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Ohnno you didn't motherfucker. Plano and Frisco is where most of my kinfolks in the area live!

The Force (tm) does.

The video in the OP makes it look boring as all hell.

Sounds like you're gunna have to watch it no matter what. So you tell us.

Oh shit, charlie murphy? Or does eddie have another brother?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

You have my mouse

Fuck it, they either kill the kids now or kill them in 5 years when they start firing the rockets themselves. They're already doing more than should be expected to avoid killing the future terrorists.

So, who did you like better, Groot or Rocket?

Bullshit, it's insanely easy to measure. Should I post every time my wife gives me a blowjob?

nobody does, faille. Nobody does. To be fair, into the storm looks like a complete pile of shit, so I don't blame the IMAX for skipping that one.

Shut your stupid whore mouth if all you're going to do is talk shit about Ivanova. She got all the best lines. The running theory was that JMS had a crush on her. Maybe they seem more campy now, I haven't seen the series since it originally aired. And I thought delenn did spend the first...

Missed it, I hope it sticks around long enough for me to catch it. I like Magic, I like seeing how magic tricks are done, and I like Penn and Teller. There's almost no way this can suck. But I really just wanted to come in here to say that my biggest brush with greatness is probably the...

I, too think all black people look alike. I'm just going to pretend it's terry cruise, eddie murphy, chris rock and steve harvey. With special guest star cedrick the entertainer (if any fat black guys show up)

My Grandma told me the secret to a long life was to put a little bit of gunpowder in your oatmeal every morning. She started doing it when she was 9 years old and died at the age of 106. She left behind 6 children, 10 grandchildren, 19 great grandchildren, and a 100ft crater where the...

Yes well, you have to go to the sinners if they won't come to you. chaos may have decided he wants to fuck kuriin, but lostcoder is the only one of us who actually loves him.

Secretly? No one ever told me that was supposed to be a secret.

Was a good movie. Out of everything out right now, it's probably second only to Guardians. Don't think of it as discrediting the legends, think of it as a possible truth behind the legends. This was based on some marvel comics, and it's my understanding that's the direction the comics chose...

What's to stop them from making another batch? Of all the things that bothered me in the movie, I think that bothered me the most.

Looks promising to me too. Hopefully it will be like a live action boon docks.

How can anyone alive today not know who lewis black is? He's been yelling at us for no reason since the 80's. But what is EPIX?

No we don't. Maybe it was close for a few years while the shitbag buddy ryan was coach. But I think the entire league was with us in hating that asswipe. The only thing wrong with this picture is that a cowboy didn't do it to him.

Just had to quote this again cause I got negged for it.

That's an awful lot of trouble for 5 bucks. It might make sense if that kicked in when someone had 10+ games to trade in.

i woulda guessed those were snakebites. Pretty much every dog I've ever owned has been stung by a bee or wasp or a scorpion at some point, and they never showed a sign.

Ask he about someone she didn't know just to see if she's making shit up. Also, if I was single and she were close, I'd totally be a regular client of hers. Hell, I've paid worse looking women for sex who didn't fuck me. OK, well one was slightly worse looking. But to be fair, she was also...

Why would you do that? Don't you have a smart phone? Porn is the #1 use for mine.

You don't even need a smart phone to have a camera. Camera was like the third thing phones did, after making calls and texting. Hell, they might have taken pictures before texting.

The amendment doesn't say the right of the people to keep and bear guns. It says arms, and I'm pretty sure ammunition is included in the classical definition of "Arms". I don't know if the SCOTUS has ever heard an argument about that or ruled on it, but it doesn't seem like much of a stretch.

She said there were funny ones. Where are the funny ones? Must have been one of the 26 we haven't seen yet.

Also, paying at the pump sometimes stops it before you're full because it hits the pre-auth limit. The few times it's happened to me, I went inside and chewed out the manager. The next time I showed up, the limit has always been higher.

Morning radio talk shows I listen to keep playing youtube videos. WTF, do these fucktards not understand the medium they are on? One of them this morning was just a guy yelling. I think he was on a roller coaster with a camera strapped to his head. They paused it in the middle to say his...

Either that or he was just trying to get away from you. What? Too soon?

Couldn't hurt.

When I used to work as a valet (BTW, awesome job for learning how to drive a stick), there was a guy in piece of shit el camino that had a new problem every week when he showed up. One of the recurring problems was the driver side door didn't open, so you had to crawl in and out through the sun...

I didn't notice that. What was that first girl we saw her snake? Was she an irat? I thought she was a human with a mohawk. But, how is the bioman not one of the votan races? Humans didn't invent them.

You probably need to pick a black girl so you don't look racist.

Yeah, wearing whiteface made me laugh. I'm guessing everyone in the club musta been human though, cause surely a casti could spot a real casti. Do you think churchill is really dead? There's always a possibility he's already been snaked by irisa.

Apparently all the attention they got from you posting the link to the video brought it to the attention of the studio, and it got pulled down.