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  1. BrutulTM

    So My Wife Died...

    Serioiusly? Suicide by cancer? Cancer sucks but insurance companies are almost as bad. Fuck those fucking vampires. My Mom said she completely lost it in the office when she picked up my Dad's life insurance check. Said it felt like she had traded him for that money or something. She...
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    lol@someone who doesn't watch football but can't stop talking about it.
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    Home Improvement

    It was the 70's man...
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    There were running quarterbacks before (Steve Young was another one) but not the RPO. That was what was new. It's not like Kaep invented it, but he was very well suited for it and happened to enter the league in the short window between when offenses started to use it and when defenses...
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    It wasn't that no one had seen it, but it was brand new between RG3, Russell Wilson, Kaep, and to a lesser extent Cam Newton. The RPO and all that. Defenses were like "WTF THE QB IS RUNNING AND HE'S FUCKING FAST". It took them about a year to figure out how to defend it and Kaep sucked...
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Maybe, but he's not like Kaepernick where he was doing something that nobody's ever seen before. All Kyle wants Purdy to do is read the field quickly and get the ball to the open man from the pocket. Not really something you're going to find some novel defense against.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Hot take. If Purdy hadn't shown up Lance might be starting for SF this season.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Yeah $34m is a pretty good consolation prize. Both 49ers kickers are hurt and the punter just missed an extra point. Maybe they should give Lance's money to Robbie Gould.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    It's not just the injuries but also the appearance of Brock Purdy. Nobody really could have predicted them getting a guy that was ready to play on day one from the bottom of the draft. No matter what Lance is, a guy that can play at a high level that doesn't need time to develop and is even...
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I'll be rooting for him. The failure in SF wasn't really his fault or that of the 49ers. It was just a lot of odd things that happened. That's not to say that he wouldn't have been a bust, it's totally possible that he could have been, but he never really got a chance because of many wacky...
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    Home Improvement

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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    With their track record for QB health I don't know why they wouldn't keep 3 QBs. In any case not having him practice doesn't really make sense.
  13. BrutulTM

    Car ?'s

    When the starter went out on my girlfriend's Honda CRV they had to take the front bumper and the grill off to replace it. Wound up being like $650 in labor for a damn starter. My regular mechanic is a skinny little guy with noodle-like arms and he can replace headlight bulbs in several types...
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Colts: What's wrong? Don't you believe in yourself?
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    Home Improvement

    $3500 isn't bad, but $7500 is what I was reacting to. That's a hell of a lot for a couple of hours work even with a well truck. Grundfos pumps are crazy expensive. They're supposed to be top of the line but I've had two die after about 5 years. The ones on our solar wells are pretty crazy...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    In Soviet Russia, moon crashes into you!
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    You can move with the starlink I'm pretty sure. The only factor would be if your current location has a longer waiting list than where you're moving to. If your current address and the location you're moving to are the same general area I don't think it would matter. They start billing you...
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    Home Improvement

    Sheesh. I wouldn't hire that guy. $7500 to pull a 150 foot well and replace the pump? Around here I would expect to pay $7-800 over the cost of the equipment and that's with them driving an hour to get to me. I don't pull wells myself if they're over about 60 feet deep but I would if it...
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    It's long enough to get arrested. My sister had one while driving once and hit the front of a store. The cop had her handcuffed and down to the police station for a DUI before she got it together enough to explain what happened.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    How could you Sandra Bullock?
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Not only vanilla, but they're trying to put certain guys in certain situations more than they're trying to win the game.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    If you want to torture yourself go ahead but it means nothing.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Oh none of the starters played and they didn't look good you say? Preseason means nothing, especially if your coach doesn't like preseason.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I know, but it looks exactly like a sports bra.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Why is he wearing his bra on the outside of his shirt?
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    Hot Ones

    I think it was Bill Burr who said from the beginning that he was going to eat the whole wing and followed through on it. I totally respect that. 10 birds gave up their wings for this gag. Throwing them in the trash with a tiny nibble on each one is just wrong.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's becoming clear why some people here spend so much time on the internet...
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    Job Hunting

    And FedEx sucks in comparison. You can tell it by the way they move. The UPS driver pulls up at 2 PM, ambles out with your package, smiles, and maybe shoots the breeze for a few minutes. The FedEx guy always looks stressed, runs to get the package and leave it on the deck, and then jumps...
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    Justified: City Primeval

    FWIW, this wasn't actually a Raylan story. Those were all used up by the series. City Primeval was a different detective story by Elmore Leonard which they wrote Raylan into.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Not really the same thing but since I go around listening to podcasts all day I've noticed when a podcast has a rerun I can always remember what I was doing the first time I heard the podcast and as I listen to it I can remember being in the tractor stacking bales or whatever I was doing the...
  31. BrutulTM

    Let's build some pools!

    Ah well if they're turd chasers they're probably used to it.
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    Let's build some pools!

    Does the guy who goes face-first into the mud hole get hazard pay?
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    If you woke up naked in a tent covered in vaseline and the person you went camping with was gone, would you tell anyone?
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Don't forget all of these machines would have to work for hundreds or thousands of years without being able to get spare parts or materials for repairs beyond what can be taken with them. We've never built anything remotely like that.
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    Household Major Appliances

    One beef I do have with my Samsung dryer is that it will give a time at the beginning, but then if they clothes aren't dry at the end of that time (and they usually aren't) it just keeps adding time until they are dry. This isn't a problem most of the time but there's been a few days where I...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    The finest Covid is aged 19 years in a cave in France. Covid-19. By law it can only be produced in the Covid valley in western Brittany.
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    So My Wife Died...

    Puppies and kids understand each other. An adult dog who wasn't raised around kids might have been overwhelmed but everything is play to a puppy, just like a little kid.
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    Home Improvement

    Some people think the plastic will poison them with pthalates or something.
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    Household Major Appliances

    I have to say that my Samsung washer and dryer are pretty great. I've had them for around 10 years without a glitch and my brother has a set that are at least 5 years older than that. Not to discount others experiences but just adding my story. I've have a lot of trouble with appliances...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    It's going to be very disappointing if this all just goes dark again and there's no closure on this giant cock tease.