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Oblig...pics or it didn"t happen. I assume everyone looks like their avatar, keeps things interesting.

the fuck?

This has to be stressful for all involved, not going to say I feel bad/pity those involved but this whole things reminds me of bad times with any relationship. So come on:

The real question is would you go gay for her?

I love you guys.

ZING!

True or not I laughed, never even heard of back pages the stuff you all find is always entertaining.

Considering I have done the first one as well don"t know what church hill finds so unbelievable about it. Mine involved party, corner apartment on the 4th floor was one of those squared complex"s with pool in the middle so if you were on the corner anyone on the other balconies/walk ways could...

Is that what happened to James? On topic of internet dating my idea is if you are having no luck with it make a fake female one and use their messages as your own or at least help you get ideas. Grain of salt needed because I have no idea what the dating scene is like married almost 10 years...

I have nothing to add other then that girls asshole appears to start exactly where her vagina ends.

Payment received, and voted.

At least kiss her with passion ASAP so you don"t end up in the friend zone. She ain"t looking for a husband fuck her all ways while you can she will dump you after getting bored anyhow.

Thinking about it, I give blood all the time. They test for that stuff so they would of told me right? Still a crappy phone call, hey you might have the aids is a serious conversation no matter how small the chances are.

OK some know the story of my ex but in short we fucked each other as virgins and over the course of our 3 year relationship she got fat, not just bigger but 250ish fat this girl would sit on the couch eating chocolate frosting right out of the tub. Anyways I get a phone call from PCRS, thinking...

Eomer was funny because it poked at soygen, you sir took it to creepy land.

I married young, 7th year anniversary was Monday I am 28 with a 4 year old daughter, we married because seemed like a good idea at the time. Than again she didn"t want a wedding so it was a small affair, some women want to be married and have it cost a massive amount of money so romance aside it...

Zima and fuzzy navels for ALL!

Make a daily list of chores, when he does them reward as appropriate when he doesnt start taking shit away. Hated it when I go for something of mine and it now belongs to the didnotdochores monster.

Long showers here, tell him to avoid using soap or shaving cream haha.

She is 4 so no help there sorry. Also 13-16 I gave my mom hell, it went from her telling me I am doing wrong to me actually doing wrong because I was getting trouble any way. I never lied but I sure as hell didn"t tell her everything. It only got better when I realized I was the one being an...

Be interesting to see exactly what goes on behind the scenes but you signing up for a sausage party.

First let me say I love my daughter and she is awesome, we do a ton of stuff together and can"t imagine life without her. It was planned pregnancy so we were as prepared as you can be.I will also say I miss my free time and lately she has been in pushing boundaries mode AKA being a huge pain in...

Was about to say the same. I would just ask her out and if she says no then all problems solved.

Since when do the French fight for anything, just surrender your love and be done. Joking aside sounds like your mind is already made up, if you do end up together any good friend will call you a fucking asshole, get over it, and buy the next round all in the same sentence. Never was one that...

Every person in a relationship should read this thread. That or publish this as a book and make millions.

But if two trains are leaving the station.....

Are you incapable of being the bad Guy? Not on her eyes but yours? The person who is not afraid to leave has all the power, if she talks a bunch of shit and you are dead set on staying then just learn to ignore or or tell her straight up that you don"t care. Sounds like you just allow her far to...

Holy shit man, good to see you still alive. Nothing to add to this thread other then lets keep it rolling.

BILL BILL BILL BILL

So the required inspection I paid for isn"t what you are talking about? Not the one by the bank the one before we go into contract they sat me down and told me what was wrong etc.

I agree this has caused some inflation due to the urgency of have to close very soon to get that tax credit. Even my real estate agent said it is pretty crazy right now after a many slow months. I imagine with this inflation they are not going to extend the credit until the since of urgency has...

Checked out the house tonight, she was all moved out.

Ok so a couple things went down today that are both good and bad, the good is we closed in about an hour was smooth as can be I was told. The seller paid for a year of home warranty, she is leaving us the fridge which is only a couple years old, a brand new stove, a like new ladder, some hoses a...

Close tomorrow, made a ton of plans with friends to help us get to painting Friday and we are just now informed she may not be moved out by then. I understand it takes time to move out of state but fuck a full two days after closing. So after going back and forth for a few hours it is agreed she...

Very nice!

Close in eight days, this is becoming surreal as the days get closer. I am actually going to have a house and a backyard, haven"t had that since I was 6 or so.

While we are on the subject of house stuff anyone in Houston have a 4-6 foot indoor ladder for sale? Craigslist is failing me and I am not spending 80 bucks on a new one.

I have no idea, I seriously doubt we will need a chandelier but pics of the fixtures would be good to know.

Ah ok, our earnest money was like 750 just be sure you get that back if you buy. Also what is everyones average electric bill? Currently sitting at 80.00 a month in the apartment but we are very conservative with the AC and all that. I imagine it will go up but I keep hearing like 300.00...

Anxiety is a bitch. Everything is good and we just waiting on the agreed apon closing date because the seller is moving out of state. Even with everything 100% confirmed the waiting still sucks. Also yeah bringing money to the title company before an inspection? The inspection could come back...