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Antarius as a father: Son: "Hey dad, wanna play catch?" Antarius: "LESS THAN 1% OF WOMEN EVER PLAY CATCH WITH THEIR SONS!!1!" Of course that's assuming he has the maturity, integrity, and selflessness to not immediately skip town upon hearing he's a father, which is a huge assumption...

I haven't even considered hovering my mouse over that link to click it.

Jesus, dude... Oh okay, next time I stop over and he's playing Basketball or Smash Bros with his step kids and helping a boy turn into a man with a future I'll make sure to let him know his life sucks and he's a loser. Doesn't he realize he could be debating women like a fucking dork on OKC...

Men who adopt children are also losers who are being "fucked over." Antarius did you have a father who was actively involved in your life as a child? How 'bout you, Dumar?

Buddy of mine married a widow with kids. Every time I see him happy with his family and providing a father figure to his step children I can't help but think, "Wow, what a loser. He'd be so much cooler if he were posting images of his text messages with women like a try-hard sociopath, or...

I'm starting to feel some secondhand embarrassment for you two.

French patriots fan?

The worst play call in history made me forget what I was thinking just prior--Shouldn't Belichick have called a timeout?

Collinsworth just mentioned that Lynch is 86% converting 3rd and 1. So yeah, let's throw a slant on 2nd and 1!

Not handing the ball to Lynch at the end there has got to be one of the worst play calls in the history of sports.

Stuck at work until 8 eastern. This must be what Auschwitz was like.

wat

I guess Neill Blomkamp really was making her a "movie star."

Anyone who would rather listen to Pro Athlete #5409837859408 drone on about "taking it one game at a time" over Marshawn's shenanigans is fucking retarded. You people who are actually butthurt over him must literally have no joy in your lives whatsoever. Crusty fucks. "EVERBODY HAS DO STUFF...

It's... it's beautiful...

Jokes about Trump's autism aside, I actually cannot stand watching him anymore. His stream provides next to zero laughs, he's not great at the game, and he plays in a way that I find frustrating. I pretty much just stick with Kripp, Forsen, Reynad, Strifecro and Kolento.

Haha, I think the line about Elton John buying Chik-fil-A is more along the lines of what he was going for.

Absolutely not.

This is dumb. It's all gamesmanship. Exploit early, exploit often. Did you people learn nothing from MMOs? Belichick cheating just makes me like him more.

I've seen this opinion expressed a few times now and I totally disagree. Just laying down after an interception with tons of time left on the clock because you're afraid of fumbling is absurd. Anybody on the team could fumble at any point. You can't play the game that way. Also, dunno what...

I wouldn't even want a coach that wasn't trying to get away with some shady shit to win.

Work has the TV set to women's bowling and I can't find the remote. Fuck everything.

I had forgotten about those magical replacement ref games. What a hilarious shitshow that was.

Goodnight sweet prince.

That McDonald's commercial just gave me full blown AIDS.

It couldn't have played out any better.

Double post.

Today we are all Packers fans.

That's McCarthy's first successful challenge all year? Fucking embarrassing.

Nice complete horseshit PI call.

I'm going to laugh my balls off if...

lolololol

Amendola playing great today.

Will the refs fuck this up?!

Gronk too stronk.

C'mon you babyfaced cunt.

This game is definitely providing the laughs.

Yeah, they deserve to be handed a playoff win because they got slightly screwed in a meaningless regular season game! Yeah!