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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm just trying to be serious and ask why you have such an aversion to a normal vegetable. Maybe if it's ground up, dried, pulverized into a powder, and then served on a dog's dick, it may taste better? Did your dad rape you with some swede? Was a legitimately just curious as to how it's...
  2. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    How is it traditionally cooked? I guess the other question would be what exactly does it taste like with said method. Is it just bitter, or have a foul taste?
  3. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Because I figured growing up haven't eaten that stuff and with it not being anything I'm familiar with, you might be inclined to tell me what it is and how good it is or how bad it is. I'd rather get the information from a direct source, know what I mean. If it's just rutabaga though, that's...
  4. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Happy to. What type of gumbo were you looking for? Seafood or chicken and sausage?
  5. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Without me having a Google it, what's swede? I know your a limey, but educate if you don't mind. 😉
  6. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I guess I had a weird upbringing. We moved to New Orleans when I was two, and I grew up around that entire food culture. My mom enjoyed Cajun cuisine, so when it was crawfish season you were eating crawfish. If the New Orleans food festival was going on, you were downtown at the exhibition...
  7. Dr.Retarded

    Total Recall (1990)

    It's a wheel...
  8. Dr.Retarded

    Total Recall (1990)

    I have forgotten the face of my father.... I cry pardon, gunslinger...
  9. Dr.Retarded

    Total Recall (1990)

    Buddy, I'm missing that reference, but I'm happy to hear what you're referring to. Never hurts to learn something new.
  10. Dr.Retarded

    Day Shift (2022)

    Looks like they ripped off every major action scene or vampire movie in the past 25 maybe 30 years wanted it all together under the creative guise of a pool man killing vampires. I saw a Terminator 2, from dusk till Dawn, blade, and predator. I'm sure it will be as amazing as that army of the...
  11. Dr.Retarded

    Total Recall (1990)

    I remember a little gem from the 90s called Suburban Commando. Easily his best performance. It even had the Undertaker as one of the intergalactic bounty hunting bad guys with one of the most amazing lines in the movie. If you've not seen it it's pure glorious, comedic, schlock, and when I...
  12. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Pork butt took way longer than expected the other day. Should have got it rolling with my coffee. Just ended up eating super late. All in all, turned out really tasty though. My wife said it was the best pork barbecue she's ever had, and she's pretty critical about my cooking. Was able to...
  13. Dr.Retarded

    The Metal Thread

    Happy 4th. Such a great album.
  14. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah I don't ever typically trim the fat off. I might get rid of some silver skin if it's pretty prominent, but even things like the skirt steak I leave all the fat on. Same thing with a tenderloin roast. It gives you a little bit more wiggle room from having things dry out at the end of the day.
  15. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Oh absolutely, but I figured I would just give it a try sense I've got the bacon grease sitting around. Pork on pork isn't necessarily A bad thing. Butts are pretty forgiving to cook though, and I didn't trim one at all, fat cap still intact. I'm maybe about 10° from the stall, but the bark...
  16. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Right on. That's a pretty good idea with the bacon fat. I know I've seen a lot of videos recently about using beef Tallow or pork fat for different types of barbecue. Luckily I got a bunch of fresh bacon grease from getting stuff ready for potato salad. I've been spritzing the butt with an...
  17. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah that's what I'm debating on is whether or not I want to wrap foil or butcher paper, or not even wrap it at all. My wife loves pork butt more than anything else BBQ wise. It's not my favorite, but we both prefer a crustier bark, but this one is looking pretty good, so I'm excited. I...
  18. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Up to 130, but still have a ways to go before I wrap. Also, is it wrong but I really want to try the bacon mac and cheese slovenly pizza. It sounds so wrong but it feels so right.
  19. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    DP...
  20. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I like big butts and I cannot lie... Just threw it on. I think it's almost a 9 lb roast, so it's going to take quite a bit of the afternoon, but we'll have plenty of food for a while and I'm sure the neighbors will be happy.
  21. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  22. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Don't worry about the aesthetics, because if you're having a family barbecue, people are going to just be scooping out potato salad or baked beans or macaroni and cheese, slapping on to the plate and throwing a big honking rib or piece of chicken on top of everything, it's going to look good and...
  23. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I got a pack of heavily larded cheap ass tortillas from HEB. I don't remember the brand but I know them by sight, and they're fantastic and then maybe about 1.25 for a large pack. I plan on making copeious amounts of tacos with the leftovers. Might even do enchiladas or something. It's a 9...
  24. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Man don't overthink baked beans. Get some Bushes, or HEB, and just doctor it up. Some onion, some cubed up bacon, brown sugar, barbecue sauce, and maybe any other seasonings you want. It's not worth having to dick around soaking beans. I reserve that for making red or white beans and rice...
  25. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Will it have pieces of hot dog or hamburger on it?
  26. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Anybody got something delectable on the menu this weekend? We're going to smoke a pork butt tomorrow, and make all the traditional barbecue sides. Haven't made one in a good long while, but the wife enjoys it more than any other type of barbecue from being up in the Carolinas.
  27. Dr.Retarded

