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  1. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I liked the Glintstone key "quest" for its simplicity and elegance. Here's a map that looks like a character drew it poorly, but it was still just enough information to go find it if you fiddle with it a bit. Overall I think From quests are frustrating because you can just fail them and some of...
  2. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Dark souls memes never get old fam. lol.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Immediately after blocking with L1 use R2. You'll see a strike with like, wind around it when you swing. If you want to rely on it you need to be using a 100% physical defense shield otherwise dodge is just better.
  4. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Buckler parry is way better (easier to pull off) than normal parry too. But it seems to only exist on the starter buckler item and nothing else. Not even an ashes. Really annoying/
  5. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Well, Ahem. *clears throat* Have you tried using Guard Counters at all? They make shields much better to use if you suck with parry.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I saw a player ghost with a shield that looked like a gigantic tombstone. It was awesome.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The faggot gremlins in the catacombs are still the worst enemies IMO. They do feints, crazy dodges, and throw bleed daggers at you. I die to them at least once any time I go into a new catacomb.
  8. TJT

    Horizon 2: Forbidden West

    I think the Elden Rings story is good. Just like Bloodborne's was good. It is not narrated to you though and you are supposed to fill in the gaps yourself. There's an elegance to just giving the player a world full of stuff to do without resorting to a map of Points of Interest and going through...
  9. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This meme killed me lol. Quests in Souls games!
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I thought the point of the Tree Sentinel was to show you the benefits of the horse. I killed the tree sentinel at maybe level 12? Right after I got the horse and the dude was trivial. But yes if you fight him on foot he's a lot harder and requires a lot more git guddering . I am by no means...
  11. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The Bros in Roundtable Hold:
  12. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    lol "It's like Lord of the Rings if Tolkien was on bath salts while writing it."
  13. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    That's the great thing tho. If you like the basic wolf ashes or the starter weapon you only need to explore enough to upgrade that. Theres a fuckton of ashes. I need to start trying my collection to see what I like.
  14. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This may be a dumb question. But how does a retard get onto the plateau type area on the West side of Liurnia? I've been looking forever.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    So I think the grace arrows point you in the right direction for the final encounter of the area. Not the overall world objectives?
  16. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I'm still only 25 hours in lol. Im going to rack up some time today.
  17. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The Get OP lol vids are getting out of hand.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah you end up wanting to focus your stats into whatever your weapon of choice scales with. But you can do whatever. Affinities also help.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There's one in Caelid. I haven't found a third.
  21. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Fools. You must hit CTRL+C 5 times before proceeding at all times. This has always been the way.
  22. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I'll be doing sorcery on NG+
  23. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    But imagine the speedruns. Souls pro rushes to Godrick gets the Great Rune and triggers it, never dying and propelling him through the game until the next part of the speedrun.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Hateyou uses Rune Arc to trigger Super Rune Buff. Hateyou then dies to some dogs anyway.
  25. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The Flask of Wondrous Physick is in the East Lingrave area in the Third Church of Malika. It's quite on the normal path so you must have been really just going wherever. I ignored it for awhile but you can make it into essentially mage armor. Use it. Love it. If you bought the notes from the...
  26. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you use it 2h it doubles your stats so you can equip it this way even if you have half the stats for it with no penalty. That weapon scales with STR and FAITH tho so you'll want to put into those ones. I've been using that weapon for awhile until I found one I liked more.
  27. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I think the way "Points of Interest" are handled here is just really great. In that they are not handled at all. You could totally get through the entire game with just the starting weapon if you want to. It doesn't feel like a laundry list of things you just have to do. When you go look at...
  28. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I found a HP regen talisman. I would assume there's an FP one out there somewhere as well.
  29. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Those knights can suck my dick dude.
  30. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    What shield is that?
  31. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Luckily PC means we will have some truly batshit mods coming out for this game.
  32. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I do that with talismans a lot... I get a drop that sounds interesting. The fuck is that? Proceed to not find it for 10 minutes only to realize it was a talisman.
  33. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You do this and avoid the sweep only to get pounded by the thing when he mashes his sword pommel against the ground like 5 times.
  34. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah this one you should learn pretty quick. Rolling back is often not far enough or it will land you right in the path of a follow up attack. While rolling into one will not.
  35. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Parry timing is hard to get down. Parrying is considerably more forgiving with the Buckler that has Buckler Parry. But so far I have not found an ashes for it and it only exists on the starter Buckler. Buckler Parry is way faster than normal Parry. I hope I find the skill ash somewhere and you...
  36. TJT

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    And you always miss something.