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I have to admit I've fucked girls uglier than him. I appreciate his honesty though. Back when I was dating there were more than enough tranny chasers out there to keep the trannies busy.

@Izo There is no way to take that out of context. I hate all ketchup always. Even when they call it catsup.

I don't like ketchup so I get the opposite. "Do you want ketchup?" "No". 100 packets dumped into the bag. I know I should start answering yes so I only get 1, but I have this idealistic hope that someday I will get no ketchup.

Nope. Dallas pulled it out at the last second. 52-17

We got my daughter one at like 14 or 15 thinking it would be a leash. It was not. I still think it's probably my biggest mistake as a parent. She seems to have turned out OK, but it was touch and go for a while. She did not have the maturity to suss out trolls and believed everything she...

You fucking faggot. I'm changing my vote to combat this clear case of power abuse. You're well on your way to being as bad as hodj Look if you just want to moderate shit, why don't you start your own moderator jerkoff thread were all the mods are free to moderate the shit out of it. Move it...

Didn't realize booger sugar caused burps.

That's what I figure. 2nd graders knew what she was doing and recorded it. Do 2nd graders have phones with cameras now? That's 7 year olds. That sounds pretty fucking stupid. Goddam I'm old.

I was trying to come up with an 'elf on a shelf' joke for this pic yesterday and fucking thesaurus.com didn't have any synonyms for pedophile. What kinda bullshit is that? I tried every spelling and variation of the word that I knew.

Then you weren't paying attention. By that point in the film I was like "OK finally they're getting back to something that makes sense".

I wonder what a deer tastes like when it's been eating petunias and roses all it's life.

Amy Schumer played a Dalek in a WonderWoman comic? What the actual fuck man?

On an unrelated note, I have deer in my front yard. I first saw them New year's eve so I set out a trail cam and some corn. I'm not planning to kill them because you can't safely shoot a gun in this area. Maybe if I bowhunted I'd think about it and probably still not do it. Anyway, nothing...

Just heard about this on a podcast called GunTalk Hunt. TL;DR ... a Professional hunter bought land in Missouri and built a cabin. One night he sees someone out in his field with a spotlight and they shoot at a deer. He gets the license and turns them in. Someone related to the poacher then...

Maybe they were curious. She's a teacher so she did what came naturally. You need to teach sex education younger and younger these days.

Global warming. Thanks 0bama!

You think Foles and Wentz are why the eagles are fucked? The only trade that can save them is if they find a way to trade away their fans and the city they live in.

Holy shit is that Gunny in the trailer? I don't remember this series, putting it on my list now.

Notice none of those soaps weigh 4ozs? Checkmate bitch!

Just watched ep1 with the new batgirl. She's 100x better than ruby rose. I like that they didn't get rid of alice. I was worried that once she was defeated she'd go away like most badguysoftheseason do on CW shows.

But he's not supposed to associate with racists and his parents are clearly racist.

A solid 1.5 tiggles. He always was a chubby chaser.

Maybe mist was just trying to advertise a kegger at her moms basement.