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Sooo much nicer before the disgusting fake basketball tits and the "i gotta be a skeleton diet". I'm not sure that I could bang her (given the opportunity to) now. She is repulsive.

I like and have fucked feet to completion. Sucking toes, smelling them as long as they aren't dirty or over aromatic is good for me. Is that as crazy as it gets on this thread? Holy shit, I thought that a few of you were actual men. What the effing eff?

She looks every day of it.

Your name puts me to sleep. Then, I dream of falling down a staircase.

You forgot...

I didn't realize that jacking off counted in this thread. I have an experience involving self gratification. I was pretty young, 18-19, but way too old to know better. I was getting a haircut. The stylist, (female, before you sick fucks get the wrong picture), was kind of cute, smelled great...

In the Navy, travelled to The Phillipines, got together with a bar girl, (prostitute), spent lots of time with her whenever I was in port, stayed at her house overnight, hung out with her family, she came to spend time on base, fucked all the time, almost like a girlfriend, I'm pretty sure that...

Try adding a splash of soda and a squeeze of fresh orange juice. My absolute favorite drink. It doesn't have to be the above whiskey, but that is an excellent choice. I range from Jim Beam to Maker's Mark. Good thread idea.

You want to know what's rustling my jimmies? Do you? My fucking knickers are in a twist with the fucking title of this thread. Where is the damn apostrophe in "Whats"? What in the actual fuck...?