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It's starting to really irritate me that people post a picture of 2 people together as think it's proof that they're in cahoots on everything. I laughed it off when it was trump, clitton, and epstien. The last one was bono with someone. As if celebs don't constantly have their picture taken...

Just because you use your mouth to jack off other dudes doesn't mean that's the normal method.

UPS, FedEx, and USPS tracking. No mention on any of them where the package is going or where it came from. Do these cock suckers have any idea how many fucking packages I have in transit when I go on a buying spree? Those emails they send are worthless. On a related note, I just ordered a...

It was through the same portal God uses to watch you jerk off.

Cheer up. It was probably only bedbugs.

This is what happens when parents are afraid to spank their children. They raise little assholes! Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Pretty shitty movie. I got up to piss at one point and almost didn't restart it. But that was the part where catwoman was going into the club and it looked like it was about to get good. However, I liked pattinson as batman. It's not his fault the story was so predictable. The problem is...

Listen here punk. I was in the first generation of people to actually use a goddamn computer. I took programming in high school and after about a month the teacher was coming to me for answers. Other students inevitably started skipping her and came directly to me and she politely asked me to...

Tell them you have a weird painless knot that shows up when you're fully erect. Good move telling all the girls at work that you're gay. They obviously think of you as their gay best friend.

Well once you know that, you can play her. Oh no missus. Please don't throw me in that briar patch!

I'm not sure which side you're taking in the argument.

That's a good point. It might be better to call him ultra lucky boy.

She's not pretty enough to get that kind of leniency. I guess she's just the judge's type. I wonder if he commonly wants to see the crack whores who run through his court in his chambers.

That joke always tickles me. Not unlike the doctor's sausage fingers. I was turning around to punch him in the face when he finished. He was like "OK That all looks fine" and was scooting back to the other side of the room. I'll tell you what though, I kinda wish there had been a camera on...

I got a prostate exam when i was like 25. No lie. I had a new doctor the next year, but the next few doctors when it was time for an annual I made sure they weren't going to do a prostate exam and told them about my first one. They thumbed through my records and couldn't figure out why he did...

Just be glad the M isn't "music" yet. Lets just have a whole new woke meaning for steam, then stem can go back to what it always was. social justice, transwhateverism, equity, arts, music

we could care less about your grammer nazi bullshit.

Quick question. Are you absolutely sure that you're not dead? Maybe he knows something you don't.