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The sex scene animations are going to be hilarious. I can't wait for the gifs.

But are you butthurt to find out she is not?

Italians who want to stay in shape do. Plus, I'm a Sicilian mongrel, so not a real Italian. It's brutal, though, I won't lie. I love me some bread, pasta, etc. It's only for a couple months at the most.

SJWs about non-existent complaints about Tracer in Overwatch: SJWs about finding out this chick in ME:A isn't gay:

Everquest, eh?

May as well turn it off, since there's no online features worth a shit.

I'm trying to drop a few lbs and going low carb. I made a couple batches of these in the sous vide and they were really, really good. Cracking the Starbucks Code: Easy Homemade Sous Vide Egg Bites | Anova Culinary I made the gouda/bacon ones and then I made a batch with pecorino romano in...

So Amiibo's give actual good gear? How do I spoof these things? My brother just bought some device that holds 200 Amiibos for 40 bucks. Is there a way I can do this without buying anything, if I have a jailbroken Wii U?

And now I have to jerk off at work...

What color is your wife's hair?

Ok, all jokes aside..."My face is tired"?. Was this written by illiterates? ESL students? It's not just bad, it's not how people speak English.

Uncharted 1 had better acting, facial animation, etc and it's ten years old.

So you don't care about animation, acting, dialogue and plot(in a narrative-driven game). Bruh, why even waste your money?

That's one tired facial expression(on meth).

I was going with "potato with wig", but your theory holds water as well.

No car and no license? Ok, now I actually believe you are dating an SJW.

Shit, cut out that last 10% and we have a GOTY candidate.

Word. The Simpson 4 player beat-em-up like the TMNT game.

Has the Bioware Montreal team actually seen real human beings before?

Probably jocking for a future position at Bioware. "Assistant author of alien diversity dialogue"

Kotaku having the only positive preview so far is very telling.

When they say "hit it and quit it", Jozu thought they meant to quit the job! Congrats, Jozu. That sounds like a fun exit.

I got your back or your front, whichever you need since you'll be blind. Wait...30 minutes? I'm too late.

Michael Jackson endorsed Pepsi and where is he now?

Pepsi is for fat people.

I've already seen like 20 gifs that I like for a new avatar. Wu Trans Clan hasn't done her full tour of duty yet.

Pepsi?! If I'm getting snacks from single mothers my friend fucked, that bitch best come correct with Coke.

Mass Effect sex scene.

Is this when she finally makes it to the toilet?

Anybody want 3 free months of Showtime on PSN? Here you go: N6PB-GENH-NN74

a_skeleton_03 is a drug dealer and they always use code words.

Ravven?

My baby mama is the first chick I ever dated with a kid. I wouldn't say I was never open to it, but it was definitely a turn off. I met her at a bbq at the beach and just really liked her and was willing to give it a shot. Her son was 3 at the time and I didn't even meet him until we had been...