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Ah the "euron = daario with LF's magic teleporter and is secretly a faceless man since he changes appearance and eye color and also secretly a white walker cus he leads men in raids from the other side of the world while he is also being a prisoner of the Yunkai" theory. almost as lolworthy...

Euron, not Victarion. What we know about next season: There will be a bran tree style flashback, either the Tourney at Harrenhal or just Young Ned/etc, won't expect it to be subtle like the books, basically it will confirm Jon's parentage Randyll Tarly and family are cast, ie shit in the...

just for you gavin.

what two things? X is one thing.

"Well i've seen you suck a cock for a bag of ranch doritos" "totally different. That was a cock. AND i love the ranch flavor"

Didn't see anyone else post anything but Season 3 is out for early viewing? no idea what that means but it's up on netflix

it's a terrible idea. just use spoiler tags.

The trident. book spoiler:

nah referring to this video:

lol more than 8 narratives at once? try 3, max. then it's nothing but "who's that guy? who is she again? what were they doing? what is this part about?"

had no idea who the fuck bruce jenner was since I don't watch shit reality television but ever since this thing happened I keep seeing clips of shows making fun of him from years ago referring to him as a woman or mistaking a woman as bruce jenner. like Family Guy almost a decade ago sure, but...

pardon the potential pussy shit but has the show made mention of anything about waking dragons from stone? I can't remember. I wanna say stannis tells davos about it but I can't find the clip.

Not really required to grow together. Especially considering that dragons live far longer than men and all the famous dragons had multiple riders that rode them over their long lives. Certain Valyrians have the trait to ride dragons, much like certain first men have the trait to warg. It is...

Book stannis is much closer to Davos than TV Stannis. In the books it's Stannis+Davos vs Mel+Selyse. He begrudgingly sides with Mel unless davos can give him an out, but in the TV show he's much more ambiguous, because Selyse wasn't even a character until later on.

Yeah it's probably jaime and most assume it's the hound, but I think that's kind of a red herring. I apologize for the astro level theory here but: Know who else wear's dark armor, has a disfigured face (and was ugly before that, depending on your interpretation of "face of a hound"), But...

The internet is the repository of all human knowledge and wisdom. The internet is also the suppository of all human stupidity. and cats. lots and lots of cats.

go back to looking for bigfoot astro you are better at that than got speculation.

oh that explains a bit. That was some stupid pussy shit in the other thread though. Some dude had heard/seen the R+L=J thing and just assumed R meant Robert and then built a theory around it. Clearly not a book reader, but had spoiled himself just enough to fuck up the other thread.

was flying for 9 hours yesterday so i missed a lot. Did everyone in this thread go full retard, or was there some mod action moving posts from the no spoiler thread to here? Cus goddamn were there a lot of posts about dumb ass non-theories which are completely contradicted in both the tv...

what kind of pussy shit is this?

Thats part of the problem. Maybe its expectations on my part. I thought this was a comedy about a start up in Silicon valley. I expected the show to progress past the 3 dudes in a garage stage. But it seems like its going more sitcom with both the "clusterfuck of the week" and the "magicfix...

Never played this but since its free, on steam, and the guy doing cf combat apparently worked on this / references it i figured I'd give it a shot. Anyone play this? What do i need to know? Anyway to fuck up a character? Or just do whatever doesn't matter?

Thats viable reason maybe, but More like you failed to read any of the books or watch the tv show? That is clearly a question for the other thread. But i spoil it for you since you don't watch the show or read the books. He went to save the nights watch from the wildling army, but really he...

Lol. Thought the lord of light liked it bloody

Yeah you are terrible but you aren't astro level bad. A lot of bad posters who haven't read the books might say this.

it ends winter? at least temporarily? enough for them to march? you realize they are basically snowed in right? with no fucking food? they can't do anything. they are all about to freeze and starve to death. you can't really be this dense, can you?

sail? he didn't have food to march back to the wall much less WF. yeah maybe he could of abandoned his entire army to die in the cold, made it back to east watch, and then died later cold and alone when the throne executes him for treason. His choice was either die or fire god magic.

no he isn't the head of the insurgency. Barristan thinks he is but barristan isn't paid to think.

Read my edit (was catching a cab and had to post before losing wifi). You can read grrms original plan before he decided to fluff it up. It makes even less sense for the two schemers with this master plan to talk in secret about this viserys/dany plan when all their eggs were in some aegon...

Well we already know what jorah does since the screens leaked while filming and we discussed it to death nearly a year ago. You guys speculate on the dumbest shit btw. Just catching up on wifi traveling. Few points: Syrio is dead, ssm Cold hands is a wight, not a white walker Faegon is...

yeah, he's dead. Is there confusion on this? both tv and books he's dead. didn't realize this was a point of contention.

Man wouldn't it have been super futile if nk grabbed a wildling that was still alive, turned him into a white walker before their very eyes, then cast mass raise dead? Like just an extra fu resistance is futile abandon all hope sort of moment.

have to admit I wasn't too impressed with that episode. maybe because i watched it after amazeballs GoT episode, but it seemed like the weakest episode of the show so far.

not sure if this is considered pussy shit or not and I apologize in advance if so, but for some reason show only people don't understand this even though the show has explained it several times. Not just you, people who are paid to write reviews for respectable news organizations fuck this up...

a possibility but of all the reasons, it seems the least likely. It depends on which particular fan theory you subscribe to but: The Night King is the great other, or at least the physical embodiment of him, and Jon is Azor Ahai; or The last time the Night King saw a man wielding a...

ok so interesting stuff/things i noticed from that episode other than the obvious awesomeness. the insurance man in braavos, the one who refused to insure the ship captain, ya know the guy who arya is going to kill. the captain wanted to sail through the ruins of Valyria then into slaver's...

The show is very different from the books in this regard. I'd tell you to scroll back to last season's posts where I explained the differences but you probably wouldn't bother. You might wanna just go back and watch the entire last season that you missed. Tyrion said that and he believes...

transformers.

ya my votes aren't counting any more, from japan.

you're down almost 1k votes, may need more tata's