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Well it's from 2009. So the video should be out there somewhere. First pic was from a news story and is all blurred out like japanese porn. Not 100% sure if the other pics are her. The pages they come from aren't clear.

Saw a truck of this stuff on the way to work. I'd never heard of it before. It had a cartoon like this on the side too. I legit thought it was someone running moonshine who had made up a fake business until I got to a computer and could look them up.

He told a girl, "I hope you choke on a poisoned American Inventor dick before your half breed baby has a chance to escape your diseased cunt and find out what a complete fucking idiot it has for a mom" I mean, that was the one that put it over the edge. "Suck start a shotgun before your baby daddy has a...

Maybe he eventually got sick of her shit and this was how he broke up with her.

That sounds like too much common sense, which as we all know is racist. First and only rule of #metoo is to pump up the numbers. Get the numbers up high enough and #believeallwomen kicks in and facts don't matter.

Sounds like he called the right lawyer.

Someone recently told me a story about a house fire that started with a wasp nest. Apparently there was a big ole nest and the homeowner decided to put a little gasonline on it and light it on fire. I was like, what a dumbass, why the fuck would you even think of something like that. now I...

Why would you say that? Are mixed and albino are mutually exclusive?

She is an albino American Inventor though, right? Lookit those freckles, that hair, that wide nose sucking up all the white man's oxygen.

I don't get the dolphin memes lately. Can someone explain? Some examples.

Looked to me more like Sarah had a case of civilization fever.

If they do have them then they're "Legal as far as I know's"?

I have dreams sometimes where I can fly and can't come back to the ground. I try to make it positive but I'm afraid to go outside. But those don't tickle my pickle. The last dream to do that was one where I had a huge house with a room for everything. Xbox room. Playstation room. Movie...

How much does a live in maid cost?

https://amazondating.co/ This made me worf. Check out the reviews on each one.

Did he beat that motherfucker's eyebrow all across his face?

I'm working on her.

I was rustled that someone was rustled by titty drops. Get on my level potatoe.

Me too but it doesn't work as well when I'm doing it to myself. I like when my wife tweezes my hairs. The ear hair is the best but the occasional nose hair is always a treat.

Boiled feed corn? Do you let it go sour? I used to use sour mash and it would attract catfish and carp and baitfish. The baitfish naturally attracted everything else eventually. When I was a kid we fished for carp but never to eat. Supposedly a chinese restaurant would buy them but we...

I just taught my wife to do a titty drop. She likes to flash me, so I have her drop em then bounce them back and forth a little.