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That joke always tickles me. Not unlike the doctor's sausage fingers. I was turning around to punch him in the face when he finished. He was like "OK That all looks fine" and was scooting back to the other side of the room. I'll tell you what though, I kinda wish there had been a camera on...

I got a prostate exam when i was like 25. No lie. I had a new doctor the next year, but the next few doctors when it was time for an annual I made sure they weren't going to do a prostate exam and told them about my first one. They thumbed through my records and couldn't figure out why he did...

Just be glad the M isn't "music" yet. Lets just have a whole new woke meaning for steam, then stem can go back to what it always was. social justice, transwhateverism, equity, arts, music

we could care less about your grammer nazi bullshit.

Quick question. Are you absolutely sure that you're not dead? Maybe he knows something you don't.

holy fuck. How does she keep the pants in one piece with those sharp knees? No but really, nice.

I am legit on the edge of my seat waiting to find out what's wrong with dragon lady. The worst I can come up with so far is if she's ugly.

I assume Peter (the first pope) molested someone. But since it was a minor and the records would have been sealed, we don't know for sure.

You didn't realize Thor was a God? Studies show that nearly all gays were molested as children. So the priests molesting altar boys are creating the gays that they supposedly hate. Time is a flat circle.

Does anyone know what % of these guys have been in the NFL? Any guesses as to how many make it to the NFL in the future? I know it's early for that second question.

Apparently his dog is picky about it's peanutbutter covered schlongs.

I got law an order for a while too. I don't have sound on so I don't know what happened. But I assume there was either a delay or a programming error. It's back on now. I am so hyped. I used to like the gamblers a lot and it looks like they're still kicking ass.

That sounds pretty weird and unhealthy. But OK. If it's working, it's not weird.

So then she's taking a vacation from the family.

@lurkingdirk would probably have to approve it before LLR would make the change.

What the fuck does this mean? A solo work vacation? Unless this is a bass ackwards way of saying a business trip, it makes no sense.

Is there any way we can change his asshat avatar to this for the duration of his reign?

Can someone post a list of all these shitty movies please? I wanna watch em all. BTW surrogates was really good. Bruce wasn't necessarily good in it, many people could have done that role IMO. But it was a good movie.

But how are you supposed to get off if you can't follow the plot?