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  1. TJT

    Home buying thread

    How can that possibly be legal?
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Getting Chris Rock onboard to say it was staged for a huge premium fee is the best way to get this under the rug and out of sight.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Brutul with an industrial grade deep fryer in his fucking kitchen.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    :emoji_joy: Don't worry about the stressing fren. You can get boned in other ways though. Fed consultants often get stuck in a situation where you have to sit on your hands (getting paid) while the Fed unfucks their project management. That is not uncommon at all. One guy I knew got brought on...
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    That Dirty Black Bag

    I really want to like this. I do. But it's awful and I'm done. It has great cinematic qualities of a Western but all of the characters are shitbags and it doesn't really make sense. The Sheriff is legitimately an outlaw parading as a sheriff. Okay fine, I guess? The bounty hunter is also insane...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Parrying is hard to learn but so so satisfying once you do. Buckler Parry is so much more forgiving.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The dreaded precision jump on the fucking horse is almost always guaranteed death m8.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Dude you can totally kill tree sentinel. Get on your horse and be a little bitch. Bait him into attacks then give him a swipe then run away. Rinse repeat.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    In all souls games I've died to panicking while going through my item inventory more than any other thing.
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    Star Trek: Picard

    Okay the history of that song is absolutely epic. It wasn't just some random punk song they used for the movie the actor of punk guy there was a producer on the show and he and some bros in the sound department just wrote that shit off the cuff. Then recorded it in the hallway of the sound...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I've worked in big corporate, consulting, and smaller sorta-startup companies. IMO consulting has been pretty easy as you're usually in and out. If they waste time not giving you clear things to build out its just wasting their money and good for you. This leads clients of consultant firms to...
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    WTF Story Thread?

    That doesn't look very survivable.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Its seriously this.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    It's been said before. But more than dogs its that even base enemies, such as dogs, all do double feints and move cancellations and all kinds of other shit that make them way more annoying than in other souls games. Nothing makes me rage more than seeing a faggot gremlin dodge just a hair out...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Lol, that crazy double feint by a dog at 1:33.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Did you use pickled silver foot?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    cool build.
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    Job Hunting

    In Tech World HR doesn't do the recruiting. There's recruiting/talent acquisition who does all of that. HR doesn't get to naysay anything. Recruiting does.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I like that enemy. The one that can do lightning attacks can eat shit though.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Your first day logging into EQ, at least it was for me. You're a human in Freeport with nothing but a rusty club, a cloth shirt, and a note to find your guildmaster (whoever the fuck that is). It's raining and dark and you also can't see shit. Go try and talk to a guard but hit 'a' before...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Have you tried gitting gud?
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    Hogwarts Legacy

    IDK, it was a memorable game of the PS2 era. It's worth playing through. Lots of novelty in design for the time.
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    Hogwarts Legacy

    Bully was a great game.
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    From

    They even mention this oversight in the first episode. You have children? Nail the windows shut. F that, board those windows shut for good lol.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Well see since I've been doing all my work on Mac for the past several years all you gotta look for is the Edit tab flash in the top left and you know it works. IDK man tech work on Mac is so pleasant most of the time. I'd be hard pressed to code on something else these days.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I will never use a bow in any RPG. I can't do it.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Also this is an awesome weapon. Can't remember where I found it though.
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    Job Hunting

    What price did it run you if you don't mine me asking?
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I haven't been able to play in like 5 days so I am hoping to jump on tonight after work.
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    From

    Asian Cop said that nobody knows where the food comes from. It just appears.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Its bullshit there's not a buckler parry ashes.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yes props to Lend for setting me on the right path about it. It's a frankenstein mishmash of bullshit but you learn to enjoy its quirks.
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    Job Hunting

    This is why I do a handful of interviews every year.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    How do you even use Square Off?
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    Job Hunting

    Got a strange call today. Did an interview for a job awhile ago that sounded cool. Got an offer but when they told me that I'd have to be in the office 2-3x/week I noped out on it. They called me today and asked me why I wasn't in the office for my first day? I was all... uhhhhhh wuuut? I...
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    Job Hunting

    I just buy a template every few years from something like https://www.fiverr.com/gigs/cv-template and fill it out. I've never used a service but you want to quantify stuff as much as you can. Things like "I saved the company $Xk in costs or generated $Yk in revenue are things that always stick...