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You're like the fag version of me. I do whatever I want and have a perfect body shape. Shit every day around 6pm, eat whatever I want and I'll still be 20% BMI. Drink tons of water, piss a lot more. Drinking ranch dressing is an average morne.

Lmao thanks for the gay bear porn. meanwhile I dunk maximum cash every second week into this shit. Crash and burn, don't fuck and care. I'M ALL IN.

A ritz cracker is just crunchy saltiness with a little bit of butter flavor, and peanut butter mixes with chocolate just fine. I can't see anything in this that makes me hesitant to try one. Could possibly even be pretty good. It's basically like drizzling some Hershey's syrup on a toasted...

I hid the dildos before driving up, I shoulda been good.

I think I just went through the Chik-fil-a equivalent of having a popeye's worker jump out the drive through window at you. Drive up, lines short, only half way around the building. Looking good. First girl takes my order, say thanks she doesn't say my pleasure. Happens rarely, no big deal, I'm...

I’ve never liked Arbys roast beef sandwiches all that much, because they aren’t really anything special. It’s really baffling to me how their other shit is all so good. Their non roast beef sandwiches frequently get an S score from me, and of course it’s just worth going for the fries alone. I’m...

Popeyes will probably program their fast food bots to fuck your order up and then yell at you that they are the manager when you ask to get it fixed.

I have a relative that gets 80 dollars a week from her company on door dash from her work. Basically I get free food just for picking it up on my other errands and dropping it off to her on the way home. She works for Sony entertainment.

Big limp.

I hate some tech companies enough that seeing my money in them burn doesn’t bother me at all.

Spread to quite a few people in short order. Either there was some sick gang-bangs or this can be transmitted through means other than sexually communicated. Since this is the adult form I'll just limit myself to saying its hard to make a determination so far. Could be either.

James Cameron has made a lot of really good movies. Trailer could have been 15 seconds of a blue person taking a dump and I’d still be in to see this. I’ll watch aliens again afterwards if it sucks.

How you catching.

Sounds like you're lucky to have kids smarter than you. Better than having dumb ones.

As a kid I always ate the worst part of the cereal first, so I could go ham on the best parts for the end of breakfast. Eating all the charms and then destroying the lucky mushrooms was a regular occurrence.

I bought a toyota camry SE. Holy shit this bitch has a lot of legroom in the back seats. Probably the most of any vehicle I've ever driven. You could fit 5 jordans in this fucker. It doesn't look that big from the outside. As a cruising vehicle this thing is a S+

You eat that shit plain dumbass. Only milk is acceptable.

Grubs are a thing where I am but I’m rural enough I don’t care. Every now and then my dog catches a raccoon or armadillo and chews them into a lifeless pulp. They both dig for grubs too. Dillos leave a small hole and raccoons a big one. Are we sure the squirrels even dug it? Could be raccoons.

When turbo inflation hits we’ll be in for a shocking rally no doubt. That’s why I’m trying to shovel money into this dumpster fire.

Jesus Christ what did the fed do now, it looked like a calm day when I peaked earlier.

south korean refinery go boom.

I’ll drink me some ranch or papa Johns sauce any day

short tesla! The time is now!!

Just walked out of dominos with two large pizzas with three toppings for 14$ if you include tax. Sorry for the forum bros that live in areas where dominos is trash tier, I grew up in an area where it was barely edible cardboard. The gloriousness of domino's when its good is amazing. It's...

We making russia feel the pain, clap yourself on the back. A little higher prices are just part of winning.

It’s so tiny, doesn’t even come in at a pound.

I’m at work and had to microwave my pizza rolls instead of air frying them. They really are like 100x better if they are air fried. Not even in the same ballpark

I don’t think it’s working

Got the totino's pizza roll combos in the air fryer. It's time to earn some battle scars in the mouth. This is my go to slam with them.

regime has a youtube channel?

Somewhere around the age of 5 or 6 they get big enough to assert dominance over a crack whore like her. Watching some little jogger beat the ever living shit out of a coal burner at that age is really just a site that warms my heart. I remember one in particular where I just had to stop to watch...

I think it is wrong to think of this a recession. Everything is all screwy, but the problem is not a traditional recession at all. There's too much money trying to find too few homes.

Obviously I'm not a gay fox, but a glorious tube.

I'm just putting more money into the market today and reading about how our economy caving in against the ruble is hurting the russian economy. By letting them have more luxuries in life we're really giving them what for. It's a disconnect from reality you see. What comes after clown world? I...

Lmao, I work with a guy we call out for having tits every day. He's a not so intelligent black body builder, but gets super, super offended when we call his pecs teets. Luckily I have a way, way more ripped bro-sef black body builder that keeps him in check. I printed out a male breast cancer...

Go to a french restaurant and call it tartar and it's a delicacy. Not gonna lie, love me some raw beef, though I'm particular about how its sourced and handled. I don't want no poofingers in a factory touching my raw beef.

I dunno, wouldn't that be like a carapacesuit

I had a few years I could reach. It's probably quoted somewhere in this thread when I mentioned it before.

I was impressed with how clean the mcdonald's was. Top notch, place definitely had its stuff together. And I feel like McD is trying to screw me over less than other fast food places. These were cheap and the current economy made me decide to give them a try. How bad can they be. Still not...