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah, that fight took me eight or nine tries. I'm sure it was my build(and being bad) but the summons were just obnoxious, and the stupid laser blast spell didn't help. I guess when I beat her I didn't have any major league powerful summons either, and I think I was still using the three...
  28. Dr.Retarded

    Bruce Willis retires

    No shit Sherlock, but it was definitely a remake of A Fist Full of Dollars more than it was Yojimbo. Next tell me about how Starwars is the remake of the Hidden Fortress, I'm sure that will blow my mind. They're all great movies, but Kurosawa ain't gonna fuck ya.
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    Bruce Willis retires

  30. Dr.Retarded

    Crimes of the Future

    Looks like he has just done Antiviral and Possessor, but he's currently working on some movie called Infinity Pool. Infinity Pool - IMDb Looks like it might be a Jeffrey Epstein based horror movie.
  31. Dr.Retarded

    Crimes of the Future

    I didn't realize he did that movie. I'll have to check it out, thanks 👍🏻.
  32. Dr.Retarded

    Crimes of the Future

    That's a shame to hear because I was really looking forward to this. I've watched his son's first movie though, Viral if I'm not mistaken, and it was definitely a chip off the old block. What else has he done that's worth checking out?
  33. Dr.Retarded

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    I believe so. I can't think of another, and I've been listening to some of them again, in the background lately when I'm just doing random shit. I think it's because for all the big Star wars releases lately movie wise, all three of them are typically on it, so I guess that's why they're doing...
  34. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dude white barbecue sauce is pretty awesome because it's white. Honestly it's just really tasty I enjoy the horseradish kick in the recipes I've done. That's really good for dark meat and grilled chicken to help cut through the richness of a fatty piece of meat, but it's also White, which...
  35. Dr.Retarded

    The Mandalorian

    I watched that and then when the weirdo filming cheered and clapped, all I can think of was this:
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    Mad God (2022)

    I think that's when the guy was driving around in the German Thing car. Guess with all the different people he had working on it over the years, there's all these different little vignettes of goofy shit that somebody just decided to try to animate. It's one of the fun things about watching...
  37. Dr.Retarded

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I don't believe this video has been posted, but it's a pretty good breakdown of the history of this entire cluster fuck. I didn't realize there were so many limitations with the Cryengine, I just need to learn about some of the backend issues I guess they're having. Anyways long video but if...
  38. Dr.Retarded

    Mad God (2022)

    I watched it the other night, and it was enjoyable from the artistic / project standpoint. I was reading about how long it took him to make it and how many people / film students he had working on it, and just to accomplish a big labor of love like this is pretty cool. It's just pretty...
  39. Dr.Retarded

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I still can beat that. I can maybe get two of them down but then the third one will fuck me over. Apparently the Invaders are people that have completed it, with the challenge actual builds. So go figure if most of them have a rivers of blood, or meta bleed builds. I guess it's just a...