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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Rammstein, IIRC and Sabaton do this thru their promoters. Rammstein sells tix straight off their site specifically to limit the scalping, Sabaton uses a site called enterthevault and their tix are all like this too. I mean, I'm sure you can still buy them thru ticketmaster, but at least you...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you haven't had sex for 6 months and it's not your choice, move it along. It's not going to get better. That's the long and the short of it. I could type paragraphs about how and why and all that, but the end result is that it's not going to get better, so if you're not okay with that...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Good bands these days are all doing sales off their website and will call only..you bring in an ID that matches the name on the ticket and you get in. No physical ticket exists to sell. Still possible to game the system, but much more hassle than the current system. You would think bands would...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Dances awkwardly And nowadays, drinks wine. At a fucking table, I shit you not.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Yeah, I don't know if I'd bother with Tool anymore. The Maynard on the back unlit thing isn't new, but he's progressively becoming more and more of a jerkoff diva over the years. Expect him to waste a bunch of time drinking wine on stage and putting forth a bare bones setlist consisting of the...
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    Recommend Binge Worthy TV Shows Here

    It's been a long time since I watched it, but I believe Spartacus is a show you need to give 2 hours to. The pilot is trash, but by the time you get to the end of the second episode you should be hooked in.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's your ex for a reason. Don't forget it. Either you kicked her to the curb because she was trash, or she thought she could do better than you and found out she can't. No good can come of it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My thoughts may be biased, but they're fucking awesome. As one of the few who have been in this situation, theres nothing inherently wrong with it. Adults can make adult choices. You actually have the easy half of this...you're not cheating on anyone, so your conscience can be clear. It's not...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Keep banging 20 something's. There's no reason for a man to get married these days and lots of reasons not to. Don't forget that male heir isn't guaranteed. My wife asked after the 2nd girl if I wanted to try again for a boy. My reply? "And be stuck with 3 girls? Not a chance."
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    Vasectomy Inc

    So did mine. I couldn't figure out a way to ask why and how she ended up at a job looking at dicks all day without looling like a creep though.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Yeah, I was gonna say something in the other thread, but this is probably the better place for it. I seem to have had the opposite effect with orgasms...mine have become much more intense in effect and duration now. In 75+% of them, I have a second peak after the initial, and all of them last...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds to me like she's covering for something.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Planet 9 would be within our solar system.
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    Blood Bowl 2

    As much as I hate to be that old guy telling the fucking kids to get off my lawn, BB2 really fucked the community up hardcore. Every BB board now is infested with shitheads who really don't understand the game complaining about the wrong things and wanting things "fixed." With how shitty...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It depends on how much of your life is "yours." Can you cook for yourself? Have you figured out how to wash your clothes yet? Can you make a trip to the grocery store successfully? Are you capable of packing a lunch before work? Then what do women bring to your life? Sex. Obviously...
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    Blood Bowl 2

    Dode says stats from BB1 indicate the WE treant saves 1 cas per game. There was a dude in the BB league here that had a monster Rat Ogre who pissed everyone off with it. It's certainly hard to argue with after you see the results. In fact, my avatar came from my match with him. My only...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So she doesn't clean AND she's fucking you in the ass? Rough life, brah.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    It's never happening. If they wanted to make a record, they'd make a record. Instead, Maynard does his own shit, Danny plays at the baked potato every week, Adam draws shit and who the fuck knows what Justin is doing. I'm okay with it though, since the 2 worst concerts I have ever been to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh to work at a workplace where that's an option. At my work, if you can walk, you better be in. So archaic
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Good deal for you. 24 hours later was when the horror started for me. I had mine done on a Monday, and the doc told me it would be a few days, and I'd need a week off of work. I had concert tickets for Saturday, so I figured I'd be good. The pain was so bad by Thursday that I could barely...
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    Vasectomy Inc

    No bored alt here. Real deal.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Best of luck to you. Mine went fucking awful, and it took about a year to recover fully. Even then, I still get a twinge every couple of months that will make me take a knee.
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    Blood Bowl 2

    That's because you're not a goddamned heathen and you actually give a shit about the game.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    Fuck this place, I'm done. Not gonna deal with people getting fucking RRP'd for stupid shit and then having to deal with the fact that they can't post in threads while I'm running this fucking league. Adam and Sean can run their own fucking league if that's the shit they wanna pull. It...
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    Funkor, ZP, and Skie added to admin list for summer league and stunty. Check your PM's guys.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    He's 70%, it's fucking useless. If he was 50% he'd be worth a box slot. Realistically though, he should have fucking skilled up Loki. Last I checked, Loki is a norse god.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    I sorted out the summer league to have as balanced of divisions as possible in terms of ball handling vs bash. Division 2 is the only weak spot, with 3 agility teams, and that's counterbalanced by the strongest anti agility team out there, dwarves. I apologize to the couple of people who...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I had assumed that CoC was an inside joke right up until I saw the CoC Pekka, and then I knew it was an inside joke. I'm not using a fucking Cock Pecker in my team.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Well, red and green were back to back I think, so no. Well, whatever, burned 2 stones on metals and got my entire dark team to 60+, with Persephone at 80+, so not a complete waste.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Metal Dragons again instead of Sapphires? Jesus fuck, TrollHo.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    New Tourney will be starting as soon as Gav apps his team. I have an extra spot in Stunty if anyone's interested. You'll inherit Makkon's 4-1-4 record and play me this week.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    lol, faggot. I have an extra spot in Stunty to replace Makkon, who dropped due to forcing a baby out his asshole. Or so I'm told.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Gave you guys a draw earlier because it looked like you were trying, just didn't work out.
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    Owning and maintaining an inground pool.

    No resale issues here. I'm not leaving this house until I die. If it were up to me, I'd turn it into a bomb/tornado/fallout shelter, but the wife seems to think it's worth it. Or will be when she actually gets off her ass and done something with it. I am in complete disagreement and feel...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, I don't have the gods for that. Persephone and 4 RK's with a maxed Luci got me to 50k for Hera. But it will still be another great "oh shit" button to have around. Persephone actually in the 80's now, finished up some more pengdras last night.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    My Persephone is 73ish now, over the 2.2 mill XP mark. Planning on going Green/Dark Ceres for mine, toss her into the silly 50khp lucifer teams for the full heal.
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    Owning and maintaining an inground pool.

    Yeah, not trying to dogpile Mkopec here, but there's a big fucking difference between a 54 inch deep above ground $600 dollar pool and this motherfucker that the ducks are currently using as a vacation home because a liner is $6000. One of them is a minor investment that's pretty easy to...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I just don't want you to think that I'm pissed off about you posting in this thread and it turning into some kind of pissing match. I don't care what gear you get and what you talk about in here. If it's relevant to my interests, I'll discuss it with you, and if it's not, I won't.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    League has 13 in and it's set for a max of 16 right now. There's 18 apps via this poll, I know Waxed was late to the party, dunno who the other one was. 18 doesn't work, but 20 does if we get a couple extra. I will say this though, I made this tourney so that people with busier schedules...
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Well, when I was in germany, every time we turned on the hotel TV, it started on the Yule Log channel. So, I mean, that's not all bad.