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Why would you say that? Are mixed and albino are mutually exclusive?

She is an albino American Inventor though, right? Lookit those freckles, that hair, that wide nose sucking up all the white man's oxygen.

I don't get the dolphin memes lately. Can someone explain? Some examples.

Looked to me more like Sarah had a case of civilization fever.

If they do have them then they're "Legal as far as I know's"?

I have dreams sometimes where I can fly and can't come back to the ground. I try to make it positive but I'm afraid to go outside. But those don't tickle my pickle. The last dream to do that was one where I had a huge house with a room for everything. Xbox room. Playstation room. Movie...

How much does a live in maid cost?

https://amazondating.co/ This made me worf. Check out the reviews on each one.

Did he beat that motherfucker's eyebrow all across his face?

I'm working on her.

I was rustled that someone was rustled by titty drops. Get on my level potatoe.

Me too but it doesn't work as well when I'm doing it to myself. I like when my wife tweezes my hairs. The ear hair is the best but the occasional nose hair is always a treat.

Boiled feed corn? Do you let it go sour? I used to use sour mash and it would attract catfish and carp and baitfish. The baitfish naturally attracted everything else eventually. When I was a kid we fished for carp but never to eat. Supposedly a chinese restaurant would buy them but we...

I just taught my wife to do a titty drop. She likes to flash me, so I have her drop em then bounce them back and forth a little.

Do you think that she thinks her eyebrows look .... normal? Like, does she look in the mirror and say "yes, that's what a normal human set of eyebrows look like" or is she going for the fuzzy caterpillars? I sincerely think the mexican girls aren't going for normal. But this?

Clearly you don't remove your pants and piss outside like a normal man. Lean into it. Take a handful of water and splash it on your knee and tell people your dick dribbled a little.

This was known before these guys came along. Did you just start watching football last year?

I just got a call from technical support because my computer had a virus. His name was dave, I told him my name was sandeep. Long story short, the scam was to get you to go to a website and download some malware. After he told me the website he asked me what I saw. "Naked Ladies. " "What...