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The other day I was telling someone about the series "Sex sent me to the ER" and recounted the one I remembered best about the guy who kneeled in a bunch of needles and drove them up under his kneecap. Because he was sneaking some sex, he didn't notice. He was moving and worked all day like...

Fake ones are the ones that do dick punches? I'm just trying to figure out where to draw the line.

I'm not sure what you mean. Do you mean the MMA thread we have here? Yes I do. Do you mean the regular martial arts thread we have here (where I'm posting this)? Then yes I do but it's been dead. Do you mean some other forum dedicated to martial arts? True, I haven't been a regular in a...

Not the same guy. The one who won was steve jennum. Scott Morris was the ninja who got rocked by pat smith in like 3 seconds. That's all I remember him for and when I started to watch your video I was confused because I thought it was his only UFC fight.

Sure, because he lived in China. Has he stopped doing it since he fled?

Moving this to the right thread. I don't think those chi masters are kung fu. Certainly not the ones in the first video, as they're not wearing chinese uniforms. I watch those guys whenever I can and I don't remember any being kung fu. They usually come from tai chi or various japenese...

QUOTE="Screamfeeder, post: 3372987, member: 1985" You're a piece of shit astr0. A real piece of shit. Someone quote this so the ignoring coward can see me say it. It's too bad there's no way for Chuk to ever see this.

fuck that bro you gotta just type and hit send emmidiately. Do't even proof read that hsit.

Holy fucking shit, that is pathetic. If we had that reaction available in this section, I'd give it for both posts.

I don't need google translate to know that means "I am ocd". Its OK bro we know and like you anyway.

That's what I was thinking, but leave out jewish. It's still OK to discriminate against them unless you're in show business. They're going to weed out anyone not smart enough to label themselves as a protected class.

What is it about this that rustles you? I'm not sure why she transferred it to a smaller bucket. I think the cost of the extra concrete to fill the garbage can and replace it far outweighs the potential risk in trying to make that transfer. Plus, the new bucket is short enough that the...

I mean ... yeah if a roof isn't important to you? That's not really how housing works. When a storm blows through and ruins houses, rents go up.

He actually put them into the girls who broke your heart thread, but izo copied them into the FOH tits thread.

I get those too. But they have the wrong name. So I asked which property they were talking about and it wasn't mine. The thing is, I think they have my number with this woman's name because she gives my number out to people all over town. So I've fucking sold that house a dozen times. I...

I was wondering if he had any responses in there. But if the time stamps are to be believed and these were screenshotted the same day ... he was probably asleep while she was blowing up his yahoo.

I'll be #4 then. My hatred for onions far outweighs my desire to be liked by you.

Wait for a peaceful protest.

Might as well turn them into fuck chairs, with the tile floor they can't be any good for watching movies.

1. Aside from the taste they also upset my stomach. Exposure might fix that, but since they taste bad I don't want to. 2. I eat spaghetti with meat sauce, it does not have to have onions. I know this because we make our sauce from scratch and I would know if onions were in it. If the...

last time I went to mcdonalds I ordered the burger with no ketchup and no onions. I got it with ketchup and onions only. It was a fucking cheeseburger and they didn't even do cheese. Took it back and they did the 'scrape it off' drill.

The NFL just has to limp on till november when it all magically goes away.

Don't those stats include YAC? That means the safety was not letting plays get behind him. Just like he's supposed to do.

I love mushrooms. I hate onions. That they are often paired together makes me sad. When you say something about it and the cook says "You can't even taste the onions" is when it rustles my jimmies. Last thanksgiving I even got "I thought you liked mushrooms, I made them for you" First of...

It should auto correct to "Chinese Bat Aids". It will as soon as the changes I made to my personal dictionary are accepted. It's literally the only reason I chose the option to share my personal dictionary.

Then you guys will call him a mary sue.

I don't approve of being tagged into this thread and I don't know why you thought this was relevant to my interests. But it was funny.

Bout 10 years. I've netflixxed and chilled so it can't have been too long ago. But it was before tinder. I used eharmoney and plenty of fish. And you can bet I wasn't letting some bitch from the internet know where I lived.

So that means he'll have to be signed by one of our oppoents? I hope it's the Washington "football" squad. But he won't just be singed ...

For science!

all yall motherfuckers in here acting like anyone could be as good a batman as adam west. Forget the dark emo shit. Lets take another crack at corny.

Where? Is it anywhere other than quibi?

Nice. First pic I thought she was hiding a fat belly. But second pic shows enough to show she's not a whale. Let's see her ass now.

10 minutes of music and bullshit isn't too much to ask. absofuckinglutely. The girl shouldn't even want to go to your house so early in the relationship. She doesn't know what kind of psycho you are.

Hey another girl. Welcome. Please head over to the FOH naughty bits thread and post your tits at your earliest convenience. Thanks!

Jesus Christ dude, you let her know where you live? Fucking Crazy girls 101. Don't let them know where you live. Rent a hotel room, especially for the first time. Your options are limited now. I'm afraid you're going to have to keep fucking this perfect specimen for a while until she gets...

I had to check to see if the post you quoted was from this century.

Didn't the exam ask if you're black? Not possible to be racist if you answered that one correctly.

My company used to have to dial 9 to get out. There are lots of Indians working here and the country code for India is 011. There were so many people calling 911 and hanging up that we had to change the outside line number to 8. We lost that battle with the porn thing. If you support porn...

It's kinda awesome to just piss and let your dick flop around like a firehose.