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  1. Hoss

    The Venture Bros.

    So venturestein was the reanimated corpse of 24? Didn't catch onto that till the very end, and then I found myself trying to remember WTF 24 looked / sounded like. If that's the case, where the hell did that skull come from that 21 was carrying around? And when did venture create the monster...
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    The Game of Thrones Meme Thread

    Wait, where is the jailbait thread?
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    Revolution

    They can always turn the power back off long enough to stop the nukes, then turn it back on. I know there'd be tons of other issues to go along with that, such as then they'd splode and blow up somewhere else. But the writers have shown distaste for thinking things through up to this point. I...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lotta cops own their own cars too. They can get a letter from their chief and buy a police package direct from a dealer for a decent price. Then they take and deck them out with lights and decals and such so they can use them to work extra jobs. I think some of you would be surprised how many...
  5. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    It's already been said in this thread, but my vote is for richard ayodele as the next doctor.
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    Revolution

    I thought he looked like romney too. And did we ever see a picture of 0 in that bunker? Maybe they're saying if 0 hadn't been elected, this is what would have happened. Anyway, did the nanobots create free bullets too? Cause they never seemed to reload or run out in the last few episodes.
  7. Hoss

    Community

    Damn, I thought this was the last season. hope they replace chevy with that guy who played him in the abedtv episode (and who's name I can't remember)
  8. Hoss

    Rename of the fat girl thread

    Might as well call it the thread Hoss never reads. Why the fuck are you whiney assed faggots complaining about the thread? if big girls aint your thing, skip it. I for one am glad the chubby chasers leave the PGT alone.
  9. Hoss

    Let's talk about sex redux

    Had a buddy who used to fuck a squirter. He said that she thought it was piss and was a little embarassed, but he'd had the faucet go off while he was going down, and the verified it's not piss. As for me, I used to fuck a girl who told me she was a squirter. I never saw any squirting, but...
  10. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    1 poop 5 min each? WTF. I take longer than 5 min even if it's a false alarm.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I Love when they add speed humps to busy streets that go through neighborhoods. I like to creep over them as slowly as I can and honk the horn the entire time. You know, just to let them know that their speed hump is making them safer. Because if there's one in a neighborhood, particularly a...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Don't lash out at me because you don't know what a test is, dipshit. I appreciate the stores (or cashiers) who use their own card when I tell them I don't have or want one of theirs. I don't follow. First off, it's a trike, so there's a good chance the dude has bad enough problems that he can't...
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    Revolution

    Lithose, you have put more thought into how it works than anyone actually associated with the show. Little bit of a spoiler, but you'll find out for sure in an episode or 2 that engines still need gas to run even with the lockets. That was very disappointing to me. Don't forget the first...
  14. Hoss

    Defiance (Syfy April 2013) TV Series and MMO

    I think I'm on episode 3. I love the white momma. Can't figure out where I've seen her before. i laughed when the mob boss was going off on how the human girl was disgusting because she insisted on bathing alone, and how his son had better bring her into line.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I used to work in a convenience store. We only had one cashier who ever tried to hard sell the donation box (and the give a penny take a penny box before that). He was pocketing the money from them. He was also pocketing the money from concession sales. So keep an eye on that chick, she's...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm gunna go with fuck you on this one. America is too classy to start handing out the monopoly money third world countries use. I do see your point, and I've even fucked up before by giving a stripper a 100 when I thought it was a 20. But still, it's not worth it. Gotta keep the money the...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    speaking of that one, cashiers who hand me my paper change and then try to drop the coins on top of it. Fuck you. Especially in the fucking drive in, where my hand is at an odd angle anyway, and if it drops, I have to embark on an expedition to find it. I always withdraw my hand after I get...
  18. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Wombat, no one seems to be addressing your question. Where are you meeting these girls? How old are you and how old are they? PS I always wanna fuck after a good fight.
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    Doctor Who

    don't know what exactly he said, but I thought clara read the Dr's name in that book when she was running from the burned zombie. It wasn't revealed to us, but it was to clara.
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    The Office

    Yeah, when he mentioned his 3 affairs, I was thinking i only remembered 2. But maybe my count is off because didn't he have 2 of them going at once?
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    Revolution

