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Had a couple people randomly show up dead in my current fort, and filed that under shit happens. Then a few more turned up dead, so I’m like wtf is happening. Turns out some sword dwarf showed up at my fortress and decided to murder every last person he found. Fucker was built like a brick...

I always max it, but over the course of the year. If you max it in three months, you are tossing 9 months of matching funds in the trash, which is next level tarded.

Why max 401k? Does your business not match? You give up free matching money if you do that at my job, as matching stops once you max. Roth I’ll max day one like always.

Reminds me I should hit up the popcorn place on my last minute expireables shopping spree for tomorrow.

@Ossoi any advice?

Seems like a reanimation biome of some sort. Most of the time it's just a nuisance, as your dwarves can wreck a lot of the small annoying stuff like ravens. One of your yaks coming back to life will be an existential threat to your whole fortress though. Time to start forging the silver warhammers.

Lmao, that looks like a fucking cheap native american tranny. Look at those broad shoulders and chin, with tits smaller than a chinese side soup.

Draw bridges also tend to be a source of the "Dwarven child X has gone missing." if you aren't careful. Personally, I don't like using tactics that are too cheesy. Only through glorious combat can one prove themselves to armok. I rarely go beyond siege weapons and normal trap usage. Things like...

Looking into it, they get suspicious of you, but wont immediately attack on the first time. Was a human caravan, so not overly concerned. If the humans want to experience fun, My first dwarven squads are training for the day!

If you kill them or they die mysteriously, yes, but I don't think so if a named creature kills them. Could be wrong? If I am, fun ahoy.

Now that's what I like to see. Some Ettin charged into my fort right as the merchants were departing. Merchants tried their best, but the Ettin had it in for all of them. He managed to struggle his way toward my fort slowly, but gave up exhausted, but not unconscious. Too early to have a...

Why not check your local tacquerias? A lot of them have amazing salsa and are more than happy to sell you a massive tub of it.

I just print everything at work.

It's not hard to fix. There's a specific setting for elevation for the scrollwheel in keybindings. Change that one and none of the others and you're golden. Set this up on the Steam deck and made a world. Worked pretty flawlessly. Using the little haptic touchpad things, it's possible to play...

@Foler her turkey timer will pop and it will now be legal for nirgon to admit he jerks off to her. Until then he has to be a respectable man and keep it a secret.

Any c-boys fans knew this season was over when they pulled copper rush in favor of dak intercept-me prescott.

It doesn't help that his stories tend to follow a formula of being mostly broken up into two halves. The man character dealing with his internal conflicts to try and become the hero he needs to be, and the intelligent women who is investigating the scenarios, held back by the horrible...

I was around 300 a long time ago. When I got serious about losing weight I went as low as 185 (6'3"), Abs showed, but I was super thin and didn't care to look like that. I'm now around 220. My abs don't show, but I'm stronger and generally feel better the thickness this weight gives me. I'm sure...

I fucking love when the Drink and Industry song comes up.

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I mean it's not exactly a Pista, but buying a video game isn't gonna break my budget. I learned not to give a shit about Blizzard, their pricing scheme is irrelevant to me.

I bought 3 at launch. 0 interest in this one, even if it were free or some shit. Just nah.

I'd never seen anything like it, I was easily getting 2 poets for every migrant, so I was just gonna let it play out to figure out what the end game was. Apparently it was just dwarf socialism. My scheme to kill them all off failed, too. All the dwarves died instead and all of them lived. There...

Labor menu -> Kitchen subtab

Okay, this fortress is getting stupid. -Most- of my fortress is goblins, elves or humans poets. A lone dwarven spearman even appeared to attack my fortress head on. He passed out from exhaustion on the charge and then died in the snow, but we've taken it as a sign. The council of elder dwarves...

You lose the spawn if you cook plump helmets, make sure to set them to only brew. One of my dwarf children decided to go into a mood. She then promptly started asking for skeletons and cut gems, which I have plenty of. Another child wandering buy got bit by a cave spider and for some reason got...

I set a lot of work orders to "Produce x of this" and have them repeat every month. That solves a lot of tedium problems, and it's not like you can end up with too much booze.

Never played the sims, so its hard for me to compare to it. But basically, you don't really directly control your dwarves much of ever, and even if you did they might just straight up ignore you at times. The game is more akin to a city builder. You decide where they'll dig, what workshops...

When you're in japan, sometimes the prettiest food is the most puke inducing. Their deserts universally taste as bad as they don't look. I had cheesecake there and it might as well have been an omelette. Their savory/fried stuff tends to all be legit though.

Good news: Pop up works. Bad news: This asshole wants to make a legendary glass artifact on a sand free map. Time to bust out the cask of Amontillado.

For some reason, some events that are super important are easy to miss. Can't remember all the ones that were bothering me off the top of my head, but strange moods and migrants arriving have huge potential fallout, and basically just pop up as an Icon on the left side of the screen. Figured out...

When did Ossoi start making so many bad posts here? Oblig pic.

So you can raze, but only heathens. I could probably WC from here if I went ham and just constantly truce broke and no CB'd everyone, but I'm already deep into autism clicker territory, with negative events and rebels pretty much every day, so don't got time for that. Will probably do one...

I'll be the first to fly my car to the fusion research celebration when we get it. But this breakthrough is like going from the 9.9% to 10.1% completion that we've been striving for for 20 years. Strangely enough, I actually went on a small tour that had the head professor for the facility that...

Immigrant, pretty sure where he was from there wasn't a concept of ice. He figured water would melt it, so why wouldn't hot water melt it faster? At least from what I heard. I learned better watching aliens 3 as a kid.

Had a guy do this that I worked with, but with a huge pot of boiling water. Needless to say he broke his window, slipped and fell on the ice while doing it and got 2nd degree burns on his arms.

We’ve confirmed tech from the 50s is still within our capabilities, congrats nasa.

That’s good progresses, but we are many decades from a usable technology still. More energy released than spent is a long, long way from more energy captured than spent. We’ve been close to this for a while, and we need to do an order of magnitude better for it to be feasible technology.