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It's true that the price will go up, but in my experience you don't really have to switch companies every other year, you just have to threaten to. I posted it in the football thread but just last week I called in to DTV customer support and told the automated system that I wanted to close my...

I had a similar experience in a San Francisco strip club when I was 21 or 22. I went in there thinking it was just a strip club, and after about 30 seconds in the lap dance booth she had my dick in her hand and was trying to get me to pay $300 to fuck her. At that point in my life I did not...

If she's just going to keep it a one person company, advertising may not make sense just because there is a limit to how much new work she can handle. Paying to bring people to you just so you can tell them no isn't a good use of money.

I like to think that some of that was due to the lack of Hyde in the last game, but yes, they have been horrible in the red zone so far (as they were last year).

Big Ben is the 2nd best QB in the league right now behind Rodgers. Brown is the best receiver hands down. Nobody is going to stop their passing game this year. The 49ers would have probably still lost but the game would have been a lot more competitive without the two horrible fumbles by...

Plus good tomato soup also has chunks in it. You can't define a type of soup by a can of condensed campbell's. 4-B's Famous Tomato Soup Recipe ALLEGEDLY FROM BILL HAINLINE HIMSELF 1 (29 oz.) can diced tomatoes 1 (10.5 oz.) can condensed chicken broth, undiluted 2 Tablespoons margarine or...

Based on your description, I don't think you have actually eaten tomato soup. It's like when the guy said boobs feel like bags of sand on the 40 year old virgin.

Just carry a piece of PVC pipe and stick your dick in it and hang that over the side. It will be like you have a colossal wang. Probably don't want to share your pipe with any friends that might have herpes though.

Tomato soup is what you want with a grilled cheese sandwich. Vegetable or Minestrone can do in a pinch but tomato is the shit. Erronius lives up to his name on this page. My mom used to make a killer ham and corn chowder. It's best with leftover ham from Christmas dinner or something. She...

No shit. He looked so promising in preseason and he has looked like shit in the first two games.

There's probably going to be more of those with them incentivising 2 point conversion tries.

This is why statistics without context are often useless. Tons of really bad teams go 0-2 and tons of really bad teams don't make the playoffs. That doesn't mean that some team that isn't really bad isn't going to make the playoffs if they start 0-2.

I have friends that carry a small bucket and they just pee in that and dump it over the side.

Just turned on ESPN and saw the hosts doing a 10 minute infomercial for Draft Kings. Thank god for NFL network.

Tom Brady will request that his suspension be reinstated by halftime.

Just got off the phone with DirecTV and got Sunday Ticket free for another year. This was the easiest one ever, I just called in, told the automated system that I wanted to close my account, it transferred me to some dude who asked why I wanted to cancel. I said that I switched to DirecTV from...

I think dried fruit could stand to be in more candy bars.

Maybe she was uncomfortable with her vag flapping in the wind in front of 1500 extras in Croatia even if she would be okay with it being on TV?

When I first got my Shun knives I sustained considerable finger damage on multiple occasions trying to dice onions super fast like the TV chefs do.

Got the bluray and watched it last night. I liked the movie even better the second time around. Can't wait to watch the special features. I watched The Road Warrior a couple weeks ago and I definitely think Fury Road is a better movie but Road Warrior was pretty good.

No shit, this is supposed to be the unpretentious food thread and this coffee talk is pretentious as fuck. I'm going to have to go make some folgers in my drip machine to get the taste out of my mouth.

It is, but the old pre-hangouts one still exists, at least for now.

Is the surface pro really popular enough to warrant being copied by apple? This thing is a lousy copy of it too since it's running IOS. The only reason to pay that much for a tablet is because you can use it to do real computer shit which you're not going to do without a real computer OS.

Well if it's common in Alaska that kind of shits on my theory that they are all princesses that think they are going to meet somebody like Christian Grey and not a lonely weirdo that can't attract a non-desperate woman. It seemed like Alaska would be a tough sell to most women so if it works up...

That is true.

Anyone have experience with this? I have a neighbor that used to post pictures all the time of these hot blondes from Russia or Ukraine that were his "girlfriends". Nothing ever came of any of them though, which makes me wonder if these chicks think they're coming to the US to be some rich...

Yeah, but if you're using it to make smoothies you still wasted your money.

Do you really though? I have a blender that I bought at walmart for $50 like 10 years ago and I put stuff in it and it gets blended. I'm not the heaviest blender user, but I can't imagine what a vitamix is doing that makes it so amazing other than some good marketing. Of course the people I...

I am boycotting Chipotle because of their fear mongering ad campaigns about GMOs and antibiotics. Also the closest one is 3 hours away.

Pretty much better than I expected on all fronts. The defense looked good. Aaron Lynch looked a bit Aldon Smith-like and it wasn't just those white sleeves he was wearing. The new corners had a good game as did Brock. Bowman getting hit in the nuts made my heart stop. On the offensive...

The jerseys are awful, but the latex body suits the cheerleaders are wearing aren't all bad.

I can provide therapy for this problem. I'm not going to divulge all of my secrets, but the general idea is that I tie you naked and spread eagle out in the yard with a picture of your wife and this other chick suspended above you and any time you look at the other chick I kick you in the nuts...

The little explosion graphic showing the score is perfectly timed with it as well.

Listen to these condescending cunts. Go fuck yourself.

Denver's Defense looked fucking badass. I predict a lot of fantasy owners trying to trade Peyton Manning for Alex Smith and a lot of quarterbacks having nightmares about Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware this week.

Apparently no one gets to pass against the Broncos this year, but it just evens things out because they can't pass either.

I rule at predicting scores. I wonder if St. Louis hanging 34 points on the Seahawks means Chancellor gets paid next week.

I accept this correction.

Games that will be interesting in week 1: Green Bay @ Chicago - because lol @ bears KC @ Houston - Two teams that are good on paper this year. Will they be good in real life? Indy @ Buffalo - High powered Indy offense vs. allegedly bad ass Buffalo defense. Miami @ Washington -...

They were still saying that before the superbowl last year. I was like "you guys won the superbowl last year, literally everyone believed in you this season".