. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Someone with twitter please ask stoya which of her scenes most closely resembles the raping she got from deen. Meaning the setup and acts performed, not the actor, cause I'm sure she's fucked him on camera plenty. For science!
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    Fargo

    His deal was more along the lines of meat, meat, and more meat. His love of breakfast was mainly because bacon was his favorite meat. I think his typical breakfast was steak and bacon with maybe some eggs. I'm way behind, I just got done with the episode where the indian found who killed...
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    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    Do you mean pay it forward, or pay it back? Giving them nets back would be paying it back. Giving nets to someone else would be paying forward. For some reason lots of people are screwing that up these days, so I have to ask.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    flying spaghetti monster, help me. I couldn't stop from clicking on it. I thank you for at least only posting normal sized cocks. I live in fear of seeing one of those 'monster cocks' one day.
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    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    McShrimp and Urgo did some work too on page 1. Don't sell them short.
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    What do you buy your mother for christmas?

    We used to get Granny scratch-offs. She'd run off into a corner like golum to scratch them off, then come back to me to tell her if they were winners. But my mom just gets basic girly stuff. Scarves, cowboys gear, etc. Last year I bought her a Witten Jersey. Not sure what we're getting...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh well in that case, has anyone said anything about air pressure yet? This is probably the first game where the balls deflated due to physics (or is that chemistry?) and the refs pumped them back up.
  30. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I fapped to everything in star wars that was female or suspected female. That includes chewie. Absent any solid evidence, the constant bitching led me to believe it was a girl. I fapped to all the ewoks too. I figure they were some sort of amazonian society who kept the mens locked away.
  31. Hoss

    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    How about my avatar with a gift wrapped football superimposed to commemorate how romo clause likes to give the ball away in december.
  32. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    post pics of the daughter pls
  33. Hoss

    How many?

    what was the final body count?
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I thought he looked younger in the prequels. Haven't seen enough of him in ep 7 to decide if he looks older. But like Famm said, it would be subtle because wookies live forever.
  35. Hoss

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Not to be a dick (this time), but if people love constantine, why isn't his show still running?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm witcha bro. And what killed me was that the first time I heard it, my sister was all like"yeah isn't it awesome, i can set a different one for each person in my phone book, what do you want to hear when you call me?" "Umm, how about just turn it off for me, it's annoying. I'd rather hear...
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Your comment on wheedon is idiotic, but just the same Jones hasn't proven to anybody that he can draft a QB. Look at what he's done so far. I think he drafted aikman #1 in '89. Then he got Steve Walsh in the supplementary draft the same year, so no one in 90. Bill Musgrave 4th round '91...
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    They're talking season 2 already? Did I miss season 1?
  39. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Maybe against the panthers you have a point worth considering, but he had to play the week before against the lolphins. Except randle isn't in the locker room and hardy is a leader. I mean, other than nearly everything you said being wrong, you're spot on!
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    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    I think I need an avatar of romo wearing a santa hat handing a gift wrapped football to someone.