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Alright friends, I am going to be slowly moving my accounts from Vanguard to Fidelity. It's overdue and of course this is the worst time on earth to do it because Fidelity is slammed and its currently not possible to create a new account. That being said, what do you guys recommend as the...

Obviously... he's not a golfer

Until 9:22 tomorrow morning, when they will shut it down again.

I'm so upset with Jackie. I thought we were sharing our chariot to Valhalla.

AMC volume is down by almost half today so, the Brokerage Squeeze on the Short Squeezers is clearly working

Wait... @Jackie Treehorn you sold?!?!?!?

? Did we pay for that?

I dont think anyone paid for the rules to so blatantly and brazenly shift to protect hedge funds lol

"Oh you wanna argue with me? Well check out this quote bub... that'll teach you!"

Looking forward to trying to buy more AMC tomorrow and being met with a "We're sorry, the system is currently re-calibrating" error message.

The arrogance in which all these financial talking heads have been dealing with this series of events is pretty fantastic to watch. I can only imagine they think we're all a bunch of drooling invalids and if they just say "Trust me, these other things aren't the same, I'm a professional" we'll...

This will come and go with most people having no earthly idea what caused it. Which will make it easy for financial institutions and the media to spin it.

Well I guess the concern wouldn't be the firms who lost on their shorts but the underwriters who might be the "too big to fail" retail banks that hold all our FDIC insured savings accounts. I really have no idea what the fallout from all this is going to be but I certainly don't see it ending...

I just ironed my "BUY" pants for tomorrow morning boys. Might even starch my shirt!

Portnoy for Presidente !!

We've been in a global pandemic with high unemployment rates and entire sectors of the economy shut down and our markets hit new all time highs and you think THIS is clown world?

Ask her how she feels about circumcision. And then whatever she says, act vehemently in favor of the opposition and tell her you still want to have more kids someday and hopefully it will be a boy and you just don't see any way to compromise the circumcise. Then end it.

I want to believe in SNDL. I have tasted the forbidden fruit. But that stock has a ton of daily volume anyway. Must... resist...

@Jackie Treehorn , I was informed by Discord that Purchasing a G6 is a "noob move". Shall we go halfsies on leasing one?

Her character is a hambeast who can beat the shit out of grown men. In that regard the casting seems spot on.

Sigh, you're gonna make me log into the FoH discord channel? Thanks a lot Reddit

Hahaha. Every time Vanguard gets pegged with volume the entire site actually reverts to the old UI styling and it only shows overviews from the previous day.

So how come you didn't use your Vanguard account for these trades?

I almost bought EXPR yesterday but figured I shouldn't go full retard. It's a dark path reddit has paved.

My god the volume on AMC

The Vanguard site really is incredibly antiquated. Its certainly not for anyone who wants to trade with any regularity.

Lol no way. I use Vanguard specifically so I don't do dumb shit like what I just did on the 25th.

Let's do this Jackie!! Suck it @Blazin

Wanna put some money on that?

I bought on the 25th

This is when you put your Johnson on the table and double your position.

I bought 4300 shares of AMC at 4.70. TAKE ME TO PARADISE REDDIT!!!

What's the normal commissions/fees on after hours and pre-market trading for you guys? If there are any.

Tyrannical and Fortified are just lazy affixes. They are annoying and completely uninteresting.

I love that hes describing making enough money to pay off all your debt as a trap

BBBY and SKT are two other stocks that are being shorted a lot that are starting to jump. Are those the next squeeze targets?

That would explain it

So for anyone here who has watched Orphan Black... does Disney own the rights to that show? Because the teaser consisted of a bunch of scenes of Tatiana in Orphan Black... such as that "You're damn right" scene which was her trying to practice being the cop at the beginning of the first season...

Huh? That's when you jump in...

Can we call it "Laughing at Reddit while secretly making all the same plays"