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  1. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I don't know what the fuck you guys are buying from amazon, but it's rare that I get garbage or a knock off that I didn't know was a knock off. Maybe it's because I've got prime and they give prime members the good stuff? That's gotta be it because the only other possibility is that I'm that...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I don't quite understand this chart. At first I thought it was listing all the Superbowl losers who had losing records the next year. But then I saw the 2007 pats who went 11-5 the next year and the 2018 rams who went 9-7. Got a list for Superbowl winners who sucked the following year?
  3. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    First day on the internet?
  4. Hoss

    The Office

    What's the US remake of Dr Who?
  5. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    yeah the face
  6. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    If you were thinking of starting a business, now's the time to move on it. When we get back to working, there will be lots of voids to be filled.
  7. Hoss

    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    You should have photobombed his bootleg. If you MST3k'd it up properly it might have been the only version of the movie worth watching.
  8. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I never heard that one. We weren't allowed to say the name of that group because most of the rednecks at my school thought NWA was the Northwest Wrasslin Alliance, and if you told them what the N really meant .... well it didn't matter who you were, you couldn't do that.
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    Dallas

    Can I shoot the golfballs out of the air? There's gotta be a name for that. Redneck golf?
  10. Hoss

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    He calls it Tiger King Park now? LOL. The last thing I heard from them Jeffery had scrubbed all traces of joe from the park and wouldn't let anyone even say his name. Of course, I also heard that he was about to sell the park to carole fucking baskins.
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    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    some people are just more sensitive than others. My wife has had a bad time in theaters because of other people 10x more often than me. Only thing that's ever bothered me was a fat sweaty dude sitting in the seat next to me. We can't have 2 of us trying to share an armrest. But part of it...
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I'm not sure Ice T was ever not a sellout. Couldn't figure out why people thought he was a thug other than being typecast.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Holy shit there's lots of 'penile health creams'. If they weren't so expensive, I'd buy a bunch and just leave them in various rooms on the platform for laughs. Course, with everyone working 6 week shifts right now, they might disappear disturbingly quick.
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    Dallas

    I'm game if I'm not overseas or in a state mandated quarantine from having just been overseas. If I need to go somewhere within 2 weeks of getting home, I think I will wait a few days then just go get another covid test. Course, I won't tell the company ... I was not reading this thread so I...
  15. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I have to apologize. I said hydrate in that post but I meant moisturize. I'm pretty sure those are basically the same thing but they have different connotations.
  16. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I'm not dehydrated dipshit. I said my skin was dry. Thats 2 different things. I drink nearly a gallon of water a day. But I've found a weird side effect of lotion. It's making my hands more sensitive. Any of you Bros noticed that with your jerkoff cream? I've never been a lotion wanker but I...
  17. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Better than the chargers. Also better than the Seahawks color rush. Other than the shades being too bright they're not bad.
  18. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    stay away from me coughy mccougherson. I have a gun and I aint afraid to use it!
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Why isn't water the ultimate hydrator? It's right there in the name. When you hands are dry and cracked, you need to hydrate. But dunking them in water doesn't help. If anything it might hurt. You need lotion.
  20. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Unless we can make it political and trick libtards into requesting the medicine that is poison. Then we're all saved.
  21. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I was totally about to ask about that. Were you a precog before the plague or is that a new development?