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Ok, I guess it's kinda like goddammit donut. I didn't realize he was saying it a lot until they said it was his catch phrase. Now I'll see mongo is appaled all over the place.

Do they have alimony in your state? Because it looks like you're setting yourself up for alimony.

I've dated 2 girls in the medical field and both were kinda crazy in their own way, but I didn't think either was about to stab me. One was actually just a receptionist at a hospital, second craziest girl I ever dated if you don't count strippers. The craziest was a middle school teacher. But...

Go for it. It's pretty common for women to move for a man. Hell, she might even make you like LA enough to stay. This is not an insurmountable problem. And even if it turns out to be, you get your wick dipped while you're staying in LA. No lose situation.

What's appalling mongo? I just finished the bubble level, was it something after that, or have I been missing it?

I just use chrome and firefox. I really enjoy when you go to download chrome and edge is like "hey we're just as good as chrome, are you sure?" YES I'M SURE. YOUR JOB IS TO DOWNLOAD A BETTER FUCKING BROWSER NOW DO YOUR JOB.

no. It would be bad if you had any trouble with any of them.

shit coon. That's a new type of coon and I'm going to start using it. Closely related to but smellier than the dune coon.

Man, Christian Okoye doesn't get a shout out? I barely recognized the chiefs as a pro football team back then, but the Nigerian Nightmare was fun to watch.

Is this what happened to section 31? Maybe it'll be a movie too. Looks like they've already spent some money on it.

I'm surprised it was even a rifle. Cali is so gay, I bet they classify a knife with a serrated back edge an assault knife. But since it was a non compliant rifle, that means it had features California deems to be evil. If a rifle has a detachable magazine and even one of those features it's...

Does anyone have experience with free standing punching bags? We just build a home gym. My wife and I both like to hit the heavy bag, but we're thinking it would be easier if it were one of those weighted bags we can move around rather than one mounted to the rafters. But I've never punched...

True. I guess that was the break point.

This kind of gets back to one of my points. Humans wouldn't be humans. Even if the insectoids didn't rise and overthrow us, we'd be fucking every alien we met. In 1000 years there'd be no pure humans left. Also, I don't think the universe would survive dimension jumping and time travel...

If part of that was expecting you to listen to voicemails, I would forward my phone to him for a day so he can see how much goddamn spam I get.

But vegas is fun.