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  1. Cutlery

    Post Your Pet

    Dogs strangely enough like them as well. I get one every time I get Zel's carprofen refilled from Chewy because if I just get the carprofen, I gotta pay $13 in shipping. But if I buy this $5 banana, I get free shipping, and they ship it in 2 boxes from 2 different warehouses. I guess I just...
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    Desktop Computers

    I'm spitballing making a new rig to play some newer games. Backstory - my PC is about 9 years old. I have an i5-4670K, 8 gig of ram, and a GTX 1080. I've got a 240gb mSata SSD. Now, before you judge, I got divorced 5 years ago and I've been working my ass off ever since. I generally have...
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    Post Your Pet

    Cats are probably literally retarded. Mine won't eat raw meat from the fridge, and he only eats the heads of mice, leaves the asses just laying around everywhere. Absolutely demolishes baby rabbits though, and apparently just leaves random organs, and a fucking foot around. Chicken outta the...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Not even that bad. I have a German shepherd, and I don't think I've replaced my keyboard in her 12 year lifespan. E key stopped working one day, so I took it apart. I'm gonna save you the gore, but unfortunately for me, after I thoroughly cleaned the entire thing with alcohol and an air...
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    The Meg (2018)

    Well, 70% of the surface is covered in water, so it's not a bad claim. Far better than most species
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    Job Hunting

    Getting a CDL will ensure you are gainfully employed for decades. It will also ensure diabetes.
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    Post Your Pet

    Honestly, I don't have a problem. Carpet looks great, pulls up a lot of fur. Gets wrapped around the brush, but they give you a brush cleaner attachment so you're back in business in 20 seconds. Maybe everyone else around here has higher standards than me. /Shrug.
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    Post Your Pet

    The Roomba is really only maddening if you sit down and watch it. It gets better over time on mapping the floor, so it bumps into stuff less later on. But I think the underappreciated part is because of the weird pattern, it actually cleans the floor pretty well since it comes at it from...
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    Post Your Pet

    If you're doing it more than once a week, should be NP. I did it every day when it was just me and the dog living here, and it worked just fine. Still gotta hit it with the vacuum on the weekends, but at least I didn't have tumbleweeds of fur floating around.
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    Post Your Pet

    Invest in a Roomba.
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    So My Wife Died...

    1st of all, just tell the vet the dog's name is pepper, and you don't have any problem. 2nd, if you leave the dog just enough room to turn around in her crate, they generally won't mess it overnight. During the day is something else, but at night, shouldn't be a problem. I just hope you don't...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Man, how would you like to be the dude who couldn't even get a hot teacher to rape you.
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    Investing General Discussion

    Got it, thanks guys. One more maybe dumb question....is this gonna be a Roth or a normal? Kinda thing is confusing when it wasn't my money to begin with, so I dunno if it's classified as pre tax or post tax.
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    Investing General Discussion

    Okay, but I still gotta find an institution to hold said money, and then figure out where it goes. And then figure out why a spy is crying because it's only on the internet, or something.
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    Investing General Discussion

    Yep - well, I "own" a home. I mean, the bank technically does, but it's my name on the deed. And the house will be paid off before I retire. I had once planned on this being my last home, but I'm not sure now. Might need to head to a redder state. But in any case, I'm already set. Owe...
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    Investing General Discussion

    Thank you very much for this, this makes things pretty clear that the right thing to do is to grab this cash and do something important with it. Now I guess I need to find a financial planner guy who doesn't suck ass and can personalize the spreadsheets and get me into the right fund. And to...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I worked a labor job for many many years and I've been out of it completely now for a year. Splitting firewood was this spring was absolutely embarrassing, hopefully no one saw it. Decided right then and there I can't exist like that, so started lifting for the first time in my life. Bought a...
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    Investing General Discussion

    Honestly...if you saw the guys, you'd understand that 65 is pushing it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I treat it like my SO's friends. I don't need your friends. I have my own friends. I don't want more friends. We can be cool, I can be cordial when we hang out. But we're not friends.
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    Investing General Discussion

    Some guys did that. But they only plan on living to 65, so I can't blame em.
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    Investing General Discussion

    FOH Bros, I need some help. Didn't see a better thread for it than this. It mostly relates to retirement planning, but I figure it's basically investing, to which I know next to nothing about. I have a pension with a company that's probably never going to go under, so I think it's a pretty...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My idea is exactly what he's doing. If they don't want to be around you, don't be around them. You're not family. You starting shit with your in-laws affects exactly one person. And what you are saying is that you don't love her enough to override your own self control. I don't tolerate...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What a waste of time. He was excluded because he's not his son. Son in law is fine, but father/son shit doesn't need to always extent to marriage. Sometimes it does...a lot of times it doesn't. The guy doesn't owe you any explanation for not wanting to spend time with you. Doesn't matter the...
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    Gloomhaven

    Yes, that's basically it. They're all cheaper except the good ones...like Strengthen and Bless. I wouldn't mind the game so much if they weren't trying to MMO balance shit. Not everything needs to be perfect. You can have some OP characters because it's not PvP. Shit, even if it was PvP, you...
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    Gloomhaven

    I don't think so. It seemed really random, but it's also not something that comes up often enough for me to tell. And I uninstalled it awhile ago after they nerfed the shit outta the solo scenario items. Needed space for Hunter: Call of the Wild, who mysteriously decides never to nerf my trophy...
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    Gloomhaven

    It's.....close. The solo scenario items got changed (read as "nerfed") because they don't like fun. The enhancement change was done without community involvement, and just dropped on us with the explanation of "this is the way it was always meant to be" which is straight fucking retcon to...
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    Woodworking

    My kitchen can't hold that much lumber!
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    Mugshawtys

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    Mugshawtys

    Would not. Don't encourage bangs
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    Woodworking

    Man all this dude tells me is all this time I'm spending on this walnut is worthless!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or, alternatively, don't talk to them. Why waste your time in life dealing with assholes? My mother told my sister yesterday that she doesn't remember kicking me or her out of the house. So because she doesn't remember it, it never happened, and we must be making it up. We're obviously both...
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    So My Wife Died...

    I'm just gonna chime in and say the only time a puppy is a bad idea is if you're stupid and living in an apartment and can't take care of it. Other than that, it's literally always a good idea to own a dog.
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    I am being given a business

    Brad, lemme tell you something. I'm really good at what I do. I also do something that most people (even in my field), don't want to do. I also have a small problem, which is a very big problem in the corporate world - I don't bullshit people. I speak plainly (not in corporate lingo) and I...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Google isn't gonna track store inventory. You're 100% better off calling the store than wasting time online for shit like that.
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    I am being given a business

    Bad news for you dude. There's only one person in that company who isn't expendable, and she's got the boss's last name. The sooner you learn this, the better you will be. If you're unhappy, fucking quit. Don't just be a bitch until you inevitably get terminated.
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    Life, yea or nay

    Oh, right. Forgot it was a nonsense question. What's the alternative to being born again? I forget.
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    Life, yea or nay

    I can't see mashed potatoes being worth my girls. I'd eat terrible mashed potatoes the rest of my life for them. All lumpy and shit.
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    I am being given a business

    We don't need plans where Brad is going.
  39. Cutlery

    The Fast Food Thread

    He said you can work for 3-4 weeks and make about $6. And he said first time he was here and someone wanted to take him to McDonalds, he thought "whoa, come on man, I'm not rich" So I suspect in dollars
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Guy from Venezuela started last week. He said McChicken down there? $30. He also shit his pants and had to leave today, so sounds like he knows what he's talking about.