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No. The secret is not to hide some of the blood in my dick. Assuming that's what you're getting at. Does that even work?

Great episode but mando shoulda left his damn helmet on. Motherfucker looked like the guy who mows my yard. I can't imagine a worse mustache on a hero.

Syncs up how? It's a song about boba fett but doesn't match up with the fight scene at all.

Just watched that scene. Unless it was during the breakdance back spin I didn't really see it. But there were lots of closeups of feet and the hair was covering the face a lot too. I'm 100% positive I've seen parodies where they had a dude with a big mustache dancing as a girl. This is...

I don't remember watching flashdance. I think all I've ever seen of it was the part where the girl sat in the chair and had water dumped on her. That was a girl wasn't it? Also guys and girls who dance do tend to move alike. So in a dance it's easy to believe.

I never knew greedo was a woman before that. But now that i do ... I'd fuck her. Not because she's especially pretty but because she was in star wars. But seriously, I don't recall seeing a full body shot of greedo. I think we just saw her sit down and threaten solo. Kinda hard to pick up...

One of the boba fett actors was a woman. The scene when Vader surprises them at dinner. Apparently the main guy wasn't available when they decided to add that scene so they put a girl into the armor. You can tell it's a woman by how she stands. Once you know that you cannot unsee it...

This is basically was SWTOR was to me. Except no explicit mention of beskar armor.

I like to meditate before they take the BP and they go WTF! because it's so low. I learned a technique back in college when I was doing a research paper.

In the books he had killed the sarlacc. But that's all part of the legends universe now so we don't know the current story. In legends he escaped with (and because of) his armor. So something clearly changed. Mayfeld used to run with mando and recruited him for the prison break specifically...

I was the only one shocked they blew up the razor crest? I was expecting the rest of the season to be a cat and mouse game with that tracker. Then after the fight I was thinking, OK lets see how bad it really it, I'm sure it can be patched up again. The boba shit was epic. When I saw his...

At least it looks like that girl shaves her pits. Sure, there's some 5 o clock shadow now. That tells me she normally shaves them and just didn't this weekend. That's part of what conjured up the smell in my mind. When you're not taking care of small hygiene things like that, what else are...

I can smell that picture.

You mean the line I quoted in my initial response. I'm not sure how you're confused. Oh wait you're a liar you weren't confused at all. You were just flailing around trying to find a way to win. Nice cop out seeing as how literally everything you say is a throw away line.

But he is wrong because that's not what he said. He said no one would watch it if it didn't have the star wars name. He didn't say that being part of star wars just made it better, that no one would watch it otherwise. I do think it would be this popular because mandalorians were...

To prove to you that you don't need a heavy dose of pre-existing lore to build a good world. Because that's what you claimed. Oh really? That's exactly what we're talking about. RL pic of arasayer and his son

But you know what is mutually exclusive? "Highly Rated" and "Nobody Watching" It's like "Araysar" and "Honest" What does the pre-existing lore bring to the table when I didn't consume any of it? The shows in The Witcher stand on their own. Are you saying the existence of it is what...

You're so edgy bro. I bet you don't need a razor to shave. KUWTK was garbage that aired for 15 years and somehow that means no one watched it? I don't even know wtf KUWTK is. Just laughing at your interpretation of the facts as you laid them out. To me the witcher is nothing but a series...

Maybe it was half of her cookie and we need to ask if some other dude got the other half.

Oh wow so shocking. I never expected you to call netflix's highest rated show ever garbage. Whether it's garbage or not doesn't matter. You claimed no one would watch this if it wasn't star wars. The Witcher proves you wrong.

It's about equal with The Witcher in every important way other than linear story telling and I think 1 or 3 people watched that. Looks like you're wrong again.

Must have been one of the side stories that never tied back into anything in the book. Like the one with the gender fluid pirate. I don't think she ever came up again.

I just got caught up because I've been travelling. Who is Cobb Vanth? Is that one of Boba's aliases? I know I've heard the name before but can't remember where. Maybe it was just in this thread.

Fuck dude, try to stop being a moron. Who is this 'they' you're talking about? There's no omniscient narrator in star wars. Anytime you heard that it was the opinion of the character saying it. Do you need a list of all the characters we already know survived order 66? There's at least 10...

Don't let the doorknob hit ya on the way out buddy

So I'm getting pumped for this new Christmas special. Has anyone seen it yet? how long is it? I'm going to wait till Christmas eve. I noticed in the trailer they're doing time travel.

Is it my imagination or has Romo upped the game of other announcers? I've been noticing a lot more this year that announcers not named romo are finally giving us details like what the team should run, what coverage the defense is in and what it means, etc. There was a little bit in the past...

If you follow caps example you fnd sacred cows. Then rape them. I think he's the most deserving asshat in the history of the prestigious award.

have you tried blowing on it?

What the fuck? You already posted this and the celebrations were ramping up. I'm not sure we can do it again.

In my defense, I did say mods.

It's not working. Mods can do it but they have to follow the law. Citizens are allowed to run around capping as many motherfuckers that we have bullets for.

Sheeeit I been trolling those waters since I was 16. I was always a little scared of meeting kids but I never shied away from single moms. Proven performers as far as I'm concerned. Only reason I was worried about the kids was because I was afraid of getting one with a bad attitude who decided...

That's why I said most. Xeq is the only one still here. At least it would be a step away from always going to political posters. This time he at least gets an asterisk.

I was going to vote tomorrow but now I'm afraid folder will read that last post and use his massive wealth to ban me from here instead of the more logical choice of luringdick. @Caepan because teeks didnt come close. If he follows in the footsteps of most previous asshats and asshats off into...

If the threadban item was working I was planning to threadban him anyway.

Motherfucker is this why you lost? Because you didnt count all the votes for luringdirk? I thought those vote counts seemed suspicious.

Missed the end of the game because I'm in a shithole country. They cut away for there regularly scheduled televized yoga class. Luckily there were pretty girls and it really turns me on when I don't know what a bitch is saying.

COWBOYS NATION CHECKING IN Superbowl bound baby AND a top 10 draft pick, that's what we're going for this year. Or does the superbowl winner always automatically get the last pick no matter the record? I forget.