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  1. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    In my defense, I did say mods.
  2. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    It's not working. Mods can do it but they have to follow the law. Citizens are allowed to run around capping as many motherfuckers that we have bullets for.
  3. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sheeeit I been trolling those waters since I was 16. I was always a little scared of meeting kids but I never shied away from single moms. Proven performers as far as I'm concerned. Only reason I was worried about the kids was because I was afraid of getting one with a bad attitude who decided...
  4. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    That's why I said most. Xeq is the only one still here. At least it would be a step away from always going to political posters. This time he at least gets an asterisk.
  5. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    I was going to vote tomorrow but now I'm afraid folder will read that last post and use his massive wealth to ban me from here instead of the more logical choice of luringdick. @Caepan because teeks didnt come close. If he follows in the footsteps of most previous asshats and asshats off into...
  6. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    If the threadban item was working I was planning to threadban him anyway.
  7. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    Motherfucker is this why you lost? Because you didnt count all the votes for luringdirk? I thought those vote counts seemed suspicious.
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Missed the end of the game because I'm in a shithole country. They cut away for there regularly scheduled televized yoga class. Luckily there were pretty girls and it really turns me on when I don't know what a bitch is saying.
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    COWBOYS NATION CHECKING IN Superbowl bound baby AND a top 10 draft pick, that's what we're going for this year. Or does the superbowl winner always automatically get the last pick no matter the record? I forget.
  10. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    plenty of time for folger to vote again.
  11. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I'd like to see her play a damsel in distress. It would have to be a comedy and there'd be one scene when no one is watching that she punches a bad guy and launches him into orbit. I too would pay $1000 for a chance to wrestle with her. Do you think she'd agree?
  12. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    That's fine but we really need nudes to put this to rest.
  13. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Goddammit foldger this isn't a facebook giveaway where you can enter every day.
  14. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    And if you don't like the taste of bananas you can take them as a suppository. All the nutrients none ofthe calories.
  15. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    You been waiting 4 years to use that haven't you? Well enjoy it your window of opportunity will be short.
  16. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    If this was a swing state (which it is) and you were a democratic election official (which you are) then you'd count mikerb's post as votes for scream and teaks*. Since those are the only 2 of the 4 he voted for that was clearly his intent. and 10 votes for biden
  17. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. @Caepan - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar, but this is all we have to offer. Also, I don't like the avatar and want it changed. @Vanessa vs. teekey - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar...
  18. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Yeah I skipped all the SW cartoons at first because I can't stand that style of animation. But I got used to it. After watching rebels, the clone wars style didn't seem as bad. Rebels animation was peak shittiness. They dialed it back for resistance to something more tolerable. Resistance...
  19. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    My dad had a recipe for carp. He didn't particularly like carp but this was pretty much as good as it could get. You don't have the scale it or anything. Just cut 2 slits down either side of it's back to make pockets. Then find some cow manure and roll it into balls. Yes this is real, I...
  20. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. Caepan Vanessa vs. teekey
  21. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Not entirely true. Maybe the part about this ep causing the blowup only appeared now, but we definately talked about him bitching out before any episodes dropped and talked about it being because of having to wear the helmet. But thanks for the rundown.
  22. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Can someone type out the jist of this rumor for those of us who aren't going to watch? Please. I feel like a 'please' should be in there somewhere but I don't know where. So now it's in there twice.
  23. Hoss

    Letterkenny

    I need to figure out how to watch it.
  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I do. I get so fucking annoyed at having to check voicemail. Even with spammers if I don't feel like fucking with them I answer and hang up so they can't leave voicemail. That's the reason I won't sign up for the spam blocking service on my phone because it sends potential spam straight to...