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They didn't address it. The season ended with HC as geralt. It looked like they were going to kill him for a couple episodes, but then he took some performance enhancing drugs and got better.

Wife is a newly minted yoga instructor. She's 50 now, she started yoga late in life and it's making amazing improvements. Last week she sends me this pic because she's finally recognized the link between sex and yoga or something? I dunno, bitches be crazy sometimes. I read the kama sutra...

Wait, you know her because you worked on the Endor set of RoTJ, or just because you watched RoTJ and had an ewok plush?

Well you're still doing better than me because I also don't know who the dude in the hat is. So now I have chaka kahn blank rock q. Thing is, I'm pretty sure shaka khan is a band not a song, so I don't even know what song you're talking about. Before you said it was a song, I was assuming the...

Where do you do that? I didn't know you could do it from a website now.

Nobody said fucking a crazy bitch was cheap. But it's worth it.

I don't know how many times I have to say it. Stick your dick in crazy every chance you get. Just don't give crazy your real name or address. She may steal my shit but it will only be what I brought with me.

No. Those kids cannot pass for 30 year olds. The 2 on the left might pass for adults, but the kids on the right?

Jennifer Anniston looks like she wanted to fuck the camera. Everyone else is smiling, she smoldering.

What if she's looking for a date to the funeral and is hoping for a quick engagement cause she aint about that single life?

supply and demand, bro. Everyone wants those electronic copies so the price of electrons goes up. No one wants the paper copies so they have to drop the price of the paper.

You think that says sheep? It clearly says shoop and she added tails to the o's to make them look like sperm. Shoop is a reference to you. She's trying to tell him that you are her real father. I bet your hair looks like that too.

Good point. I wonder if jitterbug makes pill bottles. Brahma can tell us.

Next time, fiddle with THEIR dick.

But is it large print? Oh, excuse me I SAID, DOES IT HAVE LARGE PRINT?

I think getting old means you need larger ones with giant writing with multiple containers per day.

First off, Google Translate says the direct translation is bailiff. Second, lol but that's kinda cool. And third, this is terrible advice. This guy is not a lawyer so you definitely shouldn't take his advice in any legal matter. Do the opposite of what he says punko. Don't be a bitch ass...

Someone was trying to send you a message. Sounds like you didn't get it, I'll try again.

How bad could a shirt be? Where did this happen?

I get paid to check out those alien worlds and I discovered that my perspective is already correct. Any changes would be for the worse.

Only people who go on vacation are people who hate where they live. My house / town is fucking awesome. No desire to ever leave it unless I'm being paid.

Yeah. rich enough to take a 15 day all expenses paid vacation in a swiss jail. Can YOU afford that?

swiss francs are work more than us dollars. He aint in estonia.

Still 50 in a 20. Around here only active school zones are that slow.

I was going to point out that it's switzerland so it's probably kph. But that makes it even worse. I think the fine is because he doesn't know how to spell switzerland.

Do they do fines based on your income? I'd probably take the jail time.

Oh and there's also always a chance that the demicans pull some kind of dirty trick to keep him off the ballot. If he's not on the primary ballots I only give him a 50/50 chance of winning on the write in vote.

I get my political news from memes when it's not election season. Shit brings you down and makes you bitter if you follow it all the time. The reason izo started this thread for me was because I was asking if there was anyplace we were talking about it that wasn't the politics thread.

I'm not even sure he's announced yet. But yes, if he's in it when the primaries start, I think he will win.

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This might be fun to keep track of as the acquittals / dismissals come rolling in. Does Politico have enough integrity to keep that page updated after Trump gets re-elected?

So what's this latest one about? The memes tell me it's for ripping the tag off of a mattress.

My wife does this too, except that the character sheets are separate. She has a different book for each character where she takes notes. She played this shit in the 90's. I probably mentioned it before, but she played with a guy who used to play with Gary Gygax. So she's 2 degrees of...

wtf is a foamer? I don't know a lot about trains, I only worked on one once. But I know they are beholding to schedulers that are akin to area Air Traffic Controllers. Those guys are responsible for making sure the track ahead of you is clear, and if it's not (or not going to be) they'll hold...

If you're printing them, I think you need to put "old school" in quotes. That's what I do too, but back in the real old school hardly anyone had printers. My wife puts her sheets in to plastic and writes on them with dry erase markers so they don't have to be reprinted every time. That's...

Then do it. I want to hear Elvis singing wrecking ball, and Johnny Cash singing that don't impress me much. Oh and lets get Willie Nelson singing shaking hands. Although, he's still alive so he might actually do that if he was asked nicely.

Yeah she was basically a hot potato being passed around the circle. The dude holding her when the music stopped (she got caught) had to keep her.

Anybody else seeing these AI covers? Some of them are pretty damn good. They're taking shit songs and actually making them worth listening too. I want to know who's making them so I can make some requests. Elvis singing Baby got back Elvis singing Apple Bottom Jeans Or how about Toto...

First episode of the latest season of Black Mirror was Joan is Awful. It's like that episode was written with all this in mind.

To tag on to this, my favorite thing is to get them to say they're looking for dave. No, my name's jason. Oh right on man. Are you looking for dave? Yes i'm looking for dave Dave's not here man. It's like doing a line of coke. Got a couple pajeets really riled up today. It was a good day.