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  1. TJT

    Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan

    Are you really humiliating yourself if someone, at great effort and expense, constructs an outlandish situation while intentionally targeting your personal beliefs or attacking your character? More accurately you are getting conned.
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    Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan

    If you're in 2020 and don't know who Borat/Sacha Baron Cohen is with how common Borat-related jokes have been for the past 13 years I don't know what to say. If you let this idiot or any idiot with a camera into your office it's kind of your fault. But on the same token, he's just being a huge...
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    First EverQuest, 3 screenshots

    Adding the fear factor back into the MMO genre would do a lot for it. Yes, data miners and hackers would figure shit out quickly but they can't design shit out of the game. No add-ons allowed. Go primitive with the interface. No maps, no complicated rotations. Make the game world scary, which...
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    Pathfinder: Kingmaker

    They update pretty often:
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    What did you just read?

    Not sure I'll be continuing it though. The first book was really long for what it is and I don't like the underlying premise.
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    Health Problems

    So I am suffering from what I can only determine is a severe case of Tinnitus. I don't really know how else to describe it. A constant ringing my ears that occasionally like, rattles my teeth, for lack of a better way to describe it. It's not painful or anything but it is really fucking annoying...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    For real. These stories don't need to be literature for the ages. It just needs to be something you can figure out if you pay attention. Or like in true tabletop fashion just be a murder hobo and, "lol story." Impressively wow devs make stories so terrible and unavoidable that even someone who...
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    Web Serials

    I really like Delve but the guy really fucked up on the world organization to the point that it is very nonsensical and irritates me. Updating slowly is just another issue with it. The grand scheme of the world is about the Democratic Kingdoms and Empire conflict but in that dynamic the global...
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    The Boys

    It has to be someone working for Vought at this point...
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    Avatar 2 (2020)

    Nuke the treehugging blue monkeys from Orbit. The End.
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    Raised by Wolves

    How to fuck up a series 101. Taught by Professor Scott.
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    What did you just read?

    Same series
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    Dresden Files

    I have doubts he creates more Dresden files on a regular schedule. Chalk it up with the myriad of unfinished series out there.
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    The Boys

    Vought CEO in the comics had no fear of Homelander either and was a vanilla human. This was very impressive to Homelander who hears heartbeats and stress and shit.
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    What did you just read?

    He Who Fights With Monsters is getting very regular updates now. Which is awesome. That said I dislike how the family reunion is being handled.
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    CD Projekt Red pays extremely high salaries for East Europe. It's such a problem for the East European tech industry because they literally poach all of the top talents from the rest of East Europe for their company. Ukraine, Russia, Romania, Belarus, and so on all bitch about it. They pay...
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    The game has been in development for 7 fucking years. Who cares if they polish it up to get the final product just as perfect as they can?
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I built an auto-scaling application that scales up or down our data warehouse computational engines (just called sizes but if you're unfamiliar I don't think that makes sense). It can, sort of, anticipate needs to end-users don't experience any queue problems and scales down as needed. It does...
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    How to handle a bad VP

    If you lost a couple million dollars due to laziness at my company you'd be out the door the same day. Fuck that guy. I don't like to point fingers but if it was your direct responsibility and he just didn't tell leadership about issues or lied about doing them when he didn't its all on him.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    That is a pretty significant difference.
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    Dresden Files

    This was really short so read it quickly.
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    Hearthstone

    Probably not enough of a nerf on it really. The worst designs in this entire game are decks that either win by completely random bullshit (spell mage) or decks like Guardian Druid where it's just over if they draw it on curve in most cases. Animated Broomstick being 1 mana or even existing was...
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    Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan

    I saw Borat when I was in Iraq in 2007. I did not find it funny and never watched it again. Admittedly I have a very peculiar sense of humor.
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    Hearthstone

    Got to one win from legend then back to rank 5 not once, not twice, but three fucking times. Do really well then lose a streak to unbelievable god draws. God damn.
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    What did you just read?

    Read this I liked it but god damn if it isn't a little bit completely batshit.
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    The Boys

    This was the one perplexing part of the comic to me too. For all his power complex Homelander always gave a shit about corporate money, fans and revenue generation, and stupid shit that his character has no reason to care about. Because who's going go prevent him from doing whatever? His...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So I heard her talking on the phone while I was working. I didn't think anything of it but she was running around looking for papers and shit and I was like, "the fuck?" It sounded like she was talking to someone important or something so I asked her who it was. She said it was an officer and I...
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    The Boys

    The sympathetic aspect of Homelander is that every single person in his life from day one has done absolutely nothing but manipulate and lie to him. Dude craves that kind of affection.
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    The Boys

    So why couldn't Cindy just leave her cell in the first place?
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    Job Hunting

    I've never had a job that had that level of stress. Fuck that lol.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, boys. God damn is my wife dumb sometimes. She just got hard scammed on the phone and now I have to deal with a bunch of shit.
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    Sea of Thieves (PC / Xbone)

    I appreciate that they keep expanding on this game.
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    Genshin Impact

    I demand bigger anime titties.
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    Super Mario 3d All-Stars (HD Mario 64, Sunshine, Galaxy for Switch)

    I keep fucking up on Mario 64 by trying to use the right thumbstick on the pro controller. It really isn't suited to the current control methods.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I've never heard of Salary positions doing this.
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    Job Hunting

    Oh well tho. I'm going to start applying for 100% remote Salesforce Developer or Data Engineering from here on out.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Is the layoff package sweet at least? My friends at GM had a really lame one. Ford too. During the Rona everyon's salaries cut by 20% for a year (unless you're an executive-level employee of course).