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Thin swamp donkey is still a swamp donkey. Sorry, I was going for a Star Trek V reference. I thought the state of the franchise paralleled the forums pretty well. Maybe we"ll get an undiscovered country soon!

What does swamp donkey need with a morning workout?

Sorry guys, it was my fault. I logged in on 11/22 at 9:38PM and read a few threads. I might have even made a post, I can"t quite remember, it"s hard to remember in the middle of all that keeping-req-from-fixing-the-site stuff I was doing.

How did someone call her and not know her number?

Well, I"ll admit no direct experience. I"m going off what I see in porn, and I assume 99% of that is just women peeing. I shall defer to your canuck wisdom! I was really just going off that she didn"t do it again later.

Oh, I"m well aware of that. I"m also aware that drinking a ton of fluids will dilute your urine, making smell detection, especially when you yourself are drunk, very hard. Was it the same amount each time? Usually squirters run low after the first or second time. Much like any other sexual...

Bro, you got pissed on.

What"s the URL for the old forums, wouldn"t mind seeing if there was some good threads? My friend in the guild(undread) found out her real name after doing some googling. Turns out all the major hits turn up a psychic(which she says she is)...that look like a guy. I think she married our...

Nothing much. Putzed around in FoH for about an expansion then quit the game. FTL brings back memories. Wonder if fohguild forums would appreciate stories on our clairvoyant suspected-tranny guild leader.

Fisted, big difference.

Gotta catch em all. Until you find the chick that will finger your prostate while puking on your dick, you just don"t know what you"re missing out on. Chili dogging too.

Did you not click on the Youtube link? It"s explained right in there:

Are you a tranny?

Who wouldn"t want to pee in an ass? It"s like marking territory. This rectum is mine. What I don"t get is if you had enough urine to pee through a boner, wouldn"t that ruin the orgasm?

Sorry, not going to put nair near my rectum. One slip up(slip in?) and you"re hurting. That said, if I could keep it hair-free without sharp implements or dangerous chemicals, I wouldn"t mind a rimming. My motivation is also lessened by my wife"s not wanting to do that, hair or not. And yes...

Way too much hair.

Tyen doesn"t look like the Kool-Aid man.

I think we solved your 50-year-old-only suitors mystery.

Now we know who killed Tasha!

Make her a mirror. Bitches love mirrors.

I heard Brad"s avoiding loan sharks on that ridiculous loan he took out for his new car.

Camerous, have you considered dressing up as Dr. Robotnik for Halloween? Also, did your glasses come bent, or was that a personal modification to fit on that melon?

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We"re talking about Zehn, right? We didn"t already know his true colors?

I was perusing r/funny on imgur and found this. Is this you, Camerous?

Too early, Adebisi. We wanted a response from Lefazz first.

What"s with her cheeks? Looks like faint impressions of Joker scars.

Dry pussy, nature"s anti-rape.

James doesn"t quit wow, wow quits him. Or, he gets bored with one guild, server transfers, acts like he"s the shit, invites a bunch of nobodies, forms a spin off guild, leaves them after a month and goes back to the original guild. On the topic of wakeup BJs. How good does that actually...

She plays on a RP server.

Good thing I like them titties(and the "plate sized nips" in the other thread!), because I"m sure as hell not going to subject my wife to this forum.

Only if you can find the correct name of the anatomy you"re complaining about. Some of us very much like 6 inch "nipples". Some floppiness ain"t bad either.

Cmon, you know better than this. I know you"ve worked your ass off, but you know there"s a lot of luck involved. And even with a good amount of both, people will rarely ever achieve the ability to turn down cold calls from Google. I think it"s a bit disingenuous to be giving advice from your...

Welcome, you must be new to the internet.

I get your point, but I think you"re really grasping at straws. I"m considering resubbing just to do 5-mans and maybe 10-mans, and some PvP. I"ll most likely play a druid because the feral tree is ridiculous and the amount of flexibility the class provides. I can be a healer, tank or dps in one...

I read the book a little while back, and there were a couple scenes I can"t figure out why they left out. From a money standpoint, why wouldn"t you want to show the first scene where Tyler and Narrator met?

This sounds like a case for Mulder and Scully! Even if she doesn"t have alien parasites, this bitch is crazy enough to be an X-file herself.

Let"s get crazy bitch in here and this thread can go straight to the hall of fame. All that aside, just that she keeps track of what days your wife leaves the house would seriously worry me. You should ask her to do some ridiculous stuff in turn(by the way, that"s how it"s spelled, a...

Heh, whoa, not that far. I like plus sizes mainly, but maybe I shouldn"t generalize. There are some skinny chicks that I find very attractive. I think it"s something you have to treat case by case, you can"t base a woman"s attractiveness based on body type, which I was wrong to do. I just saw...

ah skeet skeet skeet motherfuckers not. God, how much fucking make-up she got on? I"m with Lenaldo on this one. She"s way too skinny also. Now, all that aside, it all depends on circumstance. Do you know she has a hoof before or after? It"s like shaking a guy"s hand that only has 3...