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Great, Hoofshots, ho! Make sure Tuco is moderator of new place.

Trolling.

Yeah, that"s why people live there. And also why everything they own is destroyed. Look, there"s a lot of shit that you can live with when you buy a house, there"s a lot of suboptimal things that can be overlooked. But mass flooding, especially in a coastal area where the sea level is...

I was laying in bed (nap time, not sexy time) with mine a couple years after we got married. I rolled over and accidentally elbowed her pretty much square in the eye. I apologized, we laughed, and she said "That"s okay, if anyone at work asks, I"ll just tell them I wasn"t listening again."

Good thing I care about your opinion then, huh?

Don"t listen to these fuckbag 20 somethings who are still playing "the game" with women and have never had an actual relationship. From what you just posted, it"s quite clear you"ve moved on from that into the actual real world where people you met in their 30"s had a life before you showed up...

Oh for fuck"s sake. Are you guys for real? We"ve got Lyrical in here every day bitching about how everyone he hires is a fucking imbecile and you"ve fucking joined him on more than one occasion Eomer, don"t fucking lie. And aside from that there"s mountains of fucking data that shows that if...

That might hurt coming from anyone other than you.

Yeah, happened once, pretty early on in our relationship. She was on top and I was just soaked. No idea how we managed to make it work, and we haven"t been able to reproduce it together since (in the last 10 years). She did however come up to me last year when I got home from work and said...

FYI -- First of all, your electrician friends don"t pull down more than my household income, I guarantee it, and it"s not because of me. I"m leaving it at that because I"m not some prick like Lyrical that needs to come here and brag about it. Second of all, I work labor too, and I don"t look...

You"re retarded. The guy"s not knocking holes in your fucking walls to check on the gauge of wire used in your basement. He"s not pulling up your fucking carpet to see if the floor structure is damaged. He"s checking for leaks under your sink and seeing if your fucking light switches work. Do...

Well, not really. Tim Taylor was incompetent. Most of the people you have actually doing the work around your house (including the people who built it) are not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, that"s why they"re doing labor for a living in the first place. It used to be that you had to go...

Alot of that shit is obvious. Code violations should stick out like a sore thumb, since building permits are required for pretty much everything you do on your house. If it"s not done properly, it probably looks like shit. Drainage and grade are hand in hand. Wet basement? Hey, it"s not draining...

Meh, I walked around with my inspector and determined it is 100% bullshit. These guys aren"t gonna find anything that you can"t find with a checklist and an hour or 2. It seriously is as easy as "Turn on water. Hot water come out? Y/N Drain leaking? Y/N Light switch work? Y/N" If you...

You don"t really have a recourse anyway, so it"s not a big deal. You know what you"re buying, and as soon as they hand you the keys, it"s your fucking problem from then on out anyway. What are you gonna do, back out because you need a couple hundred in repairs somewhere? No, of course not. So...

No, YOU"LL be packing the moving van. I don"t envy you. I moved everything in my house myself, 100% except for the bed. Everything else, I hauled down 3 flights of stairs, and into my pickup, and then over to the new house and then either up or downstairs as necessary (split entry). Buy...

No,you"vetaken the viewpoint that you don"t want to discuss politics in business and finance. Other people know they"re related and it"s not easy to discuss one without the other. No one else here cries about it, just you. And I didn"t get infracted for it. I was told to stop hurting your...

I think it"s just a good lesson in Facebook, honestly. Have shit on your facebook that you don"t want the world to see? Have questionable facebook "Friends?" Well, expect the unexpected then.

Truth fucking hurts, doesn"t it? You"re absolutely no better than any of the guys you hire who feel they don"t need to come in to work except when they want to. Go ahead and justify it. Try. I fucking dare you.

Hey, I"m not talking about politics. I"m talking about tax evasion. You"re the one that brought up politics. I think it"s fairly obvious that what you"re doing is unethical at best, and illegal at worst. That doesn"t have fuck all to do with politics, but nice try. And you wonder why...

What are you making this political for? Don"t troll this forum.

It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with companies shirking their responsibilities to society. Don"t be like Lyenae, bro. You can"t get to the job without roads.

What a country, huh?

No no no, that wasn"t what I asked.

What"s better, Lyrical? $500,000 with a 30% tax bill, or $1,000,000 with a 50% tax bill. Serious question.

It"s fine to joke about cancer, it"s past the statute of limitations. I mean, shit, we can joke about AIDS and 9/11 right? Cancer is most certainly not off limits.

Wait a minute. Get cancer, fuck bitches? This post was purely for comedic value and is in no way referring to Ravvenn as a bitch.

Yeah, and Tuco"s an engineer I dunno man. My wife has this friend who says stuff like "How come every time I go camping I end up naked?" It"s because you"re a whore, sweetie. It"s also why you bought fake tits despite already looking like barbie, and now you look like you"re smuggling...

Don"t worry man, the older you get, the more desperate the chicks get, it"s all good. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/REEuR3HOirk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

fucking double

Gotta count in MIP. That drops off after you get 20% into the house, so it won"t be $933 forever.

Who the fuck let you back in after your little meltdown last time?

I said it"s possible. It is however, not likely. And yes, you can transmit the disease through vaginal sex. But it"s not going up your fucking urethra, so men don"t have anything to worry about...which is kinda the same thing I said when we started this conversation. Your female partner might...

Risk Realities Related Articles: Whatever Happened to AIDS and Straight Men? Linked this before, whenever the topic comes up, but no...actually infection is not easier than that.

Yeah, like Eomer said, there"s not a fluid exchange occurring F -> M at any point in heterosexual sex. It"s a myth that AIDS can happen to anyone. It generally doesn"t. Straight men with no intravenous drug use and no random sauna encounters don"t get AIDS. Is it possible? Sure, I suppose if...

Straight guys don"t get AIDS from heterosexual sex, so you don"t need to sweat it. Also, if they"re being tested monthly and using condoms every time (like the industry does) then what are you really worried about? If you"re the kind of guy that fucks whores, why is this particular point...

Well, a good chunk of it is selfishness, without a negative connotation to the word. Kids impede upon your life. You can"t do shit you could before you have kids. You don"t get to go out every night and hook up with random chicks, you don"t get to sleep in until noon, you don"t get to stay up...

The thing is that if you do that, it"s gotta be believable. There are many ways to say that phrase, but not all of them are going to yield the same results. I don"t think Eomer is a guy that could pull it off.

Whatever dude. All banks are happily fixing up distressed properties and communicating with buyers in a timely manner! Go on out and get yourself some property, boys!

I"ve heard it, I just find the context to be very disturbing. Like the one thing that sticks out in my mind is from True Lies where what...Bill Paxton? That car dealership dude says it. And just the way he does just makes me cringe every time. Like, there"s seriously something wrong with that...