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  1. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    OBJ with the classic Irvin-Push-Off. But ball don't lie, and Manning nice enough to lay the ball on the ground next play.
  2. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Only if Romo is starting.
  3. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Seachickens are an average NFL team when they aren't at home with the refs in the defense's pocket.
  4. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Detroit loses in 2 weeks anyway.
  5. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Absolutely, but now tonight is no longer just for the NFCE, it's for the entire NFC.
  6. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Wilson is Wentzing at Cutler levels and doing the Cowboys a solid while he's at it.
  7. Kaines

    Sports Rituals

    Every season I watch the first Cowboys game wearing my officially licensed #48 Johnston jersey.
  8. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    That playoff win was about as legit as the Stars' 1999 Stanley Cup.
  9. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    You're on the wrong side of history, pal.
  10. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    @OU Ariakas
  11. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    As long as they are in the top 25, they should get a spot. That school then gets the money for a playoff game and the #1 team in the country gets a lay-up playoff game reward for being the #1 team in the country.
  12. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    If you really wanted to get all college basketball like, just make the 8 seed a permanent "best of the Group of 5" seed. Sure it means you take away a spot from the Power 5, but having the #1 team in the country should be rewarded. What better than having the first playoff game against a Group...
  13. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Yup. 8 teams, the conference champs ranked 1-5 with 3 wild cards. And, yes, that means ND is at best a 6 seed unless they join a conference. Fuck the Irish.
  14. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The Shrinking Shelf Life of NFL Players WR actually have a shorter average.
  15. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Start at 1:08
  16. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Rhule leaves Temple to become Baylor coach We found a better coach than Gundy.
  17. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Those Cam tears could just as easily turn into Dak tears if the Cowboys get that far and the Seahawks are still playing this way.
  18. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    C'mon Shittsburgh. It's the only day of the year I'm gonna root for you so you better do something.
  19. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    CFP Committee 2014: 13th data point!!! Clear conference champion!!!! Gotta play in conference championship game!!!! CFP Committee 2016: Fuck it, 12 is good enough.
  20. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    So is everyone ready for noon (est) today when the committee cements college football as the laughing stock of all sports?
  21. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The Cowboys need 2 wins in the next 4 games to clinch 1st place in the NFC. It won't be easy (@NYG, vsTB, vsDET, @PHI), but going .500 after all we've seen this season should be doable.
  22. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The game isn't over (thanks incompetent Vikings offense) but Dallas does not deserve to win this.
  23. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Can the Cowboys cut Doug Free yet?
  24. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Cowboys defense completely imploding with 3 straight penalties.
  25. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Vikings get one back with a bullshit holding call.
  26. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    What does that matter? With the exception of 2 games, the entire NFC East plays the same schedule. Then idiots like Convo want to point to Dallas' opponents W/L record as somehow indicitive of a soft schedule. When the Eagles/Giants/Redskins play ELEVEN of the same opponents, plus Dallas...
  27. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    With the exception of TWO games, it's the same schedule that a couple weeks ago was called the "easiest in the league" when the Cowboys played it. Every divisional team plays the EXACT SAME non-divisional schedule with the exception of 2 games. So now everyone wants to say the Giants have it...
  28. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Or he could just root for his alma-mater and realize that college football is more rigged than the DNC primary. :)
  29. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Coming from a 9'ers fan, I take that as the compliment you didn't intend it to be!
  30. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I stand corrected.
  31. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Over half the teams in the NFL have won a Super Bowl. I'm sorry your favorite franchise is below average.
  32. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So if we get rid of the Chargers fans, would this thread be entirely populated by fans of teams that have actually won a Super Bowl or am I missing someone?
  33. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    You jinxed the jinx!
  34. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    ftfy. And yes. College football has always been a complete joke when picking it's champion. The 4 team playoff has helped a little, but it's still the biggest joke in sports. And if aOSU gets into the final 4 this year, it's an even bigger joke.
  35. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I was born during the Carter administration. Danny was my boy!
  36. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So what do you say to those of us whose first Cowboy QB was Danny White?
  37. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I believe you are correct, sir.
  38. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Things Cowboys have never done until today: Win 9 straight. Go undefeated against the AFC North in a single season.
  39. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Payton Manning has more passing TD's and yards than anyone in the history of the league. I don't want him on my team. Edit: Forgot Manning passed Farve