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Why do I hear pron music in my head? Please tell me you're a chick so this isn't weird.

Does that mean chicks are often bi-polar curious in college?

Those questions reminded me of some shit I had that I used over and over again when I was doing the dating sites. There were only a few i actually cared about (like piercings and arrests) The last ones were pretty much because I was tired of so many girls sending the same list of 100 fucking...

FMLA = Fuck My Life Asshole, right?

I hadn't heard that chicks consider it creepy. Where'd you get that? Sitting next to her doesn't preclude eye contact, it just makes it so eye contact isn't accidental. Maybe sitting across is best for a first date. Oh and I'm not talking about sitting next to her at a booth, I was...

Maybe he shoulda bought the bitch a $2000 purse first.

wizard, go hang out with her. Stay close to her (IE sit next to her at a table instead of across). Be nonchalant about it, but touch her whenever possible. Laugh at a joke, and touch her arm, while you're walking, put your hand on her waist to steer her clear of some obstacle. Things like...

Just realized I never even saw her sit on the throne. I must have been distracted by a squirrel at the last minute or something. So have any of the girls from this show posed nekkid yet? I bet we'd find some killer shit if someone hacked moogega's phone.

IMO, you should park outside of her house and call her every few minutes till the coast is clear and she invites you back in.

what rape? You mean the pre-game sex with the slave? I hardly think that counts as rape.

Celeste rode that pity train through the competition all the way to the end. Did anyone else think that one dude was high who was wearing the astronaught helmet and climbing the tree?

You got lucky she broke it off. She could have friend zoned you and started talking about her periods and what dudes she wanted to fuck when you met to see the latest chick flick.

if you're not making a final push to stick it in her by the 3rd date, you are friend zoned by default. Not saying you have to close the deal on that date, but if it's not obvious you're trying, your goose is cooked. how often are you seeing this girl?

Me and a lot of my white family say axe. I say it as a joke, not sure why they say it. Maybe they heard some fellow humans of the dark skinned persuasion saying it like that and picked it up to make fun of them too. And when people get upset about it, I switch to "riddle me this" for pretty...

did I mention that I lick my hands clean? Cause I meant to mention that.

The benefit of food safety laws is more along the lines of education. Without those laws, not everyone would realize how important certain practices are. Case in point, my wife used to work in a commercial kitchen, and cringes when I do things like handle raw meat without gloves on. She's...

Hey, does anyone know if you can see the episodes online? If you could see them a week early or something, that'd be awesome.

It's relevant because there's better than even odds, given where he grew up, that he hated the skins too.

Haven't seen it yet, but I'm hoping for something along the lines of xena/hercules.

then why isn't bayou billionaires any good? Whether they were winning or not, they still sucked. i would have broken my own legs rather than play for the skins.

Good choice. Cause Moo also needs sex every few days, and I wouldn't be afraid to fuck her like I would danielle. TBH, I think genevieve needs to brush her teeth. I know it's kinda weird, but it seems like there's a film on them or something and it bugs me.

What rustles my jimmies are people who think good memes should expire.

Wouldn't be so sure about that. Not exactly what you said, but don't forget bloomberg using his authority in NY to run stings on gun stores in other states. So there's no telling how he will choose to interpret a new law. http://www.nysun.com/new-york/gun-de...eration/38864/

I'd call that staged, not scripted. Obviously it's not just cameras following them around 24/7 because there's no drama on the show. I'd never heard about Phil's football greatness. I bet the real reason he chose hunting was because the NFL offer was from the redskins.

how ya figure its fake? I'm sure some stuff is staged, but fake? InB4: HEY, jack. First rule of reality TV. Its all fake.

Who says ted is going to marry her? Who says they're his kids? As has been pointed out, the kids would have had to been born by now to keep up with the original episodes.

Was there an episode this week? I seem to be missing one.

Wasn't that what he was going for?

Are you a chick? If so, you're legal tomorrow. Take some nudes and post them.

Thought crossed my mind. I was really tempted. Actually, at some point I'm pretty sure in one of my messages I told her I was calling the cops to retrieve my stolen property. Thing is, I think I left the receipt in the purse. Also, I think i had more to lose if the cop decided our...

Is that the same girl johnny, or your newest one? lol why? It's my money, I'll spend it how I like. You'd have a right to be pissed if I was on food stamps or some shit. 1. All told, I'd still say it was under 2 grand. There was some rounding in the initial estimate. 2. Not really into the...

Holy fuck that turned out to be a wall of text. Gunna spoiler it just because. Here's the story that someone told me to go ahead and post a few pages back.

I choose to believe they fucked the hell out of the girls, but the producers decided it wasn't fitting for the show and cut things to make it look like they ran away.

The place is basically Entertainment 720

jim makes too many jokes about becoming a douche. It's probably going to end with him not liking the person he was becoming.

I was over halfway into this episode before I remembered Kenzie had been swiped at the end of the last one.

Don't think I ever would. Don't ever plan on it. But I'm a realist, and I cannot honestly answer that question in the negative. I'm sure I'd feel like human garbage if I ever did.

If this was a thread about shady cunts who took you for a ride, I might have a story or 2. But none of them can be said to have broken my heart.

I'm absolutely not for this guy. But I am eagerly awaiting the coming movie, and I do kinda hope he escaped the burning cabin. On horseback would be even better. On a side note, out of you people who think he's a hero, which side did you come down on in the zimmerman / martin thing?

Heard that the guns he's using were all bought by fast and furious.