    Rachel is so fucking awesome. Early in the series, I figured she must have just turned into a momma bear because of the circumstances. But now I'm thinking it just comes too easy and she must have always been like that. I bet she made Ben wet his pants on a regular basis before the blackout.
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    Revolution

    He's supposed to be an alcoholic? Holy shit, not sure if bad acting or bad writing. Just because a guy spent some time drunk running away from memories doesn't make him an alchy.
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    Revolution

    the biggest problem with that scenario is, no matter how many times they say it, I just don't buy miles as a rambo billy bad ass type. Don't know what it is about him, but I don't buy it. If they had someone like van dam, segal, chuck norris, or jackie chan playing the role, I think it...
  24. Hoss

    Revolution

    This show is great. It's caused me to alter some of my prepping plans.
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    Psych

    I'm only like 3 episodes into the season, but I finally, for the first time ever saw a fucking pineapple.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I dont' remember what our mandatory art class was called, but we had to attend artsy shit too and write about it. For the dance one, I attended a karate tournament, and the instructor took it. I never was sure if they actually read those things.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who say not to cry over spilled milk. I spilled my milk last night and it cost me pussy cause my wife and I both got all pissy that we had to clean the shit up. If that aint worth crying over, then nothing is.
  28. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is where you messed up. Upon seeing that, you should have had sex with her and shoved your dick in her ass. When she started to complain .. THATS the time to bring up the texts. Then try to hold on till you but. It's a combination rodeo/dolphin maneuver. This. Don't be a pussy...
  29. Hoss

    Defiance (Syfy April 2013) TV Series and MMO

    Only seen the pilot so far. They had me hooked when they opened up with some johnny cash karaoke.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    No, bitches are the ones who won't go out with me. As for advice ashin, how old did you say yall are? Probably the best bet is to find her sometime when you're not making time with another chick. Tell her she's confusing you and you're only foolin around with other girls because she blew...
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    Continuum

    I barely remember most of X files, but I thought he was called the marlboro man. Maybe that's just what my family called him. What does CSM mean? Looks kinda like CSR, but something tells me Crack Smoking Retard is not what you were going for.
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    Vikings

    Maybe a stupid question, but is there only one kind of mind altering mushroom? Clearly Azeth has tried some and thinks he's an expert.
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    Parks and Rec

    If you're going to skip to season 3, I strongly suggest finding a montage of everything with Ron Swnason in the first 2 seasons. I don't remember anything in particular he did, but he's been awesome from the get go.
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    Revolution

    Well, remember that when they discovered this stuff, they were working on a way to make free energy for everyone. So maybe the amulet has nothing to do with the nanobots other than creating an energy source they can't suck up. They haven't told us how the amulets work yet have they? I think...
  35. Hoss

    Critically acclaimed shows of the last 20 years that you haven't watched

    LOL, Wife said pretty much the same thing. In the end, she liked both the books and the series. She thought the changes in the show were mostly good.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fucking drama queen. There's no way anyone sitting in the seat correctly could actually be caused physical harm by the seat in front of them moving back the 2 inches it's allowed to move. My guess is your daddy didn't hug you enough when you were a little girl.
  37. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    First: Making out Second: Copping a feel / petting Third: Under the clothes, or removing clothes Home Run: penetration of any of her orifaces with your penis. I was never clear if you had to nut. That would probably be like an almost inside the park homer where you got thrown out at...
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    Critically acclaimed shows of the last 20 years that you haven't watched

    Is Vikings fantasy enough? Did you catch Xena and Hercules? There was one the wife was watching for a while not too long ago. I think it was "The Legend of the Seeker". I never got into it, but it looked pretty decent. Looks like it was from 2008 and ran 2 seasons.
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    Revolution

    this weeks episode was pre-empted for me by people endlessly saying they don't have any further info on what happened in boston or who did it. Did it air earlier for some people? Looks like they're playing the same episode again for us next week, so I guess I'll be a week behind for the rest...
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    Critically acclaimed shows of the last 20 years that you haven't watched

    I'm in bad shape, so far there are only like 7 shows you guys have named that I DID watch (red dwarf, Dr Who, BSG, farscape, Seinfeld, Friends, and DS9). Funny thing is though, I have no desire to watch any of the ones I missed. If this thread has turned into a thread of suggestions